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  • Fap
    Just Du It
    • Feb 2004
    • 12094

    #1

    You Suck At Photoshop

    http://www.mydamnchannel.com/channel.aspx?episode=379
  • F-U-Jimmy
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2006
    • 6853

    #2
    Too funny
    icq. 176240424 44.years as a pornographer !!!!!!!!!!!

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    • MikeVega
      **Porntrepreneur**
      • Jul 2004
      • 12788

      #3
      that is some funny shit ..lol


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      • munki
        Do Fun Shit.
        • Dec 2004
        • 13393

        #4
        Love this series... the first one imho is def the best, but number 2-3 do not let ya down...

        I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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        • hateman
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jul 2003
          • 1623

          #5
          This guy sounds like he's got a dildo plugged up his ass.

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          • qxm
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2006
            • 5970

            #6
            Originally posted by hateman
            This guy sounds like he's got a dildo plugged up his ass.
            Exactly what I was thinking........hilarious never the less.........that's some nice SEO work........

            ICQ: 266990876

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            • Xrated J
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2006
              • 4347

              #7
              hahahahahahahaha

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              • hateman
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jul 2003
                • 1623

                #8
                http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=260206691307

                Q: If I buy this ring from you, will you promise to use the money to get therapy? You seriously lack what Carl Jung called "self actualization." Jan-25-08
                A: I'd rather use the money to explore what Jung called the "unconscious realm." Or what I call "a three-day bender."
                Q: I was wondering why you didn't just use the magic wand tool for your Photoshop tutorial. Cheers Jan-25-08
                A: Because there's no magic in my wand. I thought I made that clear.
                Q: What are you going to do with the money if I buy the accursed thing? Jan-25-08
                A: I'm not going to hire some local kids to kneecap Ricky, if that's what you're thinking. Geez, why are people always thinking that?
                Q: Does it come with the baren desert? Jan-25-08
                A: No, I'm selling that metaphor in another auction.
                Q: I represent the Church of Scientology. I ask that you remove your eBay item "Ring of Infinite Sorrows" immediately as the Church of Scientology...more Jan-25-08
                A: It's because of Travolta's performance in "Hairspray", isn't it?

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                • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                  (felis madjewicus)
                  • Jul 2006
                  • 20368

                  #9
                  the #2 one with the cat was the best....

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                  • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                    (felis madjewicus)
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 20368

                    #10
                    Originally posted by hateman
                    Q: I represent the Church of Scientology. I ask that you remove your eBay item "Ring of Infinite Sorrows" immediately as the Church of Scientology...more Jan-25-08
                    A: It's because of Travolta's performance in "Hairspray", isn't it?

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                    • Fap
                      Just Du It
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 12094

                      #11
                      Originally posted by hateman
                      http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=260206691307

                      Q: If I buy this ring from you, will you promise to use the money to get therapy? You seriously lack what Carl Jung called "self actualization." Jan-25-08
                      A: I'd rather use the money to explore what Jung called the "unconscious realm." Or what I call "a three-day bender."
                      Q: I was wondering why you didn't just use the magic wand tool for your Photoshop tutorial. Cheers Jan-25-08
                      A: Because there's no magic in my wand. I thought I made that clear.
                      Q: What are you going to do with the money if I buy the accursed thing? Jan-25-08
                      A: I'm not going to hire some local kids to kneecap Ricky, if that's what you're thinking. Geez, why are people always thinking that?
                      Q: Does it come with the baren desert? Jan-25-08
                      A: No, I'm selling that metaphor in another auction.
                      Q: I represent the Church of Scientology. I ask that you remove your eBay item "Ring of Infinite Sorrows" immediately as the Church of Scientology...more Jan-25-08
                      A: It's because of Travolta's performance in "Hairspray", isn't it?
                      Q: Is it safe to PUG with random elves while wearing this ring? Jan-26-08
                      A: No. This ring requires long-term, health-draining commitment. See your Guildmaster for more info.
                      Q: Donnie? Is this you, selling OUR ring on this...uh..web? That ring is legally mine now, like the rest of your soul. Jan-26-08
                      A: Nice try. She would never have said "OUR" anything.
                      Q: Hello Sir, I ask: What is the worst that can happen if I purchase this ring? My fiance is a Veeral and oh so stout. Surely this ring could not impart a...more Jan-26-08
                      A: Marry, Sir. Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?
                      Q: If I only paid $300 for Photoshop, will this ring give me +$50 exp? Jan-26-08
                      A: Academic discount version? Then +$25.
                      Q: How long do the batteries last and is it rechargeable? Jan-26-08
                      A: It uses a "will-sucking" power cell. And, yes, it's rechargeable.

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                      • Jen55
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2004
                        • 250

                        #12
                        omg hilarious video..lol
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                        • Deej
                          I make pixels work
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 24386

                          #13
                          Funnnyyyyyyy!@@

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                          • D
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2006
                            • 7412

                            #14
                            lol... both the video and the premise are great.
                            -D.
                            ICQ: 202-96-31

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                            • Drake
                              Hello world!
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 12508

                              #15
                              lol great vid

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                              • mattz
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2001
                                • 7697

                                #16
                                oh man funny shit, I watched all of them and am laughing my ass off

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                                • cranki
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 5162

                                  #17
                                  hahahha awesome

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                                  • Fap
                                    Just Du It
                                    • Feb 2004
                                    • 12094

                                    #18
                                    hahah 1st one is GREAT
                                    http://www.mydamnchannel.com/channel.aspx?episode=349

                                    "If the vagigan is a rockin.. dont come.. my wife is being drilled by some guy named ricky"

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                                    • sortie
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2007
                                      • 7771

                                      #19
                                      BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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                                      • LeRoy
                                        Porn Pusher
                                        • Jul 2007
                                        • 13362

                                        #20
                                        thats some funny shit
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                                        • Halcyon
                                          Spread The Pink!
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 8609

                                          #21
                                          It is a genius series. Tutorial as comedy sketch. i LOVE it.
                                          HAL on TEDx:

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                                          • wang69
                                            Registered User
                                            • Nov 2007
                                            • 12

                                            #22
                                            that's funnie, and i actually learn something about photoshop, haha

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                                            • D Ghost
                                              null
                                              • May 2006
                                              • 9819

                                              #23
                                              hahaha hilarious

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                                              • u-Bob
                                                there's no $$$ in porn
                                                • Jul 2005
                                                • 33063

                                                #24
                                                lol

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                                                • drakoh
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Sep 2007
                                                  • 50

                                                  #25
                                                  weird ... interesting tutorial, but I didn't really get the whole point of the story ...
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                                                  • Wolfy
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                    • 3574

                                                    #26
                                                    very nice! Can't wait for #5, fucking hell that dude is funny!

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                                                    • SayWhut
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2008
                                                      • 962

                                                      #27
                                                      Haha they keep getting better and better ... this should be a good series

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                                                      • Fap
                                                        Just Du It
                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                        • 12094

                                                        #28
                                                        Hope they make a 5th

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                                                        • martinsc
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                          • 27043

                                                          #29
                                                          Make Money

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                                                          • Fap
                                                            Just Du It
                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                            • 12094

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by martinsc
                                                            Well said

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                                                            • KILL_FRENZY
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                              • 6184

                                                              #31
                                                              lol

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                                                              • Octopus
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Feb 2007
                                                                • 1436

                                                                #32
                                                                Great video!!!

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                                                                • SilentKnight
                                                                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                                  • 24812

                                                                  #33
                                                                  'Ring of Infinite Sorrows' - too funny.

                                                                  Those IMs are precisely why I got rid of all IM apps.

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                                                                  • Fap
                                                                    Just Du It
                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                    • 12094

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                                    'Ring of Infinite Sorrows' - too funny.

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                                                                    • Violetta
                                                                      Affiliate
                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 28735

                                                                      #35
                                                                      haha... cool
                                                                      M&A Queen

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                                                                      • Babaganoosh
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                                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                                        • 15841

                                                                        #36
                                                                        That was brilliant. I could actually pay attention to that photoshop tutorial too. They're usually too boring to watch.
                                                                        I like pie.

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                                                                        • Fap
                                                                          Just Du It
                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                          • 12094

                                                                          #37
                                                                          haha how many people actually learned some new things about photoshop they didnt know before?

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                                                                          • Star 69
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Nov 2005
                                                                            • 8602

                                                                            #38
                                                                            I want to cancel it! Lol
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                                                                            • SiZzLe
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jul 2007
                                                                              • 198

                                                                              #39
                                                                              lol! good stuff man
                                                                              http://heilschwingung.at/188e0

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                                                                              • Fizzgig
                                                                                Registered User
                                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                                • 9649

                                                                                #40
                                                                                ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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