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A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, ?What man here will buy a lady a drink??
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, ?Give the ballerina a drink!?
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, ?What man here will buy a lady a drink?? Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, ?Give the ballerina another drink!?
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, ?I say, old chap, it?s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina???
?As far as I?m concerned?, the drunk replied, ?any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!?
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Here's another one:
Jimmy was going off to college, and his parents helped the freshman move into his dorm. Later, as he and his folks walked around campus, Jimmy?s father couldn?t keep his eyes off all the beautiful coeds. Noticing that many of the babes were wearing low-rise jeans and thong underwear, the dad remarked, ?Fashions sure have changed since I was in school.?
?How?s that, Pop?? Jimmy asked.
?When I was your age,? the father replied, ?you had to move a girl?s panties to see her ass. Now you have to move her ass to see the pantiesComment
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Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways.
The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before. The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, ?I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks.?
The second said, ?You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don?t even have insurance!?
The third proclaimed, ?Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!?
The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first girl spoke out again, ?Listen girls, I don?t think you understand. Chunks is my dog.?
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Originally posted by lakroze
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An elderly couple were driving across the country.
The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.
The officer said, hahaha8220;Mahahaha8217;am did you know you were speeding?hahaha8221;
The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, hahaha8220;What did he say?hahaha8221;
The old man yells, hahaha8220;He says you were speeding!hahaha8221;
The patrolman says, hahaha8220;May I see your license?hahaha8221;
The woman turns to her husband and asks again, hahaha8220;What did he say?hahaha8221;
The old man yells, hahaha8220;He wants to see your license!hahaha8221;
The woman gave the officer her license.
The patrolman says, hahaha8220;I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman Ihahaha8217;ve ever seen.hahaha8221;
The woman turned to her husband and asked, hahaha8220;What did he say?hahaha8221;
And the old man yells, hahaha8220;He said he knows you!hahaha8221;Comment
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A man was having problems with premature ejaculation and it was effecting his marriage.
So, he decided to go to the doctor and asked what he could do about his problem.
He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.
The doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself."
On the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He's so horny and keen to try out his new 'system' that he doesn't think twice and leaps on board.
After a few minutes of slap and tickle, they find themselves in the '69' position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to cum. Following the doctors orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"
"Just great, asshole... when I fired the pistol my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my dick and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!"
Now, lets get those $100 signups!Comment
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Some of these jokes are quite funny.
I added a couple to my listComment
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nice jokes - hey mikey what program is that bathing pic from?Comment
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Hell yea, that's what I meant by go wash that thing.Originally posted by sweethotkaylaI'm still making money with Mayor's Money, Pimproll & jaYMan Cash . Thunder-Ball.net - Member
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It's from a set I bought 5 or 6 years ago. I don't know what program may also have it.Originally posted by sweethotkayla
edit: bought Sep 2000.Comment
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great jokes :D :D :Dregards!
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I have a bathing blog that would go awsome! I just love chicks in baths, bubbles, showers...esshComment
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That sounds interesting...Originally posted by sweethotkayla
Care to share that link?Comment
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Leaving, back for more tomorrow.Comment
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hmm i donno how interesting it will be lol - just girls in baths, hoping to find some exclusive content soon and get the domain name bathingbabes.com if it ever becomes avail.. http://bathingbabes.thumblogger.comComment
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good night...
I'm going to bed
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less than 100 to go for the next prize!Comment
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bump for you!Comment
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noyce --
tada!Comment
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I already replyed to you there ;)Originally posted by mikeydddddComment
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Back atchya.Originally posted by pornpf69Comment
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90 to go
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another bump from wwwzzzcom
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replyed once again...later I will give you a few more link....most of the CCbill sponsors have that option enable on their sites...but I am too tired to do the search right now...Originally posted by mikeydddddComment
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Damn, I just realized that I have been displaying the old Pussy Cash banner. I don't have enough time to do everything I need.
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bump bump bumpregards!
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No shit, this is going WAY TOO slowOriginally posted by geckoI'm still making money with Mayor's Money, Pimproll & jaYMan Cash . Thunder-Ball.net - Member
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bump for all.
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Originally posted by Spunky
is all you got for that post
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I love new pages means we are close to the money
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I am here.Comment
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DO it today. Comment
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This bitch is moving too slow for me. I'm calling it a nite. Good luck.I'm still making money with Mayor's Money, Pimproll & jaYMan Cash . Thunder-Ball.net - Member
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