I've had DirecTV since I moved here 7 years ago. Dish isn't available at all but they just recently started offering cable.
My brother called DirecTV just asking them how to cancel and got all kinds of crap for free. 
I'm pretty sure I'll need a new dish, new receiver for the basement, DVR for the den (I'm gonna miss the hell out of my TiVo I've had for 5 years 

 ), dual feeds and I have the full package of everything. I also want them to put the line that's in the basement into the den so I can watch/record different channels. Someone tried doing that but after 3 or 4 tries, I'm pretty sure he brought the wrong line up.
I would need everything set up for me because I'm an idiot. I tried to set this up a couple of years ago but they sent someone out TWICE w/o 4WD even though I specified they needed 4WD and I got pissed and gave up.
Right now I pay $104 a month for the full package, 2 receivers and TiVo.