Funny ToyBoy Stories from the Pirate Cruise
Well I left out the Hooker part cause there must be a Whore Union down there and they wanted a $ for Nothing.
Anyway the whores were supposed to ride the Sybian...cause they weren't doing anything else. So a Condom was put on the dildo of the Sybian. 1 girl sucked on it (I was VEERY Tempted to turn it on...LOL)
So after that it just sat there. So all of a sudden ToyBoy looks at me says "WATCH THIS"(add Australian Accent). He takes the Condom off starts playing with it. Stretching it over his hands....I'm thinking nothing of this. Low and Behold TB starts stretching it over his head, and he has a KegHead bigger than mine. Then he starts blowing it up with his Nose. The condom is blowing up like a baloon over his head then, a big snot comes outta his nose looks like a load in the condom....lol. This doesn't stop him he keeps blowing it up and ...........BAM the condom Breaks snapping on his Head
It was one of the funniest things I ever witnessed
(JFK if you have a pic I'm sure it will help with the visual)
Anyway the whores were supposed to ride the Sybian...cause they weren't doing anything else. So a Condom was put on the dildo of the Sybian. 1 girl sucked on it (I was VEERY Tempted to turn it on...LOL)
So after that it just sat there. So all of a sudden ToyBoy looks at me says "WATCH THIS"(add Australian Accent). He takes the Condom off starts playing with it. Stretching it over his hands....I'm thinking nothing of this. Low and Behold TB starts stretching it over his head, and he has a KegHead bigger than mine. Then he starts blowing it up with his Nose. The condom is blowing up like a baloon over his head then, a big snot comes outta his nose looks like a load in the condom....lol. This doesn't stop him he keeps blowing it up and ...........BAM the condom Breaks snapping on his Head
It was one of the funniest things I ever witnessed
(JFK if you have a pic I'm sure it will help with the visual)
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