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  • Wizzo
    2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
    • Nov 2000
    • 15224
    #1

    HolyFuck! sometimes you just have to wonder about people.

    I get on average 50 or icqs a day and try hard to answer them all, but sometimes I just want to kill some people. Like the guy below, I guess he thinks I sit just waiting for his icqs, I really think the next time he hits me up I will have to block him for the safty to those around me...

    I did however change his name to protect the stupid!

    [09:45] Asshat: heyWizzo
    [09:45] Asshat: I need to talk to you
    [09:45] Asshat: Hello? I saw you just come online.
    [09:45] Asshat: Are you there?
    [09:45] Asshat: Hello?
    [09:45] Asshat: Please don't ignore me, this is important
    [09:45] Asshat: Did I piss you off somehow?
    [09:46] Asshat: this sux I know you are there
    [09:46] Asshat: whats the deal
    [09:46] Asshat: its important
    [09:46] Asshat: hello? hello?
    [09:46] Asshat: you need to answer i have a important question!
    [09:47] Wizzo: Hey whats up, sorry for the delay I had like 20 different
    ICQs when I turned it on.
    [09:47] Asshat: got it *THUMBS UP*
    [09:48] Asshat: but I have a important question for you.
    [09:48] Wizzo: Sure what's up?
    [09:48] Asshat: actually 2 things!
    [09:48] Wizzo: sure, tell me what's up?
    [09:49] Asshat: i had a sale
    [09:49] Wizzo: cool...cool... and your question is?
    [09:49] Asshat: i made the sale yesterday
    [09:49] Wizzo: that's great, but what are you asking?
    [09:50] Asshat: can you send my payment now
    [09:50] Asshat: it was a sale on your site
    [09:51] Wizzo: Payouts are send weekly, 2weeks in the rear. The schedule
    is posted in the MM affiliate area, also so you are aware we
    have a $100 minimum payout.
    [09:53] Asshat: well just send it now please
    [09:53] Wizzo: I can't do that, we have alot of affiliates and would be
    impossible to keep track if we just sent payments.
    [09:54] Asshat: but just send mine please, not everyone
    [09:54] Asshat: i have epassporte
    [09:55] Wizzo: I would like to help you out, but like I said we have a set
    payout schedule and must stick to it.
    [09:58] Asshat: ok i wait, but i have another question
    [09:58] Wizzo: Sure, whats up
    [09:59] Asshat: its about my sale
    [10:03] Asshat: you still there?
    [10:03] Wizzo: yea just waiting for your question?
    [10:04] *** Asshat has logged off
    Looking for Opportunity!
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    • Phoenix
      BACON BACON BACON
      • Nov 2002
      • 35475
      #2
      hey you never answered my second question...dick ;)
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        • O MARINA
          I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
          • Mar 2003
          • 13794
          #3
          I feel your pain Wizzo. I do.

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            • G-Rotica
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2005
              • 4258
              #4
              I'm sorry, thats just so damn funny! Can you send me my $ now?

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                • Raven
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 6874
                  #5
                  And people wonder why I work out.

                  I start kickboxing next...I feel ya, Wizzo!
                  Raven

                  ~RETIRED~

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                    • Wizzo
                      2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                      • Nov 2000
                      • 15224
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Phoenix
                      hey you never answered my second question...dick ;)
                      Knew it had to be a Canadian... hahaha
                      Looking for Opportunity!

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                        • BlingDaddy
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 6343
                          #7
                          LMAO... that's killin me...
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                            • MaDalton
                              I am Amazing Content!
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 39861
                              #8
                              send him a hand grenade as incentive for his sale and make sure that the little pin is already detached...
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                                • dynastoned
                                  mmm yeah!
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 5061
                                  #9
                                  lol what the fuck?

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                                    • Tom_PM
                                      Porn Meister
                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 16443
                                      #10
                                      Yikes.. thats a rough one to get as soon as you turn ICQ on.
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                                        • chadglni
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 6924
                                          #11
                                          Man somebody has to be pulling your leg.


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                                            • Manowar
                                              jellyfish  
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 71528
                                              #12

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                                                • jacked
                                                  sperm tail
                                                  • May 2004
                                                  • 11019
                                                  #13
                                                  some people man fucking hilarious
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                                                    • Wizzo
                                                      2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                                                      • Nov 2000
                                                      • 15224
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by chadglni
                                                      Man somebody has to be pulling your leg.
                                                      You would think, but dude really did have a sale yesterday... Took him 3weeks to get it, but guess 10hits a day takes some time...
                                                      Looking for Opportunity!

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                                                        • FlogTheLog
                                                          CuriousToyBoys Little Bitch
                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                          • 3842
                                                          #15
                                                          mahwhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

                                                          Thats gold

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                                                            • KRL
                                                              Entrepreneur
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 31429
                                                              #16
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                                                                • HorseShit
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                  • 17513
                                                                  #17
                                                                  who was it, just tell us!

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                                                                    • Martin3
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                      • 1529
                                                                      #18
                                                                      So was his 1 sale a PPS on a trial?
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                                                                        • MetaMan
                                                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                          • 28682
                                                                          #19

                                                                          the world IS full of stupid people.

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                                                                            • sweetums
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                              • 2534
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Wizzo....just rub your ears and say "whooooosssaaaaah" for at least 5 minutes
                                                                              ICQ: 114549321

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                                                                                • karlm
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                                                  • 4194
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Not being funny but the guy is obviously new. He could be a whale in the future
                                                                                  Originally posted by Wizzo
                                                                                  You would think, but dude really did have a sale yesterday... Took him 3weeks to get it, but guess 10hits a day takes some time...
                                                                                  ICQ 584665926

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                                                                                    • Sosa
                                                                                      In Tushy Land
                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 40149
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      lol it wasn't me!

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                                                                                        • xNetworx
                                                                                          So Fucking What
                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                          • 14445
                                                                                          #23

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                                                                                            • BlackCrayon
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                              • 19634
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              lol that poor broke idiot bastard.
                                                                                              you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                                                                                • Gabriel
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                                                  • 4789
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  ROFL That just made my morning.

                                                                                                  thanks.
                                                                                                  ICQ#: 142295729

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                                                                                                    • bastardsquad
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Feb 2006
                                                                                                      • 529
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      wow...some people just are not good at "life" in general...add another person to the list of people who just dont get it...


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                                                                                                        • polish_aristocrat
                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                                          • 40377
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          was his website gr8movies ?
                                                                                                          I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                                                            • pornguy
                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                                              • 62910
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Hey Wizzo. I have NOT signed up to promote you, but I wanted to know of you could just pay me now. Dont worry about everyone else. Just send me. oh.. Lest say 125$. How does that sound. I will sign up next week.
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                                                                                                                • GlydeGirl
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                  • 1516
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  That's why we call it "Customer Service" instead of the slightly less politically correct term of "Talking to Idiots" LOL

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                                                                                                                    • Pete-KT
                                                                                                                      Workin With The Devil
                                                                                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                      • 51532
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      hey wizzo i havnt sent any sales yet, can you pay me in advance?

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                                                                                                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                          • 94111
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Wizzo
                                                                                                                          You would think, but dude really did have a sale yesterday... Took him 3weeks to get it, but guess 10hits a day takes some time...
                                                                                                                          He did send you a sale tough... !! or make MayorsMoney an "Playa´s Only" program... geez!!

                                                                                                                          On the funny side, just wait for the chargeback... !!

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                                                                                                                            • seeric
                                                                                                                              ..........
                                                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                              • 41917
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                                                                                              was his website gr8movies ?

                                                                                                                              rofl!

                                                                                                                              kyle!!!

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                                                                                                                                • EvilFubAr
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 1141
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  haha, that cracks me up.

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                                                                                                                                    • ColBigBalls
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 1733
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      wow where to begin

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                                                                                                                                        • RRRED
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 6754
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by karlm
                                                                                                                                          Not being funny but the guy is obviously new. He could be a whale in the future
                                                                                                                                          My thoughts exactly!!! Take him under your wing, man! His persistance and annoying pushy qualities will probably make him into a big hitter that much faster.

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                                                                                                                                            • Jay
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 1131
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              LOL! That's funny! I've had similar things happen to me more than once...
                                                                                                                                              Jay <at> DateProfits.com | Skype: onemarketpro

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                                                                                                                                                • calibra
                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 4357
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Priceless!
                                                                                                                                                  This is just unbelievable!

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                                                                                                                                                    • arial
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 4012
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      I feel your pain.

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                                                                                                                                                        • CDSmith
                                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 51460
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          He forgot to mention his sale was a trial, he is owed $1.98 :D

                                                                                                                                                          Seriously though, I hate when people on ICQ say "hey r u there? I have something to ask you"..... why not just ask the fucking question? Why does the person actually have to be online for them to ask it?


                                                                                                                                                          People... just ask your questions, then when the person gets online they will see your question and answer it right away, instead of all this "you there?" crap.


                                                                                                                                                          And lastly, you send the money me now, yes?
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                                                                                                                                                            • Gina
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • May 2005
                                                                                                                                                              • 106
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              He probably wants you to pay him quick before it's charged back for fraud.

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                                                                                                                                                                • Hollywood Horwitz
                                                                                                                                                                  Porn To ROCK!
                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • 4357
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  thats hilarious!
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                                                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 58202
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Lol.. but it comes with it's territory


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                                                                                                                                                                        • WiredGuy
                                                                                                                                                                          Pounding Googlebot
                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 34515
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Jay
                                                                                                                                                                          LOL! That's funny! I've had similar things happen to me more than once...
                                                                                                                                                                          Oh come on, its not that unreasonable for me to ask you to send an epassporte after each of my sales... lol
                                                                                                                                                                          WG
                                                                                                                                                                          I play with Google.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • xclusive
                                                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                                                              • 35218
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              lol can't wait to deal with fuckers like this when I open my program lol

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                                                                                                                                                                                • american pervert
                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 6840
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  block him, not worth the headache

                                                                                                                                                                                  I like the ones that send me a message at 3am EST and bitch about service when I don't answer until I get up.
                                                                                                                                                                                  I can resist everything except temptation

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Zuzana Designs
                                                                                                                                                                                      All Your Design Needs
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 20902
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      I love it when people write you and in the same min think you are ignoring them .. like you just sit there all day waiting for one icq lol ... ahhh good stuff

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • potter
                                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 6559
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          lmao, that is a great convo

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • RedShoe
                                                                                                                                                                                              赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 14831
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Wizzo.. you there? Hello? Wizzo?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • SomeCreep
                                                                                                                                                                                                  :glugglug
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 26118
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  That's a funny convo

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • bdld
                                                                                                                                                                                                      $100,000
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 11452
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      sounds like an ignorant newbie who doesn't know how payouts work in the biz.

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