I am going to commit SUICIDE in 30 minutes

**Spunky** · 03-02-2006, 05:44 PM

Snort an ounce a blow,fuck a hooker and dive off the tallest building in your city

**KRL** · 03-02-2006, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by n0fx

my life sucks, i gonna kill myself, whats the best way?

**Babagirls** · 03-02-2006, 05:44 PM

car running while parked in the garage. make sure no one will interupt you and stop it, you'll be a vegtable.

btw, whats wrong?

**Zarathustra** · 03-02-2006, 05:45 PM

prolly how Michael Hutchinson did

**Harmon** · 03-02-2006, 05:45 PM

um.. what happened to your myspace idea?

**tony286** · 03-02-2006, 05:45 PM

life is better

**Persignup Dustin** · 03-02-2006, 05:45 PM

This shit better not hit the national news...and I find out my ass was in a message board with a suicidal mofo and didnt take it seriously...

**Phoenix** · 03-02-2006, 05:46 PM

watch some tv instead

**RRRED** · 03-02-2006, 05:47 PM

Originally posted by Babagirls

car running while parked in the garage. make sure no one will interupt you and stop it, you'll be a vegtable.

btw, whats wrong?

Yeah and do like they did in that movie.... cut the tube off your vacuum cleaner and put it over the exhaust and the other end straight into the trunk

I'm of course hoping you're joking or I wouldn't say that.... girl troubles?

**Juicy D. Links** · 03-02-2006, 05:48 PM

Dont be sad!!!!!!!!!!!! BE HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYY

**Persignup Dustin** · 03-02-2006, 05:49 PM

Nice tat Juice....

I guessed that, didnt I?!?!?! I can get that fleshlight, right?!?!?!?!?!?

**aico** · 03-02-2006, 05:49 PM

Take a shit load of sleeping pills and tape a plastic bag over your head.

**BusterBunny** · 03-02-2006, 05:49 PM

another usless without pics thread......

**Juicy D. Links** · 03-02-2006, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by Persignup Dustin

Nice tat Juice....

I guessed that, didnt I?!?!?! I can get that fleshlight, right?!?!?!?!?!?

thx yo Scroto won

**Harmon** · 03-02-2006, 05:50 PM

**Spunky** · 03-02-2006, 05:51 PM

Laydown on some railroad tracks and wait

**MrIzzz** · 03-02-2006, 05:51 PM

duuuuuuuuuuuuude make sure you tivo it

**Harmon** · 03-02-2006, 05:51 PM

**Persignup Dustin** · 03-02-2006, 05:52 PM

So wait you're still living, right????

**Juicy D. Links** · 03-02-2006, 05:54 PM

Originally posted by MrIzzz

duuuuuuuuuuuuude make sure you tivo it

Izzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

**Spunky** · 03-02-2006, 05:57 PM

Go to a basketball game in a kkk outfit

**n0fx** · 03-02-2006, 05:57 PM

seriously i cant take it anymore , i made good money - $10-15k per month not bad for a guy who barely finished high skool

recently ive been far and far more miserable
just drugs,and webmaster boards
no friend, no girl, no love, even no sex unless i pay for a hooker
seriousl, this is killin me !!!

never been this depressed

**Harmon** · 03-02-2006, 05:58 PM

Originally posted by n0fx

seriously i cant take it anymore , i made good money - $10-15k per month not bad for a guy who barely finished high skool

recently ive been far and far more miserable
just drugs,and webmaster boards
no friend, no girl, no love, even no sex unless i pay for a hooker
seriousl, this is killin me !!!

never been this depressed

**fuzebox** · 03-02-2006, 05:59 PM

Originally posted by KRL

Had me laughing out loud for several minutes.

**bary** · 03-02-2006, 05:59 PM

last news on cnn "a guy has commit SUICIDE after a short visit on www.gofuckyourself.com"

**fuzebox** · 03-02-2006, 05:59 PM

n0fx
Registered User

Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 5

**LVNJonah** · 03-02-2006, 06:00 PM

Laugh

Originally posted by n0fx

my life sucks, i gonna kill myself, whats the best way?

Hit me up on icq.. I'll tell you a Really funny joke I heard today, and you'll feel better.

308760278

**bary** · 03-02-2006, 06:02 PM

write in testament :i leave my 10-15k/month to bary from gfy

**u-Bob** · 03-02-2006, 06:03 PM

got a live feed?

**extreme** · 03-02-2006, 06:03 PM

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=582274 will cheer you up

**Persignup Dustin** · 03-02-2006, 06:06 PM

Dude hop on Myspace...find a chick. You work at it you'll strike gold, I promise!

**polish_aristocrat** · 03-02-2006, 06:07 PM

are we there yet ?

**aico** · 03-02-2006, 06:08 PM

1-800-suicide will help ya out.

**BusterBunny** · 03-02-2006, 06:09 PM

**websiex** · 03-02-2006, 06:10 PM

Yeah so I went to the supermarket today.. and I guess the manager was pissed off or something cuz a sign said "Take cabbage off of top or heads will roll."

**-Turk-** · 03-02-2006, 06:10 PM

where you at man .. i'll send yah a pre-paid hooker.

**GatorB** · 03-02-2006, 06:11 PM

Are you dead yet?

**u-Bob** · 03-02-2006, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by BusterBunny

and a small car!

**HDADULT** · 03-02-2006, 06:15 PM

I think posting on a board that your going to kill yourself warrents a tracking of your IP and a visit by the authorities. is it not illegal?
you need help for real.

**Web Lass** · 03-02-2006, 06:16 PM

Dude... if you need help or just need someone to talk to and you don't know where to go... here are some sources:

The Trevor Helpline: 866-488-7386 -- national 24-hour toll-free hotline
Covenant House Nineline: 800-999-9999 -- for any kind of crisis
Crisis Help Line: 800-233-4357 -- for any kind of crisis
24-Hour Crisis Line: 866-4CRISIS -- for any kind of crisis
National Youth Crisis Hotline: 800-448-4663
National Youth Suicide Hotline: 800-621-4000
Sanctuary Crisis Line: 800-548-5222
National Drug Abuse Hotline: 800-662-4357
Sexual Assault Crisis Line: 800-643-6250
National Domestic Violence Hotline: 800-799-7233

**american pervert** · 03-02-2006, 06:17 PM

make sure you use a gun and stick it in your mouth

good luck!!

**NoCarrier** · 03-02-2006, 06:18 PM

Do a drug overdose in a chat room and brag about it.

n0fx is a gangsta.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandon_Vedas

"Brandon Carl Vedas (known as ripper on IRC) (April 21, 1981 - January 12, 2003) was a member of the Shroomery.org community who died of a prescription drug overdose while chatting in an IRC channel, broadcasting images of himself live via a webcam. His death led to considerable debate about the responsibilities and roles of online communities in life-threatening situations."

Total Consumption :

110mg of Inderal
80mg of ritalin
8mg of Klonopin
320mg of methadone
120mg of Restoril
400mcg LSD
800mg equivalent of oxy-contin
2g mesc
100mg 5Meo DMT
8 grams of mushrooms
an unspecified amount of 151-proof rum
1.5g of high-grade cannabis (referred to in the chat as "kind buds")
4g of 'mersh' (a euphemism for 'commercial grade', or lower-quality cannabis).
In total, over 1800mg of prescription drugs.

**mikeyddddd** · 03-02-2006, 06:20 PM

Originally posted by n0fx

even no sex unless i pay for a hooker

Hookers are good. Just don't fuck the same one all the time. Switch it up and see if you feel better. If you don't, then go ahead and do what you want.

**BusterBunny** · 03-02-2006, 06:21 PM

Originally posted by u-Bob

and a small car!

nice but never forget a suicide thread is never complete without some cute cuddly kittens...

**Bluewire Ross** · 03-02-2006, 06:22 PM

GFY drama presents.....

**pussyluver** · 03-02-2006, 06:25 PM

Try a tranny? Maybe a change of pace?

**p1mpdogg** · 03-02-2006, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by KRL

have TDF eat you?

**pussyluver** · 03-02-2006, 06:26 PM

Post something so we know you wern't serious!!

**american pervert** · 03-02-2006, 06:28 PM

hold your head up high and blow your brains out!!!

I am going to commit SUICIDE in 30 minutes

I am going to commit SUICIDE in 30 minutes

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