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I am waiting for a study that says...
"Living may just cause death!
Thats right the mere act of being born guarantee's a death at one point or another. Statistic prove that with each breath you take each day seals the individual fate to eventual death.
This study was performed by Miskatonic University Professor's whom concluded that merely living on the planet will lead to eventual death.
However all the professor's concluded that this will require larger studies for definitive answer as to why this happens to all livng beings. Pharmacy Companies and other interest groups please contact PHD Dr. GivemeFunding at Miskatonic University."
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