Not that I, or you, should be overly concerned about yet another disappearance of an attractive blonde that - not coincidentally - has turned into a media frenzy ...
Let's see:
Pregnant
Suspicious bank activity
Car found at bus station
Hmm ... sounds like pre-birth jitters and all this time she's been in a motel contemplating the upcoming book deal she'll get now that she's a celebrity. And the media will yet again be embarrassed about smothering this story like it was the second coming of Christ...
There, now I feel better
