Dolly Parton Looks Like a Mummy

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  • Bansheelinks
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    • Apr 2003
    • 6023

    #1

    Dolly Parton Looks Like a Mummy

    what ancient egyptian secrets went into her mummified look?

    ah.......more like she shares the same plastic surgeon as Joan Rivers

  • Babagirls
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    • Feb 2001
    • 18812

    #2
    its the colegne (sp?) in her lips that does it




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    • basschick
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      • Jan 2001
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      #3
      if she does, at least she's a mummy with BIG tits ;)
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      • pornguy
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        • Mar 2003
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        #4
        Do we have photos to go along with this complaint??
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        • Spunky
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          • Jun 2002
          • 133978

          #5
          I used to have a huge crush on her when I was growing up..mamacita

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          • Monique Niccole
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2002
            • 5653

            #6
            You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap! -- Dolly Parton

            I love her music though. "9 to 5" is a great song to play on a Monday morning.

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            • JFK
              FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
              • Jan 2002
              • 67369

              #7
              I saw her on a talk show in passing the other day she looked much worse there, if that is possibble. She is dieting so much, it makes her look like a fucking Scarecrow

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              • Matt 26z
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                • Apr 2002
                • 18481

                #8
                She looks like she could be Michael Jackson's sister.

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                • stev0
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                  • Aug 2003
                  • 6801

                  #9
                  she was just singing on the oscars, she's scary looking

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                  • FreeHugeMovies
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                    • Dec 2001
                    • 14141

                    #10
                    Has anyone ever seen a picture of her in a bikini or something naughty?

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                    • fatal attraction
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                      • Feb 2003
                      • 6522

                      #11
                      We need pictures

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                      • PixeLs
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                        • Jul 2005
                        • 11922

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Bansheelinks
                        what ancient egyptian secrets went into her mummified look?

                        ah.......more like she shares the same plastic surgeon as Joan Rivers

                        Well, I'm glad she still keep that tits alive and healthy.

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                        • bary
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                          • Jan 2005
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by basschick
                          if she does, at least she's a mummy with BIG tits ;)


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                          • BobG
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                            • Nov 2003
                            • 4274

                            #14
                            yeah that was fucking wierd to look at but,

                            I'd fuck'er

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                            • PussyTeenies
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                              • Feb 2005
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                              #15
                              useless w/o pics ;)
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                              • JFK
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                                • Jan 2002
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by fatal attraction
                                We need pictures
                                trust me , you dont want to see it

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                                • BobG
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                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 4274

                                  #17
                                  it was like the damnation of modern cosmetic surgery but,



                                  I'd fuck'er

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                                  • reynold
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                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 51271

                                    #18
                                    if she's a mummy then what do we call Cher?

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                                    • Violetta
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                                      • Jul 2004
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                                      #19
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                                      • Violetta
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                                        #20
                                        M&A Queen

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                                        • BobG
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                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 4274

                                          #21
                                          for some reason her performance at tonights grammys reminded me of the movie "Mars Attacks"

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                                            • GatorB
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                                              • Oct 2001
                                              • 18208

                                              #23
                                              She is 60 you know. You expect her to look 30?

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                                              • Tino
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                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 101

                                                #24
                                                She was awfull.. to much plastic
                                                Here is a picture from the Oscars..

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                                                • FlogTheLog
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                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                  • 3842

                                                  #25
                                                  i would still hit it

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                                                  • je_rome
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                                                    • Jul 2005
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                                                    #26
                                                    she is old yet hot as ever!
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                                                    • reed_4
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                                                      • Jul 2005
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                                                      #27
                                                      I am not suprised because she is already 60 years old.

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                                                      • Tino
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                                                        • Jul 2004
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                                                        #28
                                                        Dolly Parton form the Oscars 06

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                                                        • fl_prn_str
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                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                          • 5736

                                                          #29
                                                          i would still bang her

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                                                          • KRL
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                                                            • Oct 2002
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by fl_prn_str
                                                            i would still bang her
                                                            I would too. I think she looks great for her age.
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                                                            • Rui
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                                                              #31
                                                              Fucking Horrible....

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                                                              • Paparazzi
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by flogthelog
                                                                i would still hit it
                                                                same here

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                                                                • Nicky
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                                                                  • Mar 2003
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Id bang her, but only for the status

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                                                                  • andrej_NDC
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                                                                    • May 2004
                                                                    • 7760

                                                                    #34
                                                                    she looks gorgeous for her age...women at her age look like this

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                                                                    • PussyTeenies
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                                                                      #35
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                                                                      • Holly
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                                                                        • Jun 2003
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        One of my friends actually called me on the phone screaming, "Turn the Oscars on- Dolly Parton is on stage!!!"

                                                                        I couldn't figure out why she gave two shits about Dolly Parton until I saw her. Her kidneys must be the size of peanuts and her stomach the size of a mothball, because there is no way normal human organs could fit in the width of her abdomen/waist/hips.
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                                                                        • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                          • 40077

                                                                          #37
                                                                          She really wasn't looking well when you saw her closeup. How old is she? It crossed my mind that maybe there are health problems which would be sad. I like Dolly. Plus she was the only one singing last night that didn't need a huge ass set.

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                                                                          • FreeHugeMovies
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                                                                            #38
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                                                                            • Violetta
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by andrej_NDC
                                                                              she looks gorgeous for her age...women at her age look like this

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                                                                              • Big Red Machine
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                                                                                • Jan 2005
                                                                                • 9586

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Dam she's starting to look like Skeletor
                                                                                But I'd Still Hit it for my childhood crush on her
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                                                                                • MacDaddyPlaya
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                                                                                  • Nov 2004
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I'd still hit it!
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