going on 29 hours awake....

[11:56] mrkris007: my left arm is killing me, i think i slept on it wrong
[11:56] mrkris007: cause i only really sleep on my left side
[11:56] mrkris007: or my back
[11:56] cmgcom69: tell me and i'll fix it ;)
[11:57] mrkris007: hahahhaa
[11:57] cmgcom69: i'm jesus now
[11:57] mrkris007: no you aren't
[11:57] cmgcom69: well.....kinda....
[11:57] mrkris007: brb, going to go get ibuprofen
[11:57] cmgcom69: <-- joseph ;)
[11:57] cmgcom69: mary is my babies momma
[11:57] cmgcom69: so technically i'm god
[11:57] cmgcom69: w00t
[11:58] cmgcom69: jesus is my bastard son
[11:58] cmgcom69: ;)
[11:58] cmgcom69: i beat him
[11:58] cmgcom69: on tuesdays
[11:58] cmgcom69: for sport
[11:58] cmgcom69: i make him wear a blindfold
[11:58] cmgcom69: and tell him we're playing hide and go seek. street rules
[11:59] cmgcom69: then i follow him around a smash him with a shovel when I "find" him
[11:59] cmgcom69: little fucker has no idea i'm following him
[11:59] cmgcom69: he's like "god, how do you know where I am?"
[11:59] cmgcom69: i'm like "STFU! SMACK"
[12:00] cmgcom69: i'll loan jesus to you if you want
[12:00] cmgcom69: it's fun to poke him with metal objects
[12:00] cmgcom69: he twitches
[12:00] cmgcom69: and squeels
[12:01] cmgcom69: i think he's like, rainman n shit
[12:01] cmgcom69: he's damn good with math
[12:01] cmgcom69: like FReaKy good
[12:02] cmgcom69: i'm like "What's 1234556 piR3/china"
[12:02] cmgcom69: he's like "The answer is 6! Definately 6. yeah, 6"
[12:03] cmgcom69: i'm like "WOAAAAAA! Freaky!" then i hit him with a garden spade
[12:04] mrkris007: dude
[12:04] mrkris007: goto sleep
[12:04] mrkris007: you're tweaking now
[12:04] mrkris007: GO
[12:04] cmgcom69: hahha