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  • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2001
    • 4751

    #1

    YOUR NEW NAME ...

    A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a young lady at the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks he decided to offer her a drink and make small talk. She accepted.

    "What's your name?" he asked her.

    "Carmen," she replied.

    "That's a nice name. Did your mother or father name you that?"

    "Neither. I changed my name when I was eighteen from Sharon to Carmen."

    "Why did you do that?" he asked.

    "Well," she explained, "I like men and I like cars, so that is how I got my name. What's your name?"

    "Beerpussy," the man replied

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    [This message has been edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=- (edited 07-04-2001).]
  • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2001
    • 4751

    #2
    Anybody heard a really good one lately ???
    Please share it with us ... laughter is the best cure-all known to man

    Now if I could just get it to wash my clothes and cook me meals !!! LMAO

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    • ElvisManson
      Looking California
      • Feb 2001
      • 5476

      #3
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      wants to be a cow = http://www.geocities.com/dairyfarm_g...farm_home.html

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      • Machine
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2001
        • 660

        #4
        Ok heres a really bad one.

        What does Snoop Doggy Dogg use to wash his clothes?

        BBLLEEEEAAACCHHH!!!

        (editors note - for the joke impaired, it rhymes with Biatch)

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        • christy
          Registered User
          • Jun 2001
          • 78

          #5
          ElvisManson: that chick has serious problems! why would anyone want to be a cow?!? thats really weird, I've never heard anything like that before
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          • RedShoe
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            • Feb 2001
            • 14831

            #6
            ElvisManson, that was gross. I don't want see that chick, or her crazy dairy cow fantasies again.

            err, by the way, do you guys run her niche site yet? If not why not? I already bought, "dairy-cow-bitches.com"

            Just waitin' for you to open her site...

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            • DragonAss
              Confirmed User
              • May 2001
              • 206

              #7
              Damn RedShoe... you beat me to it .

              I was thinking:
              cowgirl-milks-dallas.com

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              • xxxjay
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                • Aug 2002
                • 13482

                #8
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