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  • LoriAnderson
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    • Feb 2003
    • 1713

    #1

    Joke of the Night :)

    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

    "Listen, this guy's an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

    To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
    Luv Lori xoxo


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  • Spunky
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    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    Har har...damn those homos

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    • blowme_DL
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      • Jan 2006
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      #3
      LOL

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      • Eriic
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        • Jan 2008
        • 2995

        #4
        What? you are a disgusting pervert. Please never contact me or anyone else on the net or off the net for that matter ever again!

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        • SpeedWacker
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          • Jan 2008
          • 196

          #5
          Always looking for the Petroleum based lubricants. Funny Joke.
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          • papill0n
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            • Oct 2007
            • 15547

            #6
            lol that was great Lori

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            • 2012
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              • Jul 2006
              • 17189

              #7
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              • florin
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                • Sep 2007
                • 911

                #8
                lol Nice..

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                • Satan
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                  • Jun 2005
                  • 1626

                  #9
                  OLD come on lori find new ones
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                  • Elixir
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                    • May 2006
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                    #10
                    hahahhaha LOL LOL LOL
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                    • Vick!
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                      • Nov 2005
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                      #11
                      thats funny for sure ...
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                      • Scott McD
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                        • Nov 2002
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                        #12
                        Oops...


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                        • irinasp
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                          • Apr 2007
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                          #13
                          LoL))))))))) good one

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                          • G-Rotica
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                            • Aug 2005
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                            #14

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                            • sniperwolf
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                              • Mar 2005
                              • 17743

                              #15
                              hahaha Good one!
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                              • carol.prime
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                                • Jul 2006
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                                #16
                                great joke Lori.
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                                • Brother Bilo
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                                  • Jun 2007
                                  • 4193

                                  #17
                                  Man, I bet he won't shit right for a week.

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                                  • Ice
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                                    • Nov 2002
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                                    #18
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                                    • pornguy
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                                      • Mar 2003
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                                      #19
                                      Hahahahha.

                                      good one
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                                      • shekinah
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                                        • May 2006
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                                        #20
                                        oldie but goodie

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                                        • _Richard_
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                                          • Oct 2006
                                          • 30989

                                          #21
                                          hahaha always a good one

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