My BF bought a dildo today the size of a traffic cone: Gonna have fun tonight!

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  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #1

    My BF bought a dildo today the size of a traffic cone: Gonna have fun tonight!

    Ooooh sookie sookie now!
  • Linguist
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    • Apr 2004
    • 1706

    #2
    Pictures....?
    315-310

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    • xclusive
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      • Apr 2004
      • 35218

      #3
      pictures of it in action

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      • sonofsam
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        • Dec 2004
        • 18648

        #4
        dude.................................. wtf

        I like turtles.

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        • Relish XXX
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          • Dec 2004
          • 4904

          #5
          How can you have fun with something that size? I like a finger in the arse when getting a BJ like any pervert does but a fucking traffic cone...wtf?

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          • tony299
            lurker
            • Aug 2002
            • 57021

            #6
            be careful no one gets hurt.

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            • AG_Downunder
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              • Aug 2005
              • 168

              #7
              Originally posted by Relish XXX
              How can you have fun with something that size? I like a finger in the arse when getting a BJ like any pervert does but a fucking traffic cone...wtf?

              RAFLMAO
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              • psili
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                • Apr 2003
                • 5526

                #8
                For some reason, this thread reminds me of goatse.

                BoyAlley -- just be careful man. Don't want to end up an old dude having to sit on a cork during long flights and whatnot.
                Your post count means nothing.

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                • BoyAlley
                  So Fucking Gay
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 19714

                  #9

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                  • BoyAlley
                    So Fucking Gay
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 19714

                    #10
                    If it don't fit we're going to go out and redirect traffic. We still got some flares in the closet from another wild night we had..........

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                    • Relish XXX
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 4904

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BoyAlley
                      That isnt a dildo that is a weapon of mass destruction. Saddam Hussein didnt even have shit like that in Iraq.

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                      • BoyAlley
                        So Fucking Gay
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 19714

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Relish XXX
                        Saddam Hussein didnt even have shit like that in Iraq.

                        Yes he did. It was just hidden somewhere not even Colon Powell thought to look.....

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                        • BoyAlley
                          So Fucking Gay
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 19714

                          #13

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                          • polish_aristocrat
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                            • Jul 2002
                            • 40377

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Relish XXX
                            That isnt a dildo that is a weapon of mass destruction. .
                            you mean ass destruction
                            I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                            • BoyAlley
                              So Fucking Gay
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 19714

                              #15
                              Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                              you mean ass destruction
                              I love it when you talk dirty.

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                              • Relish XXX
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                                • Dec 2004
                                • 4904

                                #16
                                Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                you mean ass destruction
                                I actually did a film "Weapons Of Ass Destruction". Check www.relishxxx.tv

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                                • OneHungLo
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • May 2001
                                  • 40902

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                  If it don't fit we're going to go out and redirect traffic. We still got some flares in the closet from another wild night we had..........

                                  holy shit...flares?

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                                  • The Demon
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                                    • Apr 2003
                                    • 7336

                                    #18
                                    What a fucking faggot. I bet your parents are real proud sport.
                                    Greed is Good

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                                    • J$tyle$
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 11500

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by The Demon
                                      What a fucking faggot. I bet your parents are real proud sport.
                                      You tell him, sparky!

                                      I bet he rethinks his sexual orientation after that one and goes straight!

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                                      • Downtime
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                                        • May 2004
                                        • 7320

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                        that is ridiculously big
                                        #27024067

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                                        • mikeyddddd
                                          Viva la vulva!
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 16557

                                          #21
                                          Take it easy there, Liberace.

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                                          • The Demon
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                                            • Apr 2003
                                            • 7336

                                            #22
                                            He's the typical faggot. Always flaunting it thinking he's different. Yea you're different sport, just in a disgusting faggot outcast kind of way. Faggots make me sick.
                                            Greed is Good

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                                            • BoyAlley
                                              So Fucking Gay
                                              • Nov 2004
                                              • 19714

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by The Demon
                                              He's the typical faggot. Always flaunting it thinking he's different. Yea you're different sport, just in a disgusting faggot outcast kind of way. Faggots make me sick.
                                              We're Here. We're Queer. Go Fuck Yourself!

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                                              • The Demon
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                                                • Apr 2003
                                                • 7336

                                                #24
                                                Poor faggot thinks he's an individual for flaunting his homosexuality. You faggots are a joke in the USA, probably moreso everywhere else.
                                                Greed is Good

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                                                • dbavaria
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                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                  • 404

                                                  #25
                                                  OMG CAN YOU LIKE STOP TALKING LIKE THIS?

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                                                  • PussyTeenies
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                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                    • 6496

                                                    #26
                                                    useless w/o pics of you in action :D
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                                                    • TommySchlong
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                                                      • Jan 2006
                                                      • 79

                                                      #27
                                                      i hope you get high before you do to much damage with that thing
                                                      Up in SmOkE

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                                                      • basschick
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                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                        • 2540

                                                        #28
                                                        str8 guys talk about their sex lives on this board all the time. if a few gay guys do, what's the big deal? the simple solution - if you don't want to hear about it, don't click the thread.

                                                        or are you proud you can let us all know that you're a small-minded uneducated bigot?

                                                        Originally posted by The Demon
                                                        He's the typical faggot. Always flaunting it thinking he's different. Yea you're different sport, just in a disgusting faggot outcast kind of way. Faggots make me sick.
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                                                        • rotterdammer
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                                                          • Feb 2006
                                                          • 1523

                                                          #29
                                                          hahaha, LOL

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                                                          • hova
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                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                            • 22430

                                                            #30
                                                            Whatever floats your boat
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                                                            • Inde
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                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 983

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by dbavaria
                                                              OMG CAN YOU LIKE STOP TALKING LIKE THIS?
                                                              is he getting you excited?

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                                                              • BoyAlley
                                                                So Fucking Gay
                                                                • Nov 2004
                                                                • 19714

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Inde
                                                                is he getting you excited?
                                                                My large, thick, erect font is making him wet!

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                                                                • Gerco
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                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                  • 2052

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                  Nice, I have a couple of those.
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                                                                  • Ross
                                                                    Ik ben een aap
                                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                                    • 18874

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I have no problem with you being gay, but seriously threads like this aren't needed... I know I know I didn't need to click on it, but hey I did.

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                                                                    • BoyAlley
                                                                      So Fucking Gay
                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                      • 19714

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by TommySchlong
                                                                      i hope you get high before you do to much damage with that thing
                                                                      I don't use drugs. Drugs are bad, mmmk?

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                                                                      • Va2k
                                                                        I’m still alive barley.
                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                        • 10060

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                        My large, thick, erect font is making him wet!
                                                                        Hi, is that you in the pic?

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                                                                        • BoyAlley
                                                                          So Fucking Gay
                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                          • 19714

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Va2k
                                                                          Hi, is that you in the pic?
                                                                          No. I have no chest hair.

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                                                                          • The Demon
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                                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                                            • 7336

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by basschick
                                                                            str8 guys talk about their sex lives on this board all the time. if a few gay guys do, what's the big deal? the simple solution - if you don't want to hear about it, don't click the thread.

                                                                            or are you proud you can let us all know that you're a small-minded uneducated bigot?

                                                                            Small Minded uneducated bigot? Please brasschick, put your thesaurus away and stop embarassing yourself. I didn't know disliking flaunting faggots makes me uneducated lol.. And my beliefs that being a flaunting faggot gives you no human rights makes me small minded? LOL.. The term would be close minded, and even that's not accurate. You definitely must be in the porn business as you have proven that you have no common sense whatsoever, and learn to use those words in the correct context.. Enjoy Porn..
                                                                            Greed is Good

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                                                                            • basschick
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                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 2540

                                                                              #39
                                                                              i said small-minded because i meant small-minded.

                                                                              my english professors in college felt i had an excellent grasp of language. the reason you can't comprehend what i'm saying is you're too busy deciding what i mean to actually just read it.

                                                                              btw-small-minded
                                                                              A adjective 1 petty, small-minded
                                                                              contemptibly narrow in outlook; "petty little comments"; "disgusted with their small-minded pettiness"

                                                                              have a nice day


                                                                              Originally posted by The Demon
                                                                              Small Minded uneducated bigot? Please brasschick, put your thesaurus away and stop embarassing yourself. I didn't know disliking flaunting faggots makes me uneducated lol.. And my beliefs that being a flaunting faggot gives you no human rights makes me small minded? LOL.. The term would be close minded, and even that's not accurate. You definitely must be in the porn business as you have proven that you have no common sense whatsoever, and learn to use those words in the correct context.. Enjoy Porn..
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                                                                              • BoyAlley
                                                                                So Fucking Gay
                                                                                • Nov 2004
                                                                                • 19714

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by The Demon
                                                                                You definitely must be in the porn business as you have proven that you have no common sense whatsoever
                                                                                OMG you mean there are people that are in the porn business on here?!?!?!

                                                                                Someone should have warned me!!!!! I can't be seen hanging around all of these perverts.
                                                                                Last edited by BoyAlley; 03-12-2006, 09:51 AM.

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                                                                                • u-Bob
                                                                                  there's no $$$ in porn
                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                  • 33063

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  fag ....

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                                                                                  • The Demon
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                                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                                    • 7336

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by basschick
                                                                                    i said small-minded because i meant small-minded.

                                                                                    my english professors in college felt i had an excellent grasp of language. the reason you can't comprehend what i'm saying is you're too busy deciding what i mean to actually just read it.

                                                                                    btw-small-minded
                                                                                    A adjective 1 petty, small-minded
                                                                                    contemptibly narrow in outlook; "petty little comments"; "disgusted with their small-minded pettiness"

                                                                                    have a nice day
                                                                                    Yea, I'm sure your college professors felt you had an excellent grasp of 'language'. Unfortunately, "language" isn't what your problem is. It's grammar and throwing in words you aren't aware of into the wrong context, doll. And if you had any common sense at all which of course you don't, since you're in the porn industry and all, you'd understand that me calling someone a faggot doesn't make me small minded. My beliefs don't make me small minded, they would make me close minded if that were even the case.. So again I'm sure your community college professors were impressed with your subpar English, but in the real world you'd just make a fool out of yourself by spewing out ideas you have no concept of, like you're doing now
                                                                                    Greed is Good

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                                                                                    • PixeLs
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                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                      • 11922

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                      Enjoy! I expect non-stop cries and moaning then.

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                                                                                      • maxxx_fucktor
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                                                                                        • Jun 2005
                                                                                        • 1498

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by BoyAlley

                                                                                        just make sure paramedics are on stand by

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                                                                                        • JD
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                          • 22651

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by BoyAlley

                                                                                          Yes he did. It was just hidden somewhere not even Colon Powell thought to look.....
                                                                                          anyone else find it amusing BoyAlley mentioned "Colon Powell"?


                                                                                          buh bum bum pish!

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                                                                                          • basschick
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                                                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                                                            • 2540

                                                                                            #46


                                                                                            Originally posted by The Demon
                                                                                            Yea, I'm sure your college professors felt you had an excellent grasp of 'language'. Unfortunately, "language" isn't what your problem is. It's grammar and throwing in words you aren't aware of into the wrong context, doll. And if you had any common sense at all which of course you don't, since you're in the porn industry and all, you'd understand that me calling someone a faggot doesn't make me small minded. My beliefs don't make me small minded, they would make me close minded if that were even the case.. So again I'm sure your community college professors were impressed with your subpar English, but in the real world you'd just make a fool out of yourself by spewing out ideas you have no concept of, like you're doing now
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                                                                                            • Ordo
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                                                                                              • Apr 2004
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              There is no way a human being could fit that up their ass.

                                                                                              No way in hell.
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                                                                                              • StatsJunky
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                                                                                                • Aug 2005
                                                                                                • 639

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Ordo
                                                                                                There is no way a human being could fit that up their ass.

                                                                                                No way in hell.


                                                                                                I'm sure BoyAlley will try his hardest though.
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                                                                                                • BoyAlley
                                                                                                  So Fucking Gay
                                                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                                                  • 19714

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by StatsJunky
                                                                                                  I'm sure BoyAlley will try his hardest though.
                                                                                                  If I can fit a watermelon, I can fit a traffic cone......

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                                                                                                  • BoyAlley
                                                                                                    So Fucking Gay
                                                                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                                                                    • 19714

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by u-Bob
                                                                                                    fag ....

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