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  • 421Fill
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2001
    • 20659

    #1

    Epassporte sucks big greasy donkey balls

    every single time I try to use them for anything it is nothing but problems.
  • jacked
    sperm tail
    • May 2004
    • 11019

    #2
    you must be doing something wrong then.... i've never had a problem with their service...
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    • 421Fill
      So Fucking Banned
      • Nov 2001
      • 20659

      #3
      Originally posted by jacked
      you must be doing something wrong then.... i've never had a problem with their service...
      yep, that's it... blame me since you've never had any problems. perfect logic. lol

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      • jacked
        sperm tail
        • May 2004
        • 11019

        #4
        Originally posted by 421Fill
        yep, that's it... blame me since you've never had any problems. perfect logic. lol

        why don't you explain your problem then instead of just saying that they "suck big greasy donkey balls" doesn't really change my mind about how they operate...

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        • Michael O
          More Cowbell
          • Jul 2001
          • 10607

          #5
          Originally posted by 421Fill
          every single time I try to use them for anything it is nothing but problems.
          What problems do you have?
          Of there is anything I can do to help you or answer any questions please let me know, my contact info is in my sig.
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          • 421Fill
            So Fucking Banned
            • Nov 2001
            • 20659

            #6
            Originally posted by jacked
            why don't you explain your problem then instead of just saying that they "suck big greasy donkey balls" doesn't really change my mind about how they operate...

            why exactly do I owe you any kind of explanation for merely posting my opinion? who are you, exactly? If you don't like my opinion, that's fine, but the day the memo went out that I owe you anything, I must have been absent.

            and whether or not I change your mind about how they operate is really of no consequence to me.

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            • 421Fill
              So Fucking Banned
              • Nov 2001
              • 20659

              #7
              Originally posted by Keyser Soze
              What problems do you have?
              Of there is anything I can do to help you or answer any questions please let me know, my contact info is in my sig.
              just a missing withdrawal to my checking account and an overdraft fee... oh and the fact that the website says 'up to 3 days' and the lady on the phone says '7 business days'. Naturally I assumed the 'up to 3 days' meant business days. but now looks like I have to wait until Monday according to the lady on the phone.

              in my opinion, there is a big difference between 3 business days posted and 7 business days actual policy (not posted).

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              • CDSmith
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                • May 2001
                • 51460

                #8
                Donkey's union local 832 takes exception to the inference that donkey balls are "greasy"


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                • Michael O
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                  • Jul 2001
                  • 10607

                  #9
                  Originally posted by 421Fill
                  just a missing withdrawal to my checking account and an overdraft fee... oh and the fact that the website says 'up to 3 days' and the lady on the phone says '7 business days'. Naturally I assumed the 'up to 3 days' meant business days. but now looks like I have to wait until Monday according to the lady on the phone.

                  in my opinion, there is a big difference between 3 business days posted and 7 business days actual policy (not posted).
                  I apologize for this and will make sure the website is updated.
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                  • 421Fill
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 20659

                    #10
                    Originally posted by CDSmith
                    Donkey's union local 832 takes exception to the inference that donkey balls are "greasy"



                    lol, you're right... I should have used 'sweaty, hairy AND greasy'.

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                    • 421Fill
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 20659

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Keyser Soze
                      I apologize for this and will make sure the website is updated.
                      I appreciate that, but it doesn't really fix my issue for the now. Although that will help prevent this from happening in the future.

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                      • Michael O
                        More Cowbell
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 10607

                        #12
                        Originally posted by 421Fill
                        just a missing withdrawal to my checking account and an overdraft fee... oh and the fact that the website says 'up to 3 days' and the lady on the phone says '7 business days'. Naturally I assumed the 'up to 3 days' meant business days. but now looks like I have to wait until Monday according to the lady on the phone.

                        in my opinion, there is a big difference between 3 business days posted and 7 business days actual policy (not posted).
                        Can I ask where you saw this?
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                        • 421Fill
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 20659

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Keyser Soze
                          Can I ask where you saw this?
                          on the page where you input the amount to be withdrawn, and select the account that it's to go to.

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                          • woj
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                            • Jul 2002
                            • 47880

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Keyser Soze
                            Can I ask where you saw this?
                            https://www.epassporte.com/secure/withdrawach.cgi

                            "It may take up to 3 or more business days to transfer funds from your ePassporte account to your bank account, depending on your bank's policies. For instant access to your funds, use your Visa Electron Card."

                            And come on, changing that text to 7 hardly fixes the problem. If paypal can do it in 2 days, so can you. We all know that 7 days really means, we hold your money for 5 days, then on day 5 we initiate the transfer.
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                            • okdesign
                              ICQ 278367136
                              • May 2002
                              • 24773

                              #15
                              I never had any problems with ePassporte.

                              Epassporte rocks!

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                              • 421Fill
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 20659

                                #16
                                Originally posted by okdesign
                                I never had any problems with ePassporte.

                                Epassporte rocks!
                                grooviness.

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                                • u-Bob
                                  there's no $$$ in porn
                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 33063

                                  #17
                                  never had a problem with epassporte.

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                                  • tranza
                                    ICQ: 197-556-237
                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 57559

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by jacked
                                    you must be doing something wrong then.... i've never had a problem with their service...
                                    Your sig is huge!

                                    Do you still manage some TGPs?
                                    I'm just a newbie.

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                                    • enzo
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 203

                                      #19
                                      I never had any problems with ePassporte

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                                      • Rebecca Love
                                        Skinemax BQueen
                                        • Jul 2004
                                        • 2145

                                        #20
                                        Epassporte works great for me!


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                                        • prairie
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2005
                                          • 297

                                          #21
                                          I'm pretty happy with epass so far. Only complaint is that if I am paying $35 for a plastic card I would expect that higher quality plastic be used. Those cards are built pretty cheaply.
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                                          • Mickey_
                                            • Nov 2005
                                            • 4238

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by tranza
                                            Your sig is huge!

                                            Do you still manage some TGPs?
                                            By "huge" you mean "AWEsome" i guess...


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                                            • 421Fill
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Nov 2001
                                              • 20659

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Keyser Soze
                                              I apologize for this and will make sure the website is updated.
                                              hmm... been over a week and it still says up to 3 or more business days. user be aware that the actual policy is 7 business days.

                                              since you guys didn't fix this, can I have my $46 back? [email protected]

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                                              • 421Fill
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Nov 2001
                                                • 20659

                                                #24
                                                lol, I just randomly checked my epassporte e-mails, and it looks like when you start a withdrawal, they send you a confirmation e-mail that states:

                                                "These funds have been sent to your bank and will become available for use in your account in 2-3 business days."

                                                so, now we have two different places where they give false information. nice.

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                                                • 421Fill
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                  • 20659

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by woj


                                                  And come on, changing that text to 7 hardly fixes the problem. If paypal can do it in 2 days, so can you. We all know that 7 days really means, we hold your money for 5 days, then on day 5 we initiate the transfer.
                                                  well, there is most definitely a pooling/collection point somewhere along the chain. I intiated 2 transfers, 2 days apart and they both showed in my bank at the same time. My bank tells me (I take this with a grain of salt, mind you) that they are not the ones pooling, or delaying... that they only know about transfers once they actually show up in my account.

                                                  so, perhaps it's epassporte that waits until they either get a minimum amount of transfer requests, or only do them on certain scheduled days.

                                                  just an observation.

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                                                  • Michael O
                                                    More Cowbell
                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                    • 10607

                                                    #26
                                                    It should only take 3 days.
                                                    If you had this problem recently please email me your account name and it will be looked into.
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                                                    • avalonp
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Dec 2005
                                                      • 62

                                                      #27
                                                      so what is it now? 3 - 7 - never? this is getting redtarded

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                                                      • 421Fill
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                        • 20659

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Keyser Soze
                                                        It should only take 3 days.
                                                        If you had this problem recently please email me your account name and it will be looked into.
                                                        well, in this case I initiated 2 transfers, 2 days apart... and when the first one hadn't shown up in 5 business days, I called your customer service and was told that the actual policy is 7 business days... then she actually laughed about the coincidence of how they were just talking about updating the website... needless to say, I didn't see the humor...

                                                        anyways, my overdraft protection was called into action (that's why I called you guys) so, no checks were bounced, but there is still a $23 fee for this service...

                                                        before both withdrawals arrived the following day, another instance of overdraft protection kicked in when a payment I had made to WoW finally cleared.. well tried to clear, heh.

                                                        my account is [email protected]

                                                        you posted in this thread that you guys would update the site to reflect the actual policy of 7 days that I was told by your customer service lady... well, one of the ladies.. the first one hung up on me...

                                                        it still says up to 3 or more business days on your website, though. that really makes me that feel your offer to try and remedy this situation wasn't taken seriously. though it seemed very reasonable, so I was happy with it, and decided not to ask for reimbursement...

                                                        but now, that I have been ignored, basically, I am requesting to be reimbursed for the $46 in fees that I incurred.
                                                        Last edited by 421Fill; 03-22-2006, 09:05 AM.

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                                                        • youngniu
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                          • 50

                                                          #29
                                                          nevermind this post.
                                                          Where East Meet West

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                                                          • Michael O
                                                            More Cowbell
                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                            • 10607

                                                            #30
                                                            As an answer to both of you.
                                                            There were some problems that caused it to take up to 7 days but they should have been sorted out and it should only take 3 days now, thats why the page weren't updated.
                                                            So if it for anyone takes 7 days we would need to look into it and see where the delay is.
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                                                            • 421Fill
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                              • 20659

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Keyser Soze
                                                              As an answer to both of you.
                                                              There were some problems that caused it to take up to 7 days but they should have been sorted out and it should only take 3 days now, thats why the page weren't updated.
                                                              So if it for anyone takes 7 days we would need to look into it and see where the delay is.
                                                              you know, that would have been SO easy for the lady on the phone to say: "there were some unexpected delays... blah blah blah"

                                                              but she didn't. she instead told me that the actual policy is 7 business days, then laughed about how they were just discussing that they should update that page...

                                                              which one of you should I believe? I'm opting to believe you over her, but that just means that your guys' phone support is useless, imo.

                                                              also, are you going to address my request for reimbursement?
                                                              Last edited by 421Fill; 03-22-2006, 10:06 AM.

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                                                              • Michael O
                                                                More Cowbell
                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                • 10607

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by 421Fill
                                                                you know, that would have been SO easy for the lady on the phone to say: "there were some unexpected delays... blah blah blah"

                                                                but she didn't. she instead told me that the actual policy is 7 business days, then laughed about how they were just discussing that they should update that page...

                                                                which one of you should I believe? I'm opting to believe you over her, but that just means that your guys' phone support is useless, imo.

                                                                also, are you going to address my request for reimbursement?
                                                                Sorry but we can not reimburse you.
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                                                                • 421Fill
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                  • 20659

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Keyser Soze
                                                                  Sorry but we can not reimburse you.
                                                                  heh, I know for a FACT that if I decide to stop using your service that it will NOT matter at all to your bottomline...

                                                                  but, there is still a chance that someone reading this post that does matter might not like your customer service approach...

                                                                  that chance is really worth $46 to you guys?

                                                                  lol

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                                                                  • Egomancer
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                                                                    • Dec 2005
                                                                    • 2074

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Kudos to Keyzer Soze, he is doing a great job!!! Till now he always solvd my problems in a timely manner!

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