Drums are for no talent guys with small cocks:

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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682

    #1

    Drums are for no talent guys with small cocks:

    Like banging on fucking pots and pans and you are a "musician"?, WOWEE

    Rock in general is for small dick gay guys that enjoy rubbing up against eachother while pretending to like to devil and get head from fat girls with mohawks.

    i roll down the street in my tinted out lincoln blastin some deep bass roll up to a couple of hotties and 2 seconds later they ask for my # like they dialed 411 and requested a number to a BIG DICK MOFO.

    you see i give THEM my number so they can call me when they are ready to get some of this hard rod that will hit them like kryptonite and make them weak.

    And god knows if i had a blunt rolled up (i dont smoke anymore) id be looking real fresh and they would be tossing there thongs over like i was their pantry.

    me =
  • shermo

    #2
    ...Sounds like you're trying to attract the real classy ladies.

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    • munki
      Do Fun Shit.
      • Dec 2004
      • 13393

      #3

      I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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      • sicone
        Retired
        • Jan 2004
        • 18453

        #4
        What size rims you got on that Lincoln?

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        • ServerGenius
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2002
          • 9377

          #5
          Originally posted by sicone
          What size rims you got on that Lincoln?
          1" it's a toy car
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          • ServerGenius
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2002
            • 9377

            #6
            http://youtube.com/watch?v=AyRDDOpKaLM
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            • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
              (felis madjewicus)
              • Jul 2006
              • 20368

              #7
              /me shakes his head...


              Thank GOD I don't have to compete with MetaMan for my sleazy rockwhores...

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              • Malicious Biz
                So Fucking Banned
                • Mar 2005
                • 4575

                #8
                CANADIAN? WIGGER? LAME?

                I FUCKING KNEW IT!


                (spoilers below)











                META MAN IS J-ROCK!

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                • Casa Nova
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 2867

                  #9
                  you crack me up man lol

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                  • MetaMan
                    I AM WEB 2.0
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 28682

                    #10
                    Originally posted by sicone
                    What size rims you got on that Lincoln?
                    20" DAYTONS bruddah,

                    i ride low! imagine if you were in the car then we would be riding REAL LOW.

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                    • tony299
                      lurker
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 57021

                      #11
                      I dont think so.

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                      • pornask
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 6518

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ServerGenius

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                        • L-Pink
                          working on my tan
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 39151

                          #13
                          Quit picking on Ringo.

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                          • donkevlar
                            Confirmed User
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 4325

                            #14
                            You're in Calgary... wouldn't you have more luck in a huge raised chevy and snakeskin boots?
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                            • Otter
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 224

                              #15
                              Rockers ae a funny group that way

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