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  • marty
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    • Feb 2002
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    #1

    LOL... check out Scientology on Wikipedia

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology
  • RedShoe
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    • Feb 2001
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    #2
    am I missing the joke?

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    • Brother Bilo
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      • Jun 2007
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      #3
      I find it so hard to believe that people can buy into this shit and not start laughing when someone explains the origins of the religion.

      DC-8's brought the body thetans to earth 75 million years ago and then blew them up so their spirits could be embodied in the living? Wow.

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      • ADL Colin
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        • Feb 2001
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        #4
        Originally posted by Brother Bilo
        I find it so hard to believe that people can buy into this shit and not start laughing when someone explains the origins of the religion.
        yeah it's hilarious. Just like Christianity.


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        • D
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            • cherrylula
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              • Jan 2002
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              #7
              The basis of Scientology in two words: tax exempt.

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              • Brother Bilo
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                • Jun 2007
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                #8
                Originally posted by ADL Colin
                yeah it's hilarious. Just like Christianity.
                Well, I wouldnt say Christianity is as far fetched. Not saying the origins of Christianity aren't suspect as well, but Scientology is off the fucking chart.

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                • BradM
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                  • Dec 2003
                  • 3397

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ADL Colin
                  yeah it's hilarious. Just like Christianity.
                  I always ask someone to explain what the difference between Christianity, Scientology and Mormonism really is. All are made up some just more recently than others - and all are completely fucking nuts.

                  Christians laugh at Mormons, in reality they aren't far off.

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                  • Nicky
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                    • Mar 2003
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                    #10
                    In other religions apparently some guy has turned water into wine and another guy split the sea in half to walk in the middle.

                    Personaly I think scientology, christianity, budhism and whatever is all bullshit.

                    To each his own though....

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                    • Dirty F
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                      • Jul 2001
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Brother Bilo
                      Well, I wouldnt say Christianity is as far fetched. Not saying the origins of Christianity aren't suspect as well, but Scientology is off the fucking chart.
                      You never read the bible did you? Off the fucking chart is an understatement.

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                      • NosMo
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                        • Mar 2007
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by RedShoe
                        am I missing the joke?
                        Yes, The entire thing was based of a bar bet........But they are making mad cash.


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                        • Brother Bilo
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                          • Jun 2007
                          • 4193

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Dirty F
                          You never read the bible did you? Off the fucking chart is an understatement.
                          No, I'm not defending the legitimacy of Christianity, I don't buy it either. I'm just saying that saying that our lives are determined by the experiences of an alien race that was brought to earth on spacecrafts that resemble DC-8's to be placed on all of the volcanoes on earth and then blown up by hydrogen bombs so their spirits can be released has to be the craziest thing I've ever heard.

                          I'm the lone black sheep in my immediate family that doesn't buy into christianity, so I've heard the stories of the bible, and I agree, are rediculous, but nowhere near the level of Scientology.

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                          • Cherry7
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                            • Aug 2005
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Brother Bilo
                            No, I'm not defending the legitimacy of Christianity, I don't buy it either. I'm just saying that saying that our lives are determined by the experiences of an alien race that was brought to earth on spacecrafts that resemble DC-8's to be placed on all of the volcanoes on earth and then blown up by hydrogen bombs so their spirits can be released has to be the craziest thing I've ever heard.

                            I'm the lone black sheep in my immediate family that doesn't buy into christianity, so I've heard the stories of the bible, and I agree, are rediculous, but nowhere near the level of Scientology.
                            Virgin Mary goes straight to heaven (without dying = sort of space travel )

                            I believe some of your presidential hopefuls have these beliefs...
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                            • Dirty F
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                              • Jul 2001
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Brother Bilo
                              No, I'm not defending the legitimacy of Christianity, I don't buy it either. I'm just saying that saying that our lives are determined by the experiences of an alien race that was brought to earth on spacecrafts that resemble DC-8's to be placed on all of the volcanoes on earth and then blown up by hydrogen bombs so their spirits can be released has to be the craziest thing I've ever heard.

                              I'm the lone black sheep in my immediate family that doesn't buy into christianity, so I've heard the stories of the bible, and I agree, are rediculous, but nowhere near the level of Scientology.
                              God making a woman out of Adam's rib sounds better to you?

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                              • Brother Bilo
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                                • Jun 2007
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Cherry7
                                Virgin Mary goes straight to heaven (without dying = sort of space travel )

                                I believe some of your presidential hopefuls have these beliefs...
                                Well, she got prego without getting nailed either, so it's already a little fishy.

                                From what I can recall though, about anyone going to heaven, it didn't have any kind of thought of space travel of any kind though. More just a place your spirit goes once you die, nothing takes you there, just kind of end up there. That's what I got from all of it, but I could be wrong.

                                I stopped paying attention in church once I figured out it was all bullshit.

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                                • Brother Bilo
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                                  • Jun 2007
                                  • 4193

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Dirty F
                                  God making a woman out of Adam's rib sounds better to you?
                                  Yes, human cloning does sound more reasonable than the belief's of Scientology.

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                                  • Fletch XXX
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                                    • Jan 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Brother Bilo
                                    I find it so hard to believe that people can buy into this shit and not start laughing when someone explains the origins of the religion.
                                    ... this can be said for every religion people believe in.

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                                    • 96ukssob
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                                      • Mar 2003
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Brother Bilo
                                      I find it so hard to believe that people can buy into this shit and not start laughing when someone explains the origins of the religion.

                                      DC-8's brought the body thetans to earth 75 million years ago and then blew them up so their spirits could be embodied in the living? Wow.
                                      i dont think they are actually referring to DC-8's but rather space ships that look like DC-8s... still a bunch of sillyness imo
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                                      • Dirty F
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                                        • Jul 2001
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                                        #20
                                        Edit: Stupid example.

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                                        • Babaganoosh
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Nicky
                                          In other religions apparently some guy has turned water into wine and another guy split the sea in half to walk in the middle.

                                          Personaly I think scientology, christianity, budhism and whatever is all bullshit.

                                          To each his own though....
                                          I agree but Buddhism isn't a religion. There is no god, therefore no worship.
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                                          • Hollywood Horwitz
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                                            • Dec 2003
                                            • 4357

                                            #22
                                            anyone been to the Scientology center? It's worth the free visit and have them try to brain wash you into joining. Anyone in the LA area should go in and talk to them about what it's all about.
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                                            • Some Guy
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                                              #23
                                              Anybody who follows a religion that was created by a science fiction (key word here is "fiction") writer is a fucking retard.

                                              That simple.

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                                              • ADL Colin
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                                                • Feb 2001
                                                • 11929

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Brother Bilo
                                                No, I'm not defending the legitimacy of Christianity, I don't buy it either. I'm just saying that saying that our lives are determined by the experiences of an alien race that was brought to earth on spacecrafts that resemble DC-8's to be placed on all of the volcanoes on earth and then blown up by hydrogen bombs so their spirits can be released has to be the craziest thing I've ever heard.

                                                I'm the lone black sheep in my immediate family that doesn't buy into christianity, so I've heard the stories of the bible, and I agree, are rediculous, but nowhere near the level of Scientology.
                                                The Son of the one and only God is born to a Jewish girl who never had sex after an angel appeared to her and told her what would happen. This half man/half God (yes, Jesus) walked around in the hinterland of Judea for a while healing lepers, expelling demons from people, turning water into wine, multiplying food, walking on water and raising the dead. After a while he ventured into the big city where he was sold out for a few shekels of silver by one of those who had seen many of his miracles performed in person (the Son of GOD, mind you!).

                                                He was promptly nailed to a cross and buried in a cave where his body miraculously disappeared (kinda like Obi Wan in "Star Wars: A New Hope"). But wait! What really happened is that his soul departed his body and went up to be with his father - well, after appearing on Earth to a few more people anyway. Now he sits on the throne in Heaven next to his father who created the Universe in just six days. Of course he votes Republican and when not busy he speaks to George Bush and gives him instructions on how to run things down here.


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                                                • fuzzylogic
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                                                  I agree but Buddhism isn't a religion. There is no god, therefore no worship.
                                                  a religion does not need a god(s).

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                                                  • fuzzylogic
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                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                    • 4796

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Some Guy
                                                    Anybody who follows a religion that was created by a science fiction (key word here is "fiction") writer is a fucking retard.

                                                    That simple.
                                                    all religions are fiction and part myth.

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                                                    • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                      • 20368

                                                      #27
                                                      When will you motherfuckers learn? TOM CRUISE IS RIGHT.

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                                                      • D Ghost
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                                                        • May 2006
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                                                        #28
                                                        Hahahaha I went to church of Scientology in san francisco, it was creepy.

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                                                        • papill0n
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                                                          • Oct 2007
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Brother Bilo
                                                          No, I'm not defending the legitimacy of Christianity, I don't buy it either. I'm just saying that saying that our lives are determined by the experiences of an alien race that was brought to earth on spacecrafts that resemble DC-8's to be placed on all of the volcanoes on earth and then blown up by hydrogen bombs so their spirits can be released has to be the craziest thing I've ever heard.
                                                          Holy shit. Is that what Scientologists believe?

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                                                          • mike-al
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                                                            • Aug 2007
                                                            • 691

                                                            #30
                                                            Psychiatry and psychology are destructive and abusive practices.

                                                            I love that part, not a big fan of psychology and all that crap to get thru problems, but i totally understand why scientologists can hate it.. because they can all pick apart scientologists with the reasons "WHY", while the scientologists just sit there going.. "I KNOW" "I KNOW" know ya don't, you are tripping fool!
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                                                            • NinjaSteve
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                                                              • Dec 2003
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                                                              #31
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                                                              • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                                                • Jul 2006
                                                                • 20368

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by RageCash-Ben
                                                                Holy shit. Is that what Scientologists believe?
                                                                in a nutshell yes. the galactic warlord Xenu captured evil spirits and flew them over to earth, where he stuffed them in volcanoes near populated areas and blew them the fuck up, at which point they took up residence in the life forms surrounding said volcanoes (the humans!)

                                                                apparently modern scientologists don't tend to believe this anymore and the active support of this story was abolished in the late 80's. BUT THIS WAS L RON'S ORIGINAL STORY! Apparently it's cool to believe their cult/religion is still right adn all knowing even after the abolish the premise behind the entire belief system as a sham. keep in mind that before he was a successful prophet of xenu, he was a failed science fiction writer and inventor. the e-meter they use to read your thetan levels or whatever the fuck it is, well apparently l. ron applied for a patent for it when he stated it was a device for curing cancer or some ridiculous shit. the guy was schizophrenic, and many people criticized him as dangerous, schizo, and out to manipulate those in a weak mental state in the early days of scientology. which makes perfect sense as to why scientology sees psychiatry as an enemy and something to be discredited.

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                                                                • CybermedAndy
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by ADL Colin
                                                                  yeah it's hilarious. Just like Christianity.


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                                                                  • madfuck
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                                                                    • Oct 2004
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    and who the fuck cares??? I missed the joke... really

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                                                                    • wootpr0n
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Scientology is a joke.

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                                                                      • Fap
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by RedShoe
                                                                        am I missing the joke?
                                                                        scientology is the joke

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                                                                        • killermule
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          99% of religions are full bullshit.

                                                                          The only one half real is buddhism as it does not force anything on its believers. True enlightenment is how the holder persueds or it something like that lol.
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                                                                          • Some Guy
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by fuzzylogic
                                                                            all religions are fiction and part myth.
                                                                            That pretty much sums it up.

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                                                                            • quantum-x
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Look up Operation Snow White.
                                                                              The shit has to beread to be believed...
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                                                                              • fuzebox
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                http://www.xenu.net

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                                                                                • Brother Bilo
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by quantum-x
                                                                                  Look up Operation Snow White.
                                                                                  The shit has to beread to be believed...
                                                                                  Jesus, 5000 operatives infiltrating the government to steal documents that cast a bad light on Scientology and L Ron Hubbard. Wow, that's like some shit from Fight Club.

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                                                                                  • SayWhut
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    You think that's funny you should watch the South Park episode on it.

                                                                                    :P

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                                                                                    • Brother Bilo
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                                                                                      • 4193

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by SayWhut
                                                                                      You think that's funny you should watch the South Park episode on it.

                                                                                      :P
                                                                                      Oh I saw that. I think I was crying in a few spots, especially when they flashed across the bottom of the screen, "This is what Scientologist's actually believe". Oh man, I was dying.

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                                                                                      • Pleasurepays
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        how do you dump bodies into a volcano in hawaii 75 million years ago... when hawaii didn't exist 75 million years ago?

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                                                                                        • xmas13
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                                                                          how do you dump bodies into a volcano in hawaii 75 million years ago... when hawaii didn't exist 75 million years ago?
                                                                                          EDITED: Call the Ministry of Desinformation.
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                                                                                          • Brother Bilo
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                                                                            how do you dump bodies into a volcano in hawaii 75 million years ago... when hawaii didn't exist 75 million years ago?
                                                                                            There weren't even humans around in 75 million years ago, the whole thing is a crock of shit. Maybe the evil spirit thetans got trapped in the dinosaur bodies and that's why they were so agro.

                                                                                            Damn thetans, getting our nice gentle dinosaurs all riled up and extinct!! (Damn, we need an angry fist emoticon, would be perfect here)

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                                                                                            • SayWhut
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Brother Bilo
                                                                                              Oh I saw that. I think I was crying in a few spots, especially when they flashed across the bottom of the screen, "This is what Scientologist's actually believe". Oh man, I was dying.

                                                                                              Haha yup. Then Isaac Hayes who plays chef quit after that episode.



                                                                                              Then when they "brought" him back they used his old vocal files from previous episodes and ripped the piss out of him. Was funny ....

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