Yo....Doctor stuck 2 fingers up my ass.......

**BAKO** · 03-09-2006, 10:40 AM

Did it feel good?

**dodger21** · 03-09-2006, 10:43 AM

At least he used he fingers. You'd know something went awry if you felt both his hands on your shoulder.

**SilentKnight** · 03-09-2006, 10:44 AM

Did you ask for a second 'opinion'?

**Fred Quimby** · 03-09-2006, 10:44 AM

Why whould the Dentist do that?

**SmokeyTheBear** · 03-09-2006, 10:53 AM

I bet you wont be going back to that optomotrist

**Honez** · 03-09-2006, 10:56 AM

Originally posted by dodger21

At least he used he fingers. You'd know something went awry if you felt both his hands on your shoulder.

**Juicy D. Links** · 03-09-2006, 10:59 AM

The gonna stick a fiber optic thingy up my colon HELPPPPPPPPPPPP

**Juicy D. Links** · 03-09-2006, 11:00 AM

No joke who has had one?

I gotta drink some sort of liquid b4 hand?

Fuck i am not liking this shit

**stickyfingerz** · 03-09-2006, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

No joke who has had one?

I gotta drink some sort of liquid b4 hand?

Fuck i am not liking this shit

Never had one, but what indicator did he find to promt the colon probe?

**Nom_is** · 03-09-2006, 11:03 AM

Did he touch your prostate?

**SmokeyTheBear** · 03-09-2006, 11:04 AM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

No joke who has had one?

I gotta drink some sort of liquid b4 hand?

Fuck i am not liking this shit

well the onl;y advice i can give is make sure he is in a good mood..

Stick a set of car keys up yer pooper or something..

Then when he finds them say " are those kens or tony's ?" ( but make sure the tag says "simon" ) then when he says " simon" say " wtf i havent been with simon for months "

**jacked** · 03-09-2006, 11:04 AM

it's not a pleasent experience, atleast they knock you out now a days for the procedure... the worst part is the shit you have to drink the day before your not gonna be able to leave the house, your gonna need to be as close to the toilet as possible for a while it flushes you out

**SmokeyTheBear** · 03-09-2006, 11:05 AM

Originally posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

Never had one, but what indicator did he find to promt the colon probe?

i think your supposed to get them once your 30 or something.. they always put those damn commercials on spike tv , juicy must have been watching it and got scared

**WebairGerard** · 03-09-2006, 11:05 AM

Originally posted by SilentKnight

Did you ask for a second 'opinion'?

**TheLegacy** · 03-09-2006, 11:05 AM

Originally posted by dodger21

At least he used he fingers. You'd know something went awry if you felt both his hands on your shoulder.

oh damn. thats the funniest thing all day I have seen.. thanx for brightening things up

**Dirty F** · 03-09-2006, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by SilentKnight

Did you ask for a second 'opinion'?

**Juicy D. Links** · 03-09-2006, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by Nom_is

Did he touch your prostate?

yeah i think so

**Juicy D. Links** · 03-09-2006, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by jacked

it's not a pleasent experience, atleast they knock you out now a days for the procedure... the worst part is the shit you have to drink the day before your not gonna be able to leave the house, your gonna need to be as close to the toilet as possible for a while it flushes you out

yeah i am reading about it on some sites now.

Fuck

**BoyAlley** · 03-09-2006, 11:10 AM

I have absolutely nothing productive to add to this conversation, but with all of the talk about assholes and fingering I felt obligated to post.........

**dropped9** · 03-09-2006, 11:10 AM

Did he find a lump? Cancer?

**Juicy D. Links** · 03-09-2006, 11:10 AM

Originally posted by dodger21

At least he used he fingers. You'd know something went awry if you felt both his hands on your shoulder.

OMGGGGGGGG

**dropped9** · 03-09-2006, 11:10 AM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

I have absolutely nothing productive to add to this conversation, but with all of the talk about assholes and fingering I felt obligated to post.........

You fag.....

**BoyAlley** · 03-09-2006, 11:11 AM

Juicy, have the doc snap some pics while he's up in there with his camera. We'll put them on www.JuicyDTwink.com

**Rice_Master** · 03-09-2006, 11:11 AM

haha admit it, you liked it juicy.

**Juicy D. Links** · 03-09-2006, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by Headless

Did he find a lump? Cancer?

nah i gota get that colonscopy thingy to check it out.

it might be colitis i hate he doctor

He took blood from me also

**G-Rotica** · 03-09-2006, 11:12 AM

My wifes grandfather always called it riding the silver stallion. I never understood till last year.

Not at all fun.

**Juicy D. Links** · 03-09-2006, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

Juicy, have the doc snap some pics while he's up in there with his camera. We'll put them on www.JuicyDTwink.com

I am gonna have it streamed via webcam 5.99/Minute

**JFK** · 03-09-2006, 11:13 AM

Originally posted by Fred Quimby

Why whould the Dentist do that?

Everyone Loves Juicy

**dropped9** · 03-09-2006, 11:14 AM

Originally posted by G-Rotica

My wifes grandfather always called it riding the silver stallion. I never understood till last year.

Not at all fun.

WTF!!!!!!!!!!

**SilentKnight** · 03-09-2006, 11:15 AM

Just be thankful its not an endoscopy. My wife had one of those a few years ago, except they put the tube in through the nose.

I had to leave the room. It wasn't a pleasant thing.

**Warden** · 03-09-2006, 11:15 AM

Hey its better than him sticking something up your ass with both of his hands on your back ;)

**tomud** · 03-09-2006, 11:18 AM

hehehe .. you liked that ?

Tomud

**stickyfingerz** · 03-09-2006, 11:22 AM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

i think your supposed to get them once your 30 or something.. they always put those damn commercials on spike tv , juicy must have been watching it and got scared

No thats just a prostate exam. Colonostopy is usually done due to symptoms or something found during prostate exam. "I believe"

**cranki** · 03-09-2006, 11:25 AM

I guess this is how the goatse guy started as well...

**SilentKnight** · 03-09-2006, 11:35 AM

Advise the doc that anything that goes that far up yer pooper better have a marriage proposal attached to it.

Then, just for shits 'n giggles - ask what flavour lube they use.

**MrHits** · 03-09-2006, 11:41 AM

sounds like he short changed you a couple of fingers.

**TheGoldenChild** · 03-09-2006, 11:45 AM

I have to go as well- and have been puttingit off Juicy.
My girlfriend wants to come and watch.

I am not feeling it
:-((

**SilentKnight** · 03-09-2006, 12:02 PM

**Quagmire** · 03-09-2006, 12:14 PM

You can expect 12 hours of "dry heaving" from your ass. Your cornhole will insist its going to blow and you will sit on the toilet with a pulsing asshole wondering when the agony is going to end.

Enjoy the system flush.

**thaifan99** · 03-09-2006, 12:17 PM

had it up both orifices.......... hurts like hell after first toilet break lol

no pain during procedure.

**xclusive** · 03-09-2006, 12:21 PM

At least you will lose a few pounds

**marketsmart** · 03-09-2006, 12:25 PM

dude, they blow air up your ass so the colon and intestines open up...

**GlydeGirl** · 03-09-2006, 12:37 PM

I've had one... the procedure isn't that bad... just relax and think happy thoughts when they slide that long slender "thingy" up your butt. The more relaxed you are, the easier it slides and the less discomfort you'll experience. It's mildly uncomfortable (I got all crampy) but it doesn't take too long.

Good luck... hope they find that everything is alright with you.

**Juicy D. Links** · 03-09-2006, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by kBizzle

I have to go as well- and have been puttingit off Juicy.
My girlfriend wants to come and watch.

I am not feeling it
:-((

Yo i am reading aboout it , they knoc you out with Demuril and other drugs so you dont feel it .......... fuck

**Juicy D. Links** · 03-09-2006, 01:12 PM

Originally posted by Quagmire

You can expect 12 hours of "dry heaving" from your ass. Your cornhole will insist its going to blow and you will sit on the toilet with a pulsing asshole wondering when the agony is going to end.

Enjoy the system flush.

arghhhh that the pre procedure routine

**Quagmire** · 03-09-2006, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

arghhhh that the pre procedure routine

The actual scoping part isn't that bad. they have a lovely vacuum tool that prevent pressure build-up. its the cleansing portion before the procedure thats a real joy.

**SinisterStudios** · 03-09-2006, 02:18 PM

make sure you get the gerbils out first

**lickmymonster** · 03-09-2006, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by marketsmart

dude, they blow air up your ass so the colon and intestines open up...

not always there are two different types of examination

prostate exam only takes one finger

**xxxdesign-net** · 03-09-2006, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

No joke who has had one?

I gotta drink some sort of liquid b4 hand?

Fuck i am not liking this shit

If they check the entire colon.. you'll have to drink some salty tasting water... 3L I think... that's the hard part.. so discusting it might traumatize you

Yo....Doctor stuck 2 fingers up my ass.......

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