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Q: If I buy this ring from you, will you promise to use the money to get therapy? You seriously lack what Carl Jung called "self actualization." Jan-25-08
A: I'd rather use the money to explore what Jung called the "unconscious realm." Or what I call "a three-day bender."
Q: I was wondering why you didn't just use the magic wand tool for your Photoshop tutorial. Cheers Jan-25-08
A: Because there's no magic in my wand. I thought I made that clear.
Q: What are you going to do with the money if I buy the accursed thing? Jan-25-08
A: I'm not going to hire some local kids to kneecap Ricky, if that's what you're thinking. Geez, why are people always thinking that?
Q: Does it come with the baren desert? Jan-25-08
A: No, I'm selling that metaphor in another auction.
Q: I represent the Church of Scientology. I ask that you remove your eBay item "Ring of Infinite Sorrows" immediately as the Church of Scientology...more Jan-25-08
A: It's because of Travolta's performance in "Hairspray", isn't it?