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  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #51
    50 Gay Homosexuals Sitting On Traffic Cones!

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    • tristan_D
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2005
      • 7865

      #52
      so, have you tried your dildo?
      Increase your sales. Up to $4 per click.

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      • adonthenet
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Feb 2005
        • 16753

        #53
        enjoy haha lol

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        • lilith_godess
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2006
          • 673

          #54
          i always thought that gay men are sensitive. i had a gay friend once and he was very funny and smart...and i cannot understand those who hate them without knowing them...
          hey boyalley...have fun!

          295-655-277

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          • Centurion
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2002
            • 6033

            #55
            Originally posted by The Demon
            Poor faggot thinks he's an individual for flaunting his homosexuality. You faggots are a joke in the USA, probably moreso everywhere else.


            You wanna know who's the joke in this thread?
            Look in the mirror!

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            • Centurion
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2002
              • 6033

              #56
              Originally posted by BoyAlley


              Cops use those to blowout the tires of runaway hummers!

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              • alec
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2005
                • 1877

                #57
                I hope that will fit.

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                • micker
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 748

                  #58
                  small-mindedness

                  Originally posted by The Demon
                  Yea, I'm sure your college professors felt you had an excellent grasp of 'language'. Unfortunately, "language" isn't what your problem is. It's grammar and throwing in words you aren't aware of into the wrong context, doll. And if you had any common sense at all which of course you don't, since you're in the porn industry and all, you'd understand that me calling someone a faggot doesn't make me small minded. My beliefs don't make me small minded, they would make me close minded if that were even the case.. So again I'm sure your community college professors were impressed with your subpar English, but in the real world you'd just make a fool out of yourself by spewing out ideas you have no concept of, like you're doing now
                  Actually, you are small minded. Closed minded would of course imply that homosexuality is something new, that you've just been exposed to, and refuse to attempt to understand it. As you've been on this board for two and a half years, you've obviously been exposed to gay folks before. This isnt anything new to you. You still seem to have a very anti-social, overly-aggressive attitude, even after all that time... While this does infer that you are closed-minded, it does a much better job of illustrating that you are small-minded. Or just an anti-social asshole still living in his mothers basement, collecting action figures and posting on gfy in an attempt to get some attention.

                  Don't jack someones thread and then be such idiot. It makes you look bad.

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                  • sfera
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 8597

                    #59
                    all i can say is ouch

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                    • XX_RydeR
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 2151

                      #60
                      Dude !!

                      Thats going to fucking hurt.

                      No way you are gonna shit right for a week.

                      But all the best to ya of course lol.
                      You Dun Goofed!

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                      • Jarmusch
                         
                        • May 2003
                        • 12479

                        #61
                        Didn't goatse use one of those cones?

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                        • The Demon
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 7336

                          #62
                          Originally posted by micker
                          Actually, you are small minded. Closed minded would of course imply that homosexuality is something new, that you've just been exposed to, and refuse to attempt to understand it. As you've been on this board for two and a half years, you've obviously been exposed to gay folks before. This isnt anything new to you. You still seem to have a very anti-social, overly-aggressive attitude, even after all that time... While this does infer that you are closed-minded, it does a much better job of illustrating that you are small-minded. Or just an anti-social asshole still living in his mothers basement, collecting action figures and posting on gfy in an attempt to get some attention.

                          Don't jack someones thread and then be such idiot. It makes you look bad.

                          It makes me look bad? You've just proven that the typical porn pusher has the IQ of dry paint. Boyalley is the first fag that's openly made threads about it on this board, therefore the first fag I've seen on here, so that's some nice logic. Yes, I'm living in my mother's basement collecting GFY figures...Is that what you want to tell yourself as you sit on the computer 5 hours a day designing porn galleries for lowlifes? Congrats on making yourself and your industry look worse than it already is.
                          Greed is Good

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                          • Vitasoy
                            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 58202

                            #63
                            Originally posted by BoyAlley
                            Dear lord.. Talk about ouch


                            [email protected]

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                            • coolegg2
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2005
                              • 210

                              #64
                              Originally posted by The Demon
                              Yea, I'm sure your college professors felt you had an excellent grasp of 'language'. Unfortunately, "language" isn't what your problem is. It's grammar and throwing in words you aren't aware of into the wrong context, doll. And if you had any common sense at all which of course you don't, since you're in the porn industry and all, you'd understand that me calling someone a faggot doesn't make me small minded. My beliefs don't make me small minded, they would make me close minded if that were even the case.. So again I'm sure your community college professors were impressed with your subpar English, but in the real world you'd just make a fool out of yourself by spewing out ideas you have no concept of, like you're doing now

                              It makes me look bad? You've just proven that the typical porn pusher has the IQ of dry paint. Boyalley is the first fag that's openly made threads about it on this board, therefore the first fag I've seen on here, so that's some nice logic. Yes, I'm living in my mother's basement collecting GFY figures...Is that what you want to tell yourself as you sit on the computer 5 hours a day designing porn galleries for lowlifes? Congrats on making yourself and your industry look worse than it already is.
                              One word comes to mind when reading your posts TD, "shrill". You are angry and easily offended, almost "delicate" even. Grace is not something you've ever considerred for yourself as a character trait is it?

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                              • jjjay
                                Registered User
                                • Jun 2005
                                • 1813

                                #65
                                homophobes are funny.

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                                • Violetta
                                  Affiliate
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 28735

                                  #66
                                  lol... congrats!
                                  M&A Queen

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                                  • BoyAlley
                                    So Fucking Gay
                                    • Nov 2004
                                    • 19714

                                    #67
                                    OMG HELP IT'S STUCK AND WON'T COME OUT!

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                                    • The Demon
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 7336

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by coolegg2
                                      One word comes to mind when reading your posts TD, "shrill". You are angry and easily offended, almost "delicate" even. Grace is not something you've ever considerred for yourself as a character trait is it?
                                      Grace? I get angry and easily offended? Where is this coming from? Where does it show I get easily offended when I ridicule your intelligence or lack thereof? BTW for the last time, look up the word homophobe, whoever keeps calling me that. Morons
                                      Greed is Good

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                                      • donross
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2005
                                        • 1295

                                        #69
                                        wtf, what kind of dildo is that?? looks like a tank bullet..
                                        Email: [email protected] | Skype: ross.alcazar

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                                        • BoyAlley
                                          So Fucking Gay
                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 19714

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by donross
                                          wtf, what kind of dildo is that?? looks like a tank bullet..
                                          Technically speaking it's not a dildo, it's a butt plug.

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                                          • tranza
                                            ICQ: 197-556-237
                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 57559

                                            #71
                                            That's just wrong.
                                            I'm just a newbie.

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                                            • Romeo GaySearch4Sex
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 472

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by Relish XXX
                                              I actually did a film "Weapons Of Ass Destruction".
                                              didnt Jules Jordan already beat you to it?
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                                              • BoyAlley
                                                So Fucking Gay
                                                • Nov 2004
                                                • 19714

                                                #73
                                                This thread has been on the front page for a few days now and will probably die soon (it is long overdue cuz this thread is the stupid).

                                                As such, I just wanted to remind you all that:

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                                                I lub you all long time!


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                                                • InGayPorn
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                  • 177

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by donross
                                                  wtf, what kind of dildo is that?? looks like a tank bullet..

                                                  Submit your news worthy announcements to InGayPorn.com

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                                                  • chazer
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 370

                                                    #75
                                                    sure are alot of angry closet homosexuals posting in this thread.

                                                    live and let live motherfuckers.

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                                                    • The Demon
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                      • 7336

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by chazer
                                                      sure are alot of angry closet homosexuals posting in this thread.

                                                      live and let live motherfuckers.
                                                      Very logical statement coming from the typical clueless gfyer.
                                                      Greed is Good

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                                                      • StickyGreen
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                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 13076

                                                        #77
                                                        you make me wanna fucking throw up...
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                                                        • Jarmusch
                                                           
                                                          • May 2003
                                                          • 12479

                                                          #78


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