PussyCash extends the madness? $100 for EVERY ImLive sign-up!thread is worth $8000!

**Homer** · 03-02-2006, 10:49 AM

nice joke, Adam

**RayBonga** · 03-02-2006, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by King Adam

Ok ... since pretty much no one here has anything to say worth reading, I'll add a little something. At least its a good laugh .....

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

**cool1** · 03-02-2006, 10:57 AM

Originally posted by CDSmith

Well, out I go to shovel a few inches of snow. :D

I had to shovel that shit too.
It truely sucked.
And I hate to say it, but I think we will get some more in the next 2 weeks maybe a lot more.

**Pendo** · 03-02-2006, 11:03 AM

pussy cash rocks!

**RayBonga** · 03-02-2006, 11:03 AM

We got a bit of snow here too, didn't happen since 1957.

**scrm** · 03-02-2006, 11:05 AM

its bump time ;)
PussyCash is great..

**Pendo** · 03-02-2006, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by King Adam

Ok ... since pretty much no one here has anything to say worth reading, I'll add a little something. At least its a good laugh .....

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

lol, that's a good one

**scrm** · 03-02-2006, 11:15 AM

great joke ;)

**Pendo** · 03-02-2006, 11:21 AM

getting to 469...

**tradermcduck** · 03-02-2006, 11:24 AM

Another bump for PussyCash

**RayBonga** · 03-02-2006, 11:25 AM

Originally posted by scrm

great joke ;)

Here's another one:

My wife left me... I don't understand. After our last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses. I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up, but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back.

**Pendo** · 03-02-2006, 11:30 AM

good one Ray

**Pendo** · 03-02-2006, 11:31 AM

good one Ray

**RayBonga** · 03-02-2006, 11:33 AM

I'm leaving for a couple of hours, hope to have missed some prizes when I came back

**spideriux** · 03-02-2006, 11:33 AM

I'm back

**scrm** · 03-02-2006, 11:36 AM

nice joke

**beta-tester** · 03-02-2006, 11:36 AM

so, wanna get to 469?

**Pendo** · 03-02-2006, 11:37 AM

great contest pussycash

**spideriux** · 03-02-2006, 11:39 AM

who's here now ?

**spideriux** · 03-02-2006, 11:40 AM

keep posting guys ;)

**spideriux** · 03-02-2006, 11:43 AM

469 is coming very soon

**Pendo** · 03-02-2006, 11:53 AM

bump for pussycash

**scrm** · 03-02-2006, 11:53 AM

bump for now

**spideriux** · 03-02-2006, 12:11 PM

thanks for the bumps

**scrm** · 03-02-2006, 12:13 PM

buuuuump

**spideriux** · 03-02-2006, 12:28 PM

I'm still here

**AmigoPorn** · 03-02-2006, 12:32 PM

Bump for the great payout

**Manowar** · 03-02-2006, 12:32 PM

cool stuff

**scrm** · 03-02-2006, 12:39 PM

bump for PussyCash

**beta-tester** · 03-02-2006, 12:56 PM

come on baby let's go pary :D

**spideriux** · 03-02-2006, 12:57 PM

and bump from me

**scrm** · 03-02-2006, 01:13 PM

another bump

**spideriux** · 03-02-2006, 01:14 PM

let's post faster

**spideriux** · 03-02-2006, 01:19 PM

new and fresh page is coming soon

**tradermcduck** · 03-02-2006, 01:29 PM

Another bump for PussyCash

**RayBonga** · 03-02-2006, 01:49 PM

Back for a little while, I'll make some posts.

**spideriux** · 03-02-2006, 01:51 PM

I'll be abck tomorrow ;)

**RayBonga** · 03-02-2006, 02:02 PM

Another joke and I'm done for today, I'll post some more tomorrow.

It is not too often that you hear a joke about blond guys, but it is about
time that we have some equality between genders !

Two blond guys were working for the city's Works Department. One would
dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then
moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one
guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but could not understand
what they were doing, so he asked the hole-digger, "I'm impressed by the
effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it - why do you
dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole-digger wipe d his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably
looks odd because we're normally a three-man team. But today the guy
who plants the trees called in sick."

**spideriux** · 03-02-2006, 02:05 PM

bye bye everyone

**woj** · 03-02-2006, 02:07 PM

why is this going so slow?

**Nick81** · 03-02-2006, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by woj

why is this going so slow?

Maybe cose its far away from prize post?

**scrm** · 03-02-2006, 02:26 PM

bump for PussyCash

**djroof** · 03-02-2006, 02:34 PM

Aloha folks! I am back!

**scrm** · 03-02-2006, 02:42 PM

Nice

bump

**AmigoPorn** · 03-02-2006, 02:55 PM

We need some speed.

**sweethotkayla** · 03-02-2006, 02:59 PM

good morning everyone!

**scrm** · 03-02-2006, 03:08 PM

hello all

**nosey** · 03-02-2006, 03:10 PM

speed bump

**scrm** · 03-02-2006, 03:20 PM

hehe bump

**chuckNC** · 03-02-2006, 03:21 PM

new page coming

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