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Originally Posted by hateman
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Q: If I buy this ring from you, will you promise to use the money to get therapy? You seriously lack what Carl Jung called "self actualization." Jan-25-08
A: I'd rather use the money to explore what Jung called the "unconscious realm." Or what I call "a three-day bender."
Q: I was wondering why you didn't just use the magic wand tool for your Photoshop tutorial. Cheers Jan-25-08
A: Because there's no magic in my wand. I thought I made that clear.
Q: What are you going to do with the money if I buy the accursed thing? Jan-25-08
A: I'm not going to hire some local kids to kneecap Ricky, if that's what you're thinking. Geez, why are people always thinking that?
Q: Does it come with the baren desert? Jan-25-08
A: No, I'm selling that metaphor in another auction.
Q: I represent the Church of Scientology. I ask that you remove your eBay item "Ring of Infinite Sorrows" immediately as the Church of Scientology...more Jan-25-08
A: It's because of Travolta's performance in "Hairspray", isn't it?
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Q: Is it safe to PUG with random elves while wearing this ring? Jan-26-08
A: No. This ring requires long-term, health-draining commitment. See your Guildmaster for more info.
Q: Donnie? Is this you, selling OUR ring on this...uh..web? That ring is legally mine now, like the rest of your soul. Jan-26-08
A: Nice try. She would never have said "OUR" anything.
Q: Hello Sir, I ask: What is the worst that can happen if I purchase this ring? My fiance is a Veeral and oh so stout. Surely this ring could not impart a...more Jan-26-08
A: Marry, Sir. Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?
Q: If I only paid $300 for Photoshop, will this ring give me +$50 exp? Jan-26-08
A: Academic discount version? Then +$25.
Q: How long do the batteries last and is it rechargeable? Jan-26-08
A: It uses a "will-sucking" power cell. And, yes, it's rechargeable.