US Tax System Explained with Beer

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  • GigoloMason
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    • May 2005
    • 742

    #1

    US Tax System Explained with Beer

    I giggled.

    EXPLAINING OUR UNITED STATES TAXING SYSTEM WITH BEER

    Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100.
    If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

    The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
    The fifth would pay $1.
    The sixth would pay $3.
    The seventh would pay $7.
    The eighth would pay $12.
    The ninth would pay $18.
    The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

    So, that's what they decided to do.

    The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. 'Since you are all such good customers,' he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beers by $20. Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.'

    The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected.

    They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?' They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.

    So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

    And so:
    The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
    The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
    The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
    The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
    The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
    The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% saving s).

    Each of the six was better off than before and the first four continued to drink for free, but once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings. "I only got a dollar out of the $20," declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, "but he got $10!" "Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that he got TEN times more than I!"

    "That's true!!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!"

    "Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!"

    The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

    The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something very important....they didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

    And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works.

    The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

    David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
    Professor of Economics
    University of Georgia
  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682

    #2
    lol slick.

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    • GITZINGER
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2006
      • 929

      #3
      Your momma was a ho!!!

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      • NosMo
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        • Mar 2007
        • 1025

        #4
        Hmm thoughtfull

        NosMo

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        • Vick!
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          • Nov 2005
          • 6882

          #5
          I was wondering who whore such a complex example .. until I saw the footer.

          David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
          Professor of Economics
          University of Georgia
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          • tiger
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2002
            • 6986

            #6
            Thats a pretty complicated way to explain that a percentage discount translates to more money for the rich.

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            • GigoloMason
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              • May 2005
              • 742

              #7
              Although I think a lot of this board is missing out on free beers ;)

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              • woj
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                • Jul 2002
                • 47880

                #8
                nice one
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                • KiraSilver
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                  • Mar 2007
                  • 434

                  #9
                  My husband has an economics degree.

                  He tries to explain things like this to me.

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                  • DigitalDruid
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 647

                    #10
                    That is very cool, Us Canadians can understand that very well..... We ship cases of beer daily to Quebec for no reason at all. But when they drink the are quiet

                    Get on here and make some ca$h

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                    • spunkmaster
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2052

                      #11
                      Ha !

                      Hillary Clinton said she wants the first nine to get free beers with the last guy paying for everyone

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                      • Zango
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 511

                        #12
                        I drink overseas.

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                        • Drake
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                          • Mar 2003
                          • 12508

                          #13
                          haha nice

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                          • L-Pink
                            working on my tan
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 39151

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Zango
                            I drink overseas.
                            Figures ......

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                            • GigoloJustin
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                              • Jan 2005
                              • 2244

                              #15
                              haha makes sense =)

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