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  • Big E
    Registered User
    • Mar 2002
    • 935

    #1

    Dodgeball Ringer 4 Hire

    For any of you that are looking for a ringer on your dodgeball team, I'm auctioning myself off to the highest bidder.

    I've got a pretty big cannon:



    And I'm a sneaky fuck..



    But the thing is..



    I know how to win:

  • seeric
    ..........
    • Aug 2004
    • 41917

    #2
    i endorse this free agent.

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    • Juicy D. Links
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992

      #3
      LOL Big E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      • 2HousePlague
        CURATOR
        • Jul 2004
        • 14572

        #4
        I'll start the bidding at $500.






        2hp
        tada!

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        • JFK
          FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
          • Jan 2002
          • 67369

          #5
          Here's to the BIG Gun

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          For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

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          • Big E
            Registered User
            • Mar 2002
            • 935

            #6
            2House - who's your team? =)

            I think most people are genuinely surprised when big guys have athleticism.. hell, I know in my heart I should have been playing in the NFL. :-/

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            • Rochard
              Jägermeister Test Pilot
              • Dec 2001
              • 75761

              #7
              Originally posted by 2HousePlague
              I'll start the bidding at $500.

              2hp
              Eat me. I'll double your bid - I want BigE for the Yanks Cash team (to replace Todd, because he throws balls like a fucking sissy girl!)

              I bid $1k to have BigE on the Yanks Cash Team.
              Herschel Savage
              Brooklyn, NY

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              • Gateway69
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2002
                • 1510

                #8
                rumor has it that someone paid 2k to break BigE's leg :P
                Gateway - Tech Guru
                Dreaming Computers IG

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                • Halcyon
                  Spread The Pink!
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 8609

                  #9
                  Best. Thread title. Ever.
                  HAL on TEDx:

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                  • seeric
                    ..........
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 41917

                    #10
                    Originally posted by RocHard
                    Eat me. I'll double your bid - I want BigE for the Yanks Cash team (to replace Todd, because he throws balls like a fucking sissy girl!)

                    I bid $1k to have BigE on the Yanks Cash Team.

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                    • Rochard
                      Jägermeister Test Pilot
                      • Dec 2001
                      • 75761

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Gateway69
                      rumor has it that someone paid 2k to break BigE's leg :P
                      Well, if that's the case then..... Fuck it. I want no part in this. Someone else can have BigE.
                      Herschel Savage
                      Brooklyn, NY

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                      • Toplessgoat
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 479

                        #12
                        Yo Mongo, saw a recent pic of you and it looks like you ate Poppy. Rumor has it you've lost a step or 2.
                        H.O.
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                        Skype- Toplessgoat
                        [email protected]
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                        Paying on Free Trials!!

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                        • Big E
                          Registered User
                          • Mar 2002
                          • 935

                          #13
                          Please. My leg ain't broken (nor will it be), and I haven't lost a step at all. Anyway, you don't need to get out of the way when you catch everything thrown at you.. =)

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                          • Big Red Machine
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2005
                            • 9586

                            #14
                            Its a CELEBRATION BITCHES

                            ICQ:475437214

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                            • Poppy
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2002
                              • 6254

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Toplessgoat
                              Yo Mongo, saw a recent pic of you and it looks like you ate Poppy. Rumor has it you've lost a step or 2.
                              VP Sales, Peak5Payments
                              [email protected] Skype: consultpoppy
                              In adult since 98'

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                              • TEXASS
                                Registered User
                                • Mar 2006
                                • 2

                                #16
                                I couldn't tell if you were throwing a ball or your enormous gut? Do some sit ups and then contact me ahahahha

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