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This thread brings an old joke to mind...
There was this 15 yr old kid who wanted to get laid so he goes to the local brothel.
The madam sees how young he is and asks him how much money he has.
"Ten bucks" he says.
"For that you can go out back and have the hole in the oak tree"
So the kid goes out back for a while, then leaves.
This goes on for 3 years, until the day he turns 18. Then the madam finally lets him have a girl.
He heads upstairs for the first time, but 5 minutes later the madam hears horrible screaming coming from the room.
She runs upstairs, opens the door and sees the kid jamming a broomhandle into the girl's pussy hole.
She yells "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!!"
He says "I'm checking for squirrels."
:D
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