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  • AdultInsider Cloner
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    • Apr 2005
    • 1472

    #1

    All I want in a girl is....

    ...for her to be a 5'10" supermodel with a more gothic look; have a PhD; be athletic and into rock climbing, moutainbiking, skiing, etc.....; an athiest that doesn't want kids EVER; and is bi-sexual and total freak in the sac.

    Is that too much to ask? lol

    So far I can only get parts of the equation....the PhD, the freak in the sac, the supermodel figure.......

    ........just need to keep looking I guess =p
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  • bringer
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    • Jul 2003
    • 13082

    #2
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    • pornguy
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      • Mar 2003
      • 62910

      #3
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      • Fah King
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        • Jul 2005
        • 676

        #4
        Originally posted by pornguy
        Dont worry one day the man of your dreams will show up.
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        • Jennyfer
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          • Sep 2005
          • 1708

          #5
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          • jabula
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2003
            • 1037

            #6
            Originally posted by AdultInsider Cloner
            ...for her to be a 5'10" supermodel with a more gothic look; have a PhD; be athletic and into rock climbing, moutainbiking, skiing, etc.....; an athiest that doesn't want kids EVER; and is bi-sexual and total freak in the sac.

            Is that too much to ask? lol

            So far I can only get parts of the equation....the PhD, the freak in the sac, the supermodel figure.......

            ........just need to keep looking I guess =p
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            • bringer
              i have man boobies
              • Jul 2003
              • 13082

              #7
              Originally posted by jabula
              What about cooking?
              can supermodels really cook anything besides heroin?
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              • AdultInsider Cloner
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2005
                • 1472

                #8
                Originally posted by jabula
                What about cooking?
                I'm was a gourmet cook...... I can cook or we can eat out
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                • lacuna
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 1950

                  #9
                  all i want in a girl is...

                  all i want in a girl is... my willie!

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                  • Grapesoda
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 46234

                    #10
                    you forgot no relatives

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                    • Spunky
                      I need a beer
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 133978

                      #11
                      A good cook and a whore in the bedroom works for me

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                      • BT
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                        • Apr 2002
                        • 6481

                        #12
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                        • xenigo
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 8067

                          #13
                          Originally posted by bringer
                          can supermodels really cook anything besides heroin?
                          You forgot meth.

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                          • PixeLs
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jul 2005
                            • 11922

                            #14
                            Originally posted by AdultInsider Cloner
                            ...for her to be a 5'10" supermodel with a more gothic look; have a PhD; be athletic and into rock climbing, moutainbiking, skiing, etc.....; an athiest that doesn't want kids EVER; and is bi-sexual and total freak in the sac.

                            Is that too much to ask? lol

                            So far I can only get parts of the equation....the PhD, the freak in the sac, the supermodel figure.......

                            ........just need to keep looking I guess =p
                            I don't think the remaining years of you life would still be enough for you to find that perfect girl.


                            Anyway, good luck.

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                            • Dagwolf
                              President of Canada
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 23141

                              #15
                              All I want in a girl is my penis, sometimes my fingers, my tongue or a dildo...
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                              • nick1980
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2005
                                • 1435

                                #16
                                Originally posted by AdultInsider Cloner
                                ...for her to be a 5'10" supermodel with a more gothic look; have a PhD; be athletic and into rock climbing, moutainbiking, skiing, etc.....; an athiest that doesn't want kids EVER; and is bi-sexual and total freak in the sac.

                                Is that too much to ask? lol

                                So far I can only get parts of the equation....the PhD, the freak in the sac, the supermodel figure.......

                                ........just need to keep looking I guess =p
                                You have the entire world to search for that girl. Good luck, man.

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                                • erehwon
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 3759

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by AdultInsider Cloner
                                  ...for her to be a 5'10" supermodel with a more gothic look; have a PhD; be athletic and into rock climbing, moutainbiking, skiing, etc.....; an athiest that doesn't want kids EVER; and is bi-sexual and total freak in the sac.
                                  I like my one buddies prayer for his ideal girl...

                                  I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat.
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                                  • tristan_D
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2005
                                    • 7865

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by erehwon
                                    I like my one buddies prayer for his ideal girl...

                                    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat.
                                    ....and you forgot the part "....and I promise I wont ever cheat on her."
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                                    • PussyTeenies
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 6496

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by bringer
                                      you'd be lucky to a blind chick in a wheelchair
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