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03-10-2006, 02:29 PM

buncha pussies in this thread.. NEVER take the blame.. shift the blame..

ask her to watch the dogs for a few minutes when she is tired , then slip the shoes out on the floor behind her as you leave , then when you come back say " HEY WTF, you were supposed to be watching the dogs and you let the dogs eat your shoes , you could have killed my dogs !!! "

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03-10-2006, 02:29 PM

buy another shoes

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03-10-2006, 02:33 PM

This is a no brainer: #3.

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03-10-2006, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

buncha pussies in this thread.. NEVER take the blame.. shift the blame..

ask her to watch the dogs for a few minutes when she is tired , then slip the shoes out on the floor behind her as you leave , then when you come back say " HEY WTF, you were supposed to be watching the dogs and you let the dogs eat your shoes , you could have killed my dogs !!! "

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03-10-2006, 03:51 PM

aww what a cute little puppy!

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03-10-2006, 03:52 PM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

buncha pussies in this thread.. NEVER take the blame.. shift the blame..

ask her to watch the dogs for a few minutes when she is tired , then slip the shoes out on the floor behind her as you leave , then when you come back say " HEY WTF, you were supposed to be watching the dogs and you let the dogs eat your shoes , you could have killed my dogs !!! "

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03-10-2006, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by Halcyon

First tell her you are pregnant...then the shoe news won't seem so bad.

This just made me laugh...thanks.

I'd just go with honesty then offer to replace the shoes with ones she would like to pick out.

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03-10-2006, 04:01 PM

uh oh

throw 'em out and deny everything!

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03-10-2006, 04:05 PM

Somebody please explain to me what's so great about having dogs that chew everything they aren't supposed to? I've never had a dog that has done this, I've always had big dogs. Are little dogs stupid? Are pugs stupid? Are pug owners stupid?

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03-10-2006, 04:20 PM

Shoot the dog.

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03-10-2006, 04:21 PM

So the girls basically want me to be honest and the guys think I should lie.

Very telling.

I will probably lie, it seems more polite.

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03-10-2006, 04:23 PM

Originally posted by Sly

Somebody please explain to me what's so great about having dogs that chew everything they aren't supposed to? I've never had a dog that has done this, I've always had big dogs. Are little dogs stupid? Are pugs stupid? Are pug owners stupid?

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Meg and Ferd never chewed on anything they weren't supposed to. Yeah, they'll cat and deer shit, but a least they weren't orally dismantling my stairway.

But yes, they're stupid and so are the owners.
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03-10-2006, 04:39 PM

shit happens and dogs will be dogs

tell her what happened and buy her a new and BETTER pair of shoes.

if you lie to a woman about little things like that, and they find out, then they're not sure what ELSE you're lying about. (like cheating and the like) be honest.

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03-10-2006, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by PR_Tom

option 4: "Honey lets go out" Go directly to a great shoe store and after she picks out a NEW pair, buy her the replacement pair..

ie: build a hill before you go in the hole.

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03-10-2006, 06:19 PM

Your dogs chew on shoes because they're bored, and aren't getting enough censory stimulation.

If you took them on walks of decent length everyday this problem would start to go away.
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03-10-2006, 06:21 PM

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03-10-2006, 06:27 PM

Option 3 bro. Emelda Marcos, I mean Ermelinda will never know.

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03-10-2006, 06:32 PM

I don't like the shoes, their too square and the heels are strange...
I've never seen a high heel with a square front, its kinda weird, it looks like its part of a boot, but then it suddenly stops and turns into a shoe instead of a boot.... very strange style...

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03-10-2006, 07:21 PM

that is SO Funny , been there done that , with a few dogs. they do grow out of it...........Yeah I know, its not really funny at the time Try this on for size, come home and the dog, dug tru the mattress tryin to bury a bone Then you flip the Mattress and the same shit happens a week down the road..................and NO, you dont have the money to buy a new one

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03-10-2006, 08:04 PM

shit dude this is easy

yer overlooking the obvious

when she gets home get your gun, the dog and the shoes. Show her what the little fucker did and put the gun to his head...IF she believes you will kill the dog she will forgive the dog very quickly. And she will think twice about fucking with you over it.

next question....

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03-11-2006, 08:33 AM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

Your dogs chew on shoes because they're bored, and aren't getting enough censory stimulation.

If you took them on walks of decent length everyday this problem would start to go away.

We prefer keeping them in tiny cages.

The dog that chews is a puppy, get real.

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03-11-2006, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by JFK

that is SO Funny , been there done that , with a few dogs. they do grow out of it...........Yeah I know, its not really funny at the time Try this on for size, come home and the dog, dug tru the mattress tryin to bury a bone Then you flip the Mattress and the same shit happens a week down the road..................and NO, you dont have the money to buy a new one

The puppy has peed in the bed twice because my girl sneaks it into the bed at night, especially if I am away at shows.

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03-11-2006, 10:47 AM

My vote is to go out and replace them STAT! lol

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03-11-2006, 10:52 AM

Dog and shoe are the same color. Skin the dog, and fix the shoe with the skin. She will NEVER complain about the shoes.

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03-11-2006, 10:55 AM

Originally posted by mikesouth

shit dude this is easy

yer overlooking the obvious

when she gets home get your gun, the dog and the shoes. Show her what the little fucker did and put the gun to his head...IF she believes you will kill the dog she will forgive the dog very quickly. And she will think twice about fucking with you over it.

next question....

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03-11-2006, 11:05 AM

just tell her

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03-12-2006, 01:38 AM

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03-12-2006, 02:36 AM

Take her out to dinner at a Korean restaurant and Take The Dog with you. Tell the dog that If He/She doesn't behave you'll leave it there.

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03-12-2006, 02:39 AM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

buncha pussies in this thread.. NEVER take the blame.. shift the blame..

ask her to watch the dogs for a few minutes when she is tired , then slip the shoes out on the floor behind her as you leave , then when you come back say " HEY WTF, you were supposed to be watching the dogs and you let the dogs eat your shoes , you could have killed my dogs !!! "

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03-12-2006, 03:07 AM

cory, you know honesty is the best policy. just buy her a replacement and put a lock on the closet door.

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03-12-2006, 03:08 AM

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03-12-2006, 03:22 AM

number 3 came to mind b4 i even saw the option

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03-12-2006, 05:32 AM

i think the point you're missing here is almost all these guys say that they can't get along with their women all that well in other threads. why would you take their advice?

you did break a promise - why not own up to it like an adult? apologize - after all, are you happy when someone breaks a promise to you? i bet you're not. why should she feel any different? let her bitch for 5 minutes and be nice. then replace the shoes and build a shelf to keep her shoes on above dog height.

the fact that all the women are telling you the same thing might give you a hint - women appreciate honesty. if you decide to do what the men advise you do to - lie over such a little thing - how can you expect her to trust you?

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So the girls basically want me to be honest and the guys think I should lie.

Very telling.

I will probably lie, it seems more polite.

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03-12-2006, 05:35 AM

trash the shoes and your good to go
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03-12-2006, 05:43 AM

Originally posted by mikesouth

shit dude this is easy

yer overlooking the obvious

when she gets home get your gun, the dog and the shoes. Show her what the little fucker did and put the gun to his head...IF she believes you will kill the dog she will forgive the dog very quickly. And she will think twice about fucking with you over it.

next question....

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Works for me. Or get rid of the dogs ( have a friend watch them of have the vet destroy them) and when she asks what happen just say they little bastards ate your shoes again.

Option 2 is to run to the store with shoes in hand and replace with same size and model. Then tell the truth! BUT only after a love making session. Hard for her to be pissed at you when you just got her off three times in a row.
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03-12-2006, 06:08 AM

Just skimmed the thread, but the question nagging my subconcious is.... Why doesn't she keep her damned shoes in a closed closet where the dogs can't get at them?

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03-12-2006, 06:33 AM

Grow a set, be a man and throw those shoes back into the closet. If she gives you any lip when she finds them........
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03-12-2006, 06:57 AM

Note to ALL men.

No matter HOW many pairs of shoes a woman has (even if she hasn't EVER worn them) she will WITHOUT FAIL notice ANY pair missing.

If you tell the truth you only get in trouble once

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03-12-2006, 07:04 AM

tell her truth...god knows if it will works
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03-12-2006, 07:45 AM

just tell her the truth, its only a pair of shoes, I'm sure she'll get over it. And if she doesn't get over it then that pretty much tells you what kind of person she is

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03-12-2006, 07:51 AM

Originally posted by JFK

that is SO Funny , been there done that , with a few dogs. they do grow out of it...........Yeah I know, its not really funny at the time Try this on for size, come home and the dog, dug tru the mattress tryin to bury a bone Then you flip the Mattress and the same shit happens a week down the road..................and NO, you dont have the money to buy a new one

Pfft, I know what you mean. I once locked our Doberman in the bathroom while I ran some errands only to come home and find out that Dobermans CAN (and evidently will) open locked doors by chewing through a brass door knob

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03-12-2006, 08:10 AM

Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy

Note to ALL men.

No matter HOW many pairs of shoes a woman has (even if she hasn't EVER worn them) she will WITHOUT FAIL notice ANY pair missing.

If you tell the truth you only get in trouble once

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03-12-2006, 08:11 AM

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Pfft, I know what you mean. I once locked our Doberman in the bathroom while I ran some errands only to come home and find out that Dobermans CAN (and evidently will) open locked doors by chewing through a brass door knob

I had dobermans as a kid.

I am so all about the small dogs now.

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03-12-2006, 08:12 AM

Just buy her a new pair. They don't look too expensive anyway. And to be honest they're out of fashion.

Get her a nice pair of pointy shoes to make up for it!
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03-12-2006, 08:17 AM

Originally posted by Ross

Just buy her a new pair. They don't look too expensive anyway. And to be honest they're out of fashion.

Get her a nice pair of pointy shoes to make up for it!

And here is the error in your ways:

Those shoes will likely turn out to be shoes that were on sale somewhere, and not available to the public anymore. So she will make false claims.

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03-12-2006, 08:19 AM

Originally posted by Rand

Option 3 bro! Option 3 is the way to go!

Why cause drama! Even US law let's you take the 5th so you don't have to self incriminate!

They are just shoes. If she ever does notice they are missing, it might be fun to watch her look for them. lol
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03-12-2006, 08:20 AM

Originally posted by WEG Cory

I had dobermans as a kid.

I am so all about the small dogs now.

Yeah, I currently have a Chihuahua; but I loved our Doberman (talk about protective). So, what did ya end up doing anyway?

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03-12-2006, 08:25 AM

i'd definatley go with option #3 otherwise she's gonna chew your ass out

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03-12-2006, 08:33 AM

only option 3 ... ;)
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03-12-2006, 08:37 AM

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