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  • Cory W
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    • Jan 2004
    • 9133

    #1

    I am in trouble and I need some advice (pics)

    Basically, the dogs are not allowed in our home office anymore because my girlfriend keeps her shoes in that closet, and a few past experiences have shown that the dogs will eat her shoes. I promised that I would not let them run around in there.

    This morning I was working from home and got really busy. I knew the dogs were running about the office, but didn't think about it. I trusted the little hounds would do me right, seeing I was showing confidence in them.

    I turned around to this:












    I took the shot, but I also yelled at her. She then ran:











    What should I do? The way I see it, I really only have a few options:

    1) Tell her the truth.

    In my opinion, this never works out. But I will leave it as an option.


    2) Put the shoes back in the closet and when she finds them, just deny it.


    3) Throw the shoes out and hope she doesn't notice it or thinks she lost them. She has more shoes than a bar has drinks, it is possible she will just think they are misplaced.
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  • wdsguy
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    • Dec 2002
    • 19568

    #2
    take 3. Easy choice.

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    • EdgeXXX
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      • Oct 2005
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      #3








































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      • seeric
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        • Aug 2004
        • 41917

        #4
        its a no win situation bro. been in that situation, but i got rid of the girlfriend and kept the dogs.

        i'd just tell her and get it over with. could be the best bet at this point.

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        • DeanCapture
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          • Dec 2002
          • 9275

          #5
          Honesty is the best policy

          Offer to buy her a new pair - that should do it
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          • Rand
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            • Jan 2002
            • 2663

            #6
            Option 3 bro! Option 3 is the way to go!

            Why cause drama! Even US law let's you take the 5th so you don't have to self incriminate!

            They are just shoes. If she ever does notice they are missing, it might be fun to watch her look for them. lol
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            • DutchTeenCash
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              • Feb 2003
              • 21684

              #7
              telling the truths helps

              and letting her pick one of these

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              • Mickey_
                • Nov 2005
                • 4238

                #8
                Originally posted by WEG Cory
                Basically, the dogs are not allowed in our home office anymore because my girlfriend keeps her shoes in that closet, and a few past experiences have shown that the dogs will eat her shoes. I promised that I would not let them run around in there.

                This morning I was working from home and got really busy. I knew the dogs were running about the office, but didn't think about it. I trusted the little hounds would do me right, seeing I was showing confidence in them.

                I turned around to this:

                I took the shot, but I also yelled at her. She then ran:

                What should I do? The way I see it, I really only have a few options:

                1) Tell her the truth.

                In my opinion, this never works out. But I will leave it as an option.


                2) Put the shoes back in the closet and when she finds them, just deny it.


                3) Throw the shoes out and hope she doesn't notice it or thinks she lost them. She has more shoes than a bar has drinks, it is possible she will just think they are misplaced.
                If you decide to go with #2 or #3 make sure she doesn't read GFY.

                ps. #3 seems like a safe choice, but it's not very ethical.


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                • Tom_PM
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                  • Feb 2005
                  • 16443

                  #9
                  option 4: "Honey lets go out" Go directly to a great shoe store and after she picks out a NEW pair, buy her the replacement pair..

                  ie: build a hill before you go in the hole.
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                  • Vlad
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                    • Dec 2002
                    • 2864

                    #10
                    go with the first option

                    buy her some new pair also !

                    and get some place to store a shoes hehe

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                    • sickkittens
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                      • Jul 2002
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                      #11
                      #1. Be a man. If she flips out, dump her and keep the dogs.

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                      • Mickey_
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 4238

                        #12
                        or option #4: Tell her to lock the damn closet if she doesn't want the dogs to chew her shoes up...


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                        • Phoenix
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                          • Nov 2002
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                          #13
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                          • Halcyon
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                            • Dec 2002
                            • 8609

                            #14
                            First tell her you are pregnant...then the shoe news won't seem so bad.
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                            • WiredGuy
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                              • Aug 2002
                              • 34515

                              #15
                              Option 3. If she starts getting suspicious, run out and buy a replacement pair asap and then stash them in the back.
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                              • Libertine
                                sex dwarf
                                • May 2002
                                • 17860

                                #16
                                Buy her two new pairs, take her out to dinner, get her drunk, then tell her.
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                                • Manowar
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                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 71528

                                  #17
                                  cool stuff

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                                  • Sosa
                                    In Tushy Land
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 40149

                                    #18
                                    lol just tell her. Let her be pissed for the night

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                                    • RyuLion
                                      • Mar 2003
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                                      #19
                                      lol, funny thread. Honesty is the best policy..

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                                      • BradShaw
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                                        • Oct 2001
                                        • 7840

                                        #20
                                        Dump her, it is the smart choice. You are too young and cute to be so tied down!
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                                        • axelcat
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                                          • Jun 2002
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                                          #21
                                          number 3 sounds great

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                                          • The Adult Broker
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                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 5265

                                            #22
                                            a nice dinner and bottle of wine waiting for her when she gets home and tell her you have bad news and good news for her. tell her the truth, that you were aware of protecting her shoes, you got distracted, you punished the pooches for her honor.

                                            and at the place setting of the table have a wonderful little gift card for lots of money to the best shoe store in town

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                                            • FUCKuPAYme
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                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 1023

                                              #23
                                              throw the shoes out and blame it on the nomes

                                              Or replace them with a new pair..

                                              If you like drama blame it on the Dog
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                                              • Raven
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                                                • Jul 2001
                                                • 6874

                                                #24
                                                Show her the pics, Cory. The guilty look is enough to melt anyone. Then, immediately take her to the store and buy her two pairs of shoes.
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                                                • BradShaw
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                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 7840

                                                  #25
                                                  Forget wine, GHB and she will forget all about it.
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                                                  • LauraLee
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                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                    • 3821

                                                    #26
                                                    Option #1. If you share the same dwelling it pretty much means ya love the girl right?
                                                    If the shoe was on the other foot, would you want/expect your significant other to be honest with you?

                                                    I know what a boring answer, i like halcyons best.

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                                                    • sperbonzo
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                                                      • May 2003
                                                      • 9750

                                                      #27
                                                      present her with a new pair of dog-skin shoes.














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                                                      • Cory W
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                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 9133

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by The Adult Broker
                                                        a nice dinner and bottle of wine waiting for her when she gets home and tell her you have bad news and good news for her. tell her the truth, that you were aware of protecting her shoes, you got distracted, you punished the pooches for her honor.

                                                        and at the place setting of the table have a wonderful little gift card for lots of money to the best shoe store in town
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                                                        • GTS Mark
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                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 20912

                                                          #29
                                                          Get your ass to the shoe store, that is the answer LOL!

                                                          DH

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                                                          • Cory W
                                                            Deeply shallow
                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 9133

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by LauraLee
                                                            Option #1. If you share the same dwelling it pretty much means ya love the girl right?
                                                            If the shoe was on the other foot, would you want/expect your significant other to be honest with you?

                                                            I know what a boring answer, i like halcyons best.
                                                            haha

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                                                            • WebairGerard
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                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                              • 8113

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Halcyon
                                                              First tell her you are pregnant...then the shoe news won't seem so bad.


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                                                              • Cory W
                                                                Deeply shallow
                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                • 9133

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by DrinkingHARDEST
                                                                Get your ass to the shoe store, that is the answer LOL!

                                                                DH
                                                                God, this will cost.

                                                                I may place one of the dogs on ebay.
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                                                                • SleazyDream
                                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 41470

                                                                  #33
                                                                  the dog's more important than the bitch.

                                                                  throw the shoes out. if it ever ends up in trouble tell her you forgot to tell her about the shoes.
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                                                                  • Cory W
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                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                    • 9133

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by BradShaw
                                                                    Dump her, it is the smart choice. You are too young and cute to be so tied down!
                                                                    My saving grace is that she loves the puppy.

                                                                    I would be up a creek otherwise.
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                                                                    • webair
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                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                      • 8531

                                                                      #35
                                                                      ya man i have the same issue with my dogs id say your best option is make your girl a nice dinner anand or take her out...get her in a sweet mood then tell her.
                                                                      Good luck with that one bro!!!

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                                                                      • Cory W
                                                                        Deeply shallow
                                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                                        • 9133

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by thinkx
                                                                        telling the truths helps

                                                                        and letting her pick one of these

                                                                        http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/ca...sterId=&cmCat=
                                                                        You keep that link to yourself!

                                                                        haha
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                                                                        • iamkathi
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                                                                          • Mar 2004
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Tell her the truth. And then tell her because you can't trust those little devils and you love her so much you have decided to get rid of the dogs, they are going to Auntie Kathi's house in Georgia. We only wear flip flops here and they can be replaced for $2.99 at Old Navy.


                                                                          Those dogs have to go.....to Georgia

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                                                                          • jennym
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                                                                            • May 2003
                                                                            • 1622

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Mickey-AWE
                                                                            or option #4: Tell her to lock the damn closet if she doesn't want the dogs to chew her shoes up...
                                                                            Pretty simple. Actually, simply closing the door would work fine.

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                                                                            • MetaMan
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                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                              • 28682

                                                                              #39
                                                                              i would just fuck her in the ass, solves all problems.

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                                                                              • Cory W
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                                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                                • 9133

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by iamkathi
                                                                                Tell her the truth. And then tell her because you can't trust those little devils and you love her so much you have decided to get rid of the dogs, they are going to Auntie Kathi's house in Georgia. We only wear flip flops here and they can be replaced for $2.99 at Old Navy.


                                                                                Those dogs have to go.....to Georgia
                                                                                I may well let them spend a summer out there if this behavior keeps up!
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                                                                                • Cory W
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                                                                                  • Jan 2004
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by jennym
                                                                                  Pretty simple. Actually, simply closing the door would work fine.
                                                                                  There are too many shoes.
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                                                                                  • Peaches
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                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                    • 13933

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by iamkathi
                                                                                    Tell her the truth. And then tell her because you can't trust those little devils and you love her so much you have decided to get rid of the dogs, they are going to Auntie Kathi's house in Georgia. We only wear flip flops here and they can be replaced for $2.99 at Old Navy.


                                                                                    Those dogs have to go.....to Georgia
                                                                                    I dunno - Ariel chewed up the top of the stairs last weekend. She might be taking a trip to Aunt Kathi's house too!!

                                                                                    I swear I thought I had rats or woodpeckers in the house or something. And she's still barking at her reflection in the fireplace glass, all the glass windows and doors and the TV. Crazy dog.

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                                                                                    • iamkathi
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                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                      • 409

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      It must be something in the breed.

                                                                                      I do private one on one doggie consultations if this behavior continues.


                                                                                      ...wait, that sounds strange, but you know what I mean

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                                                                                      • Peaches
                                                                                        Old broad
                                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                                        • 13933

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by iamkathi
                                                                                        It must be something in the breed.

                                                                                        I do private one on one doggie consultations if this behavior continues.


                                                                                        ...wait, that sounds strange, but you know what I mean
                                                                                        I think it's the COLOR and breed. My fawns never chewed anything but chewies Then again, Ariel actually knows how to play fetch and will drop whatever she went to get. Ferdinand will grip it until you manage to rip it out of his mouth and if I throw something for Meg to fetch, she just gives that "You have GOT to be kidding!" look and rolls over for a belly rub.

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                                                                                        • tony299
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                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                          • 57021

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          lots of toys help that and also there are sprays you can spray the shoes with and the dog wont go near them. Teach the dog dont not let it in the room.

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                                                                                          • stickyfingerz
                                                                                            Doin fine
                                                                                            • Oct 2005
                                                                                            • 24984

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Yup buy her a new pair of her choice. End of problems.

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                                                                                            • Cory W
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                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                              • 9133

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by tony404
                                                                                              lots of toys help that and also there are sprays you can spray the shoes with and the dog wont go near them. Teach the dog dont not let it in the room.
                                                                                              We tried the spray, but the little one could care less.

                                                                                              We have a lot of toys, they do help us, but sometimes shoes are added to the rotation anyways
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                                                                                              • Peaches
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                                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                                • 13933

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by tony404
                                                                                                lots of toys help that and also there are sprays you can spray the shoes with and the dog wont go near them. Teach the dog dont not let it in the room.
                                                                                                Teaching a pug something!!

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                                                                                                • Peaches
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                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 13933

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  I just caught Ariel playing with my travel pillow - BRB.....

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                                                                                                  • Rochard
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                                                                                                    • Dec 2001
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Oh shit.... I though you were in a jail in TJ or something Cory!
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