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  • Big Red Machine
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2005
    • 9586

    #1

    Alittle Fun to Help the Noobies

    It seems alot of you are having trouble. Not being able to put a link up
    or anything because of your looow post count
    I have a little game that will Help
    I call it the Porno Alphabet

    We'll start with A goto Z yada yada

    A is for Anal sentence: Man I can't believe she gave him a Brown Helmut during ANAL
    continue on A untill the letter is spent
    A is for Adam's Apple sent: I thought that was a chick untill I saw his Adam's Apple (dam Trannies )

    This will be fun and breeze by and your post count will reach the Golden 40 in no time

    Cheers
    Big Red

    ICQ:475437214
  • cally
    Registered User
    • Feb 2006
    • 20

    #2
    Dictionary OF Sex. analogy = study of the arse.
    324 057 646

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    • modF
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2002
      • 1888

      #3
      Big Red! What's up man?

      I do things
      skype:themodF

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      • Big Red Machine
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2005
        • 9586

        #4
        Originally posted by modF
        Big Red! What's up man?
        modF What up Bro you going to Phoenix?

        ICQ:475437214

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        • sfera
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2005
          • 8597

          #5
          what is this all about

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          • Big Red Machine
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2005
            • 9586

            #6
            Originally posted by sfera
            what is this all about
            Its about helping the New Guys getting their Post Count up so they can put their links up

            ICQ:475437214

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            • cally
              Registered User
              • Feb 2006
              • 20

              #7
              Alimony = Paid by Turkish pimp
              324 057 646

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              • BillyParadise
                Registered User
                • Aug 2004
                • 96

                #8
                Sounds like an idea. long live useless posts.

                This Sig is WAYYYY out of date.

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                • ModelToday
                  Registered User
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 47

                  #9
                  Yes, useless posts FTW.
                  Shiny Outfits & Silky Panties

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                  • TwistedEntertainment
                    Registered User
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 4

                    #10
                    Makes Two For Me

                    40 post?.....OK 38 to go...lol
                    James Gotti
                    Twisted Entertainment
                    Where Reality-Meets The Eye

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                    • trafficdivision
                      Registered User
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 35

                      #11
                      great idea, unfortunatelly with my english.....

                      Sopel

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                      • Rinkle
                        Registered User
                        • Mar 2006
                        • 81

                        #12
                        A: Adult webmasters rule ... lol..
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                        Skype: contact.rinkle
                        ICQ: 634669553

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                        • xenilk
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2006
                          • 921

                          #13
                          B: Plugs... Butt plugs of course!

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                          • octane
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 32

                            #14
                            C: If i pull this string coming out your hahahaha will you make a farm animal noise?

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                            • octane
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 32

                              #15
                              ^ hmm, adult board being moderated? weird

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                              • fr0gman
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 2093

                                #16
                                Red you should have had a rules meeting before you let this start. These people can't even follow simple letter game instructions.

                                A is for Asshole Sent: Damn it, I wish these people would ge their thumbs/heads out of their assholes.

                                Now, people continue with the letter "A" until no more naughty sentences can be made. Then, and only then do you go to B... other wise how will you ever get above 40 since there are only 26 letters in the freaking alphabet.
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                                • cally
                                  Registered User
                                  • Feb 2006
                                  • 20

                                  #17
                                  Where are we up to in the Porno Alphabet, Big Red? ...B?C?.......
                                  324 057 646

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                                  • Apolon
                                    Registered User
                                    • Nov 2005
                                    • 76

                                    #18
                                    Amateur Asshole Anal-lized And Aborted

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                                    • Rinkle
                                      Registered User
                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 81

                                      #19
                                      B: I like big buts! and i can not... lalalala
                                      mail: contact.rinkle[a]gmail[.]com
                                      Skype: contact.rinkle
                                      ICQ: 634669553

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                                      • chaz
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2006
                                        • 109

                                        #20
                                        bump bump

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                                        • Amnesic
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2004
                                          • 1305

                                          #21
                                          I just dont get it

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                                          • Rinkle
                                            Registered User
                                            • Mar 2006
                                            • 81

                                            #22
                                            b: bump for buts!
                                            mail: contact.rinkle[a]gmail[.]com
                                            Skype: contact.rinkle
                                            ICQ: 634669553

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                                            • mrnaked69
                                              Registered User
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 43

                                              #23
                                              i thought it was only 30 posts til you can post urls?

                                              Either way this is one more post for me
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                                              • Lopez06
                                                Registered User
                                                • Jan 2006
                                                • 47

                                                #24
                                                Have luck

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                                                • adanac
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                  • 97

                                                  #25
                                                  too funny


                                                  A -sentance is for Amateurs- Amateurs with big fuckingTits!
                                                  A as in analingus.. I can't believe I let her give me analingus, after not showering for 3 days..
                                                  Kinda like that?
                                                  http://www.chipmunking.com

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                                                  • babalapoulos
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2005
                                                    • 475

                                                    #26
                                                    Are we @ C yet.
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                                                    • Choppa
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                      • 4079

                                                      #27
                                                      what about the letters VD

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                                                      • adanac
                                                        Registered User
                                                        • Feb 2006
                                                        • 97

                                                        #28
                                                        bitches blowing big black brothers bite better bootie
                                                        http://www.chipmunking.com

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                                                        • white-rob-like-whoa
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                          • 508

                                                          #29
                                                          A - there's 1 down!
                                                          BUY MY SIG. MOTHERFUCKER!

                                                          [email protected]

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                                                          • white-rob-like-whoa
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Mar 2006
                                                            • 508

                                                            #30
                                                            B- and so on................................................ ....
                                                            BUY MY SIG. MOTHERFUCKER!

                                                            [email protected]

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                                                            • adanac
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • Feb 2006
                                                              • 97

                                                              #31
                                                              bukkake blasted bitches bring bookoo bling bling.
                                                              Big Bondage butt bangers bring badass bucks beautifly
                                                              somebody stop me!
                                                              http://www.chipmunking.com

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                                                              • TX-Embroideryguy
                                                                Registered User
                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                • 5

                                                                #32
                                                                A = anal lube keeps it goin ALL night long.
                                                                Thanks for listening.

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                                                                • CIVMatt
                                                                  Amateur Pimpin
                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                  • 13075

                                                                  #33
                                                                  M = is for Mayorsmoney...

                                                                  click my sig bitch!
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                                                                  • CaptainWolfy
                                                                    Playa
                                                                    • Dec 2005
                                                                    • 8439

                                                                    #34
                                                                    just bump for you!

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                                                                    • Yucky Smurf
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                      • 165

                                                                      #35
                                                                      A.

                                                                      I would like to stick it in big reds wifes ASS






                                                                      Originally posted by Big Red Machine
                                                                      It seems alot of you are having trouble. Not being able to put a link up
                                                                      or anything because of your looow post count
                                                                      I have a little game that will Help
                                                                      I call it the Porno Alphabet

                                                                      We'll start with A goto Z yada yada

                                                                      A is for Anal sentence: Man I can't believe she gave him a Brown Helmut during ANAL
                                                                      continue on A untill the letter is spent
                                                                      A is for Adam's Apple sent: I thought that was a chick untill I saw his Adam's Apple (dam Trannies )

                                                                      This will be fun and breeze by and your post count will reach the Golden 40 in no time

                                                                      Cheers
                                                                      Big Red
                                                                      Waiting to get banned

                                                                      icq 222-675-966

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                                                                      • adanac
                                                                        Registered User
                                                                        • Feb 2006
                                                                        • 97

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I hope nobody C-BLOCKS me, I'm cumming all over that cuties Cameltoe
                                                                        http://www.chipmunking.com

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                                                                        • fbrtopic
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Apr 2006
                                                                          • 283

                                                                          #37
                                                                          A is for ACTION! ROLL FILM!

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                                                                          • Peter Jerkovski
                                                                            Registered User
                                                                            • Mar 2006
                                                                            • 15

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Andy applauded as Aaron applied applesauce to Alice's anus

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                                                                            • Peter Jerkovski
                                                                              Registered User
                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                              • 15

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Billy boucned his big balls of of Barbra's butthole

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