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  • the content guy
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2007
    • 694

    #1

    Gynecologist's Assistant Job

    A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida , and
    sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he
    goes to learn more -

    "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy
    behind the desk.

    The Job Center man sorts through his files and replies - "Oh yes here it is:

    The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.

    You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully
    wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently
    shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready
    for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000,
    but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620
    miles from here."

    "Oh why, is that where the job is?"

    "No sir - that's where the end of the line is!"
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  • pornguy
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    • Mar 2003
    • 62912

    #2
    Ha. Im the last one in line. No wait. 3 more guys just got here
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    • adonthenet
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      • Feb 2005
      • 16753

      #3
      lol like this one

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      • Scott McD
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        • Nov 2002
        • 67798

        #4
        Hehehe, pretty good !!


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        • D
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          • Jan 2006
          • 7412

          #5
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          • florin
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            • Sep 2007
            • 911

            #6
            lol.. nice!

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            • Brother Bilo
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2007
              • 4193

              #7
              Don't most male gynecologists end up gay from looking at too many fucked up vaginas? Holy shit, everyone on this board is subjected to looking at fucked up vaginas all the time too. If I end up gay, I'm blaming GFY!!

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              • salesman
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                • Mar 2003
                • 1534

                #8
                no, too late, you are gay already

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                • Violetta
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                  • Jul 2004
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                  #9
                  hahahahahah... fucking good one!
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                  • u-Bob
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                    • Jul 2005
                    • 33063

                    #10
                    hehe

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                    • BaldBishop
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                      • Jul 2005
                      • 2115

                      #11

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                      • _Richard_
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                        • Oct 2006
                        • 30991

                        #12
                        good one.. gotta say tho, not a job i'd take lol

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                        • tony299
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                          • Aug 2002
                          • 57021

                          #13
                          very funny good one.

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                          • Nicolas
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                            • Aug 2006
                            • 1497

                            #14
                            hehe


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                            • ridikuloz
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                              • Jun 2005
                              • 2080

                              #15
                              I don't know why anyone would want this job. most of the women that go there have something wrong with their vaginas.
                              Each persons' level of stupidity makes us different.

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                              • the content guy
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                                • Dec 2007
                                • 694

                                #16
                                Ridikuloz, You Just Killed This Fucking Thread! That Was Sick!
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                                • Farang
                                  one sick puppy
                                  • Oct 2004
                                  • 11715

                                  #17
                                  fbm

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                                  • OzMan
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Sep 2003
                                    • 9162

                                    #18
                                    yeah sounds good in theory until you realize that most women are there because something is wrong and only 1% are hot women getting their annual pap smear so unless you wanna look at and smell yellowish/green discharge all day or help remove tampons that have been stuck up there for two months...

                                    I had a friend who used to dry retch pretty much daily with what she would see and smell in an ob/gyn office
                                    Last edited by OzMan; 01-14-2008, 03:59 PM.

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                                    • the content guy
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2007
                                      • 694

                                      #19
                                      WTF?!?
                                      You post a fucking joke and people start posting analytical replies on why this job would not be so good and what diseases a gynecologist has to deal with. GUESS WHAT? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!.... It was a joke! IT'S NOT REAL!!! It didn't happen!!!
                                      Why the fuck do I do this to myself????????????????????????
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                                      • JP513
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2007
                                        • 1914

                                        #20
                                        I would NEVER want that job. I prefer to keep the vaginas in my life clean and unclinical.
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                                        • Spunky
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                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 133986

                                          #21
                                          Heh heh that made me chuckle

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                                          • Cash
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                                            • Feb 2002
                                            • 20825

                                            #22
                                            Gyno work doesn't mean just looking at lovely healthy pussies, but to diseases with smells ... not a good job ...
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                                            • collegeboobies
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 3644

                                              #23
                                              Hey I dont see the line over here?

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                                              • minddust
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                                                • Feb 2005
                                                • 2438

                                                #24
                                                it's basically a "searching cunt for living" type of work

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                                                • woj
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • blowme_DL
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                                                    • Jan 2006
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                                                    #26
                                                    hahahaah LOL

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