So today I am QUITTING Smoking

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  • BVF
    Black Vagina Finder
    • Jan 2002
    • 13975

    #51
    Originally posted by mike-al
    You dont need no shit to help you quit smoking... It's a decision.. You either want to quit or don't. You decide.. the nic fits? They come at about day 3
    and last for about 15 minutes, if you can't fight something that attacks for about 15 minutes... Then you deserve to get whatever reason you are ttrying to quit for
    This comes from the dude who flipped out when his 'vitamins' didn't show up?

    Black Pussy
    Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!

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    • Forest
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2001
      • 9135

      #52
      Originally posted by NoComments
      Forest, beware of the side effect:
      your libido will increase drasticaly. Do you have a girlfriend?
      If not, I suggest LEFT hand and lots of lube
      ;)
      i guess I should give Kennedy a call ;)

      Do you still have that pic of me and her at dinner? Man "Ohh what a night" LOL

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      • NoComments
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2005
        • 4957

        #53
        as a matter of fact I do
        ;)
        ***************************************
        Give me the offer I can't refuse

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        • papill0n
          Unregistered Abuser
          • Oct 2007
          • 15547

          #54
          Use the force!!! Smoking sux!

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          • Forest
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2001
            • 9135

            #55
            Originally posted by NoComments
            as a matter of fact I do
            ;)
            hahahaha

            Post em if ya got them

            she was a hottie

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            • Mistah Charlie
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2007
              • 478

              #56
              1) I am dying for a cigarette.
              2) If I smoked one, it would be worse.
              3) There is no smoker who does not want to quit.
              Last edited by Mistah Charlie; 01-24-2008, 10:29 AM. Reason: typo
              "Gonna scare you up and shoot you
              Cause Mister Charlie told me so"

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              • Peaches
                Old broad
                • Oct 2002
                • 13933

                #57
                How ya doin' Forest?

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                • D Ghost
                  null
                  • May 2006
                  • 9819

                  #58
                  Congrats!! I am going to smoke right now.. I tried quitting, but it's hard (haha, or i just dont try hard enough haha).

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                  • Jessica-pod
                    Registered User
                    • May 2007
                    • 17

                    #59
                    Good luck, lots of people behind you
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                    • pizzaid
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 406

                      #60
                      good luck are you going cold turkey?
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                      • NoComments
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 4957

                        #61
                        Originally posted by Forest
                        hahahaha

                        Post em if ya got them

                        she was a hottie
                        This is what I found:


                        Forest, very shy one!



                        Always wear gloves,
                        you don't know where this girl has been!
                        ***************************************
                        Give me the offer I can't refuse

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                        • Evil E
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 3201

                          #62
                          After 20 minutes of not smoking:

                          * Your blood pressure and pulse decrease
                          * The temperature of your hands and feet increases

                          After 8 hours of not smoking:

                          * The carbon monoxide level in your blood returns to normal
                          * Oxygen levels in your blood increase

                          After 24 hours of not smoking:

                          * Your chance of heart attack decreases

                          After 48 hours of not smoking:

                          * Your nerve endings adjust to the absence of nicotine
                          * Your ability to taste and smell begins to return

                          After 72 hours of not smoking:

                          * Bronchial tubes relax

                          After 2 weeks to 3 months of not smoking:

                          * Your circulation improves
                          * Your exercise tolerance improves

                          After 1-9 months of not smoking:

                          * Coughing, sinus congestion, fatigue, and shortness of breath decrease
                          * Cilia in the lungs regrow, increasing the ability of the lungs to handle mucus, clean the lungs, and reduce infection
                          * Your overall energy level increases

                          After 1 year of not smoking:

                          * Your risk of dying from heart disease decreases to half that of a lifelong smoker's risk

                          After 5 years of not smoking:

                          * Your risk of dying from lung cancer decreases to half that of a lifelong smoker's risk

                          After 10 years of not smoking

                          * Your risk of dying from lung cancer drops to almost the same rate as a lifelong NON-smoker
                          * Your risk of other cancers, such as cancer of the mouth, larynx, esophagus, bladder, kidney, and pancreas decreases


                          A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

                          So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

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                          • PornMogul
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2007
                            • 1495

                            #63
                            I never started.....

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                            • Rochard
                              Jägermeister Test Pilot
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 75733

                              #64
                              I'm pretty much a goody two shoes now.... Don't drink don't smoke.....

                              I smoked in Vegas and over Christmas, but otherwise that it's. It's an odd feeling not having a pack of smokes laying around...
                              Herschel Savage
                              Brooklyn, NY

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                              • VicD
                                ICQ: 304-611-162
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 13245

                                #65
                                I stopped over 4years ago, one of the best decissions in my whole fuckin life

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                                • madfuck
                                  Registered User
                                  • Oct 2004
                                  • 2032

                                  #66
                                  so how's it going so far? you still not smoking?

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                                  • jmcb420
                                    So Fucking Drunk
                                    • Oct 2006
                                    • 2155

                                    #67
                                    good luck (he said as he lit another:)
                                    I'm funner than AIDS, and easier to explain to your parents.

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                                    • moneybiz
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Sep 2004
                                      • 1391

                                      #68
                                      just wait untill your right arm goes dead for 2 min, I promise you wont smoke it again.

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                                      • SomeCreep
                                        :glugglug
                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 26118

                                        #69

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                                        • Forest
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2001
                                          • 9135

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by Peaches
                                          How ya doin' Forest?
                                          end of day 2 and Im doing GREAT. Didnt have much of any cravings today and even hung out with a few people who were smoking and didnt have the urge. This chantix stuff rocks!!!

                                          Thanx peaches ;)

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                                          • Spunky
                                            I need a beer
                                            • Jun 2002
                                            • 133978

                                            #71
                                            You can do it

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                                            • Forest
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 9135

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by NoComments
                                              This is what I found:


                                              Forest, very shy one!



                                              Always wear gloves,
                                              you don't know where this girl has been!
                                              BBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

                                              Awesome pics. that was her bra im wearing wasnt it?

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                                              • tony299
                                                lurker
                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 57021

                                                #73
                                                best of luck to you.

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                                                • NoComments
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                  • 4957

                                                  #74
                                                  No, it was not. The pic of you in a bra was taken later, the bra belonged to MikeW's g/f
                                                  ;)
                                                  ***************************************
                                                  Give me the offer I can't refuse

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                                                  • Forest
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                    • 9135

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by NoComments
                                                    No, it was not. The pic of you in a bra was taken later, the bra belonged to MikeW's g/f
                                                    ;)
                                                    ahhhhhh yes. Its all coming back to me. The night with Kennedy was the party where she had "Nuts" for desert?

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                                                    • gandalfuy
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                      • 4686

                                                      #76
                                                      good luck!

                                                      http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...t=quit+smoking
                                                      I'm not back.

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