When it comes time to cut the cake at the reception, the guy should take the knife and start stabbing it through the heart shouting "YOU SLUT! YOU SLUT! YOU FUCKED MY BROTHER?!", then let out a ninja howl and decapitate the thing. You know, just to make the next holidays fun.
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She must be a real bitch to not include him in the design.
Yeah... seems to be a trend.
My gal and I went to a wedding a year or so ago, and, right before the bride and groom left, the bride yelled out "Thanks for coming to _My_ Wedding!"
Friends of the groom, we both just looked at each other, thinking, "We're pretty sure the groom has something to do with this thing, too."
Oh well... they say it's her day... and, involved with the preliminaries of planning my own right now, I can attest to the fact that's pretty much the case.... no matter how much they try and include you.
I mean, I'd be happy with a Drive-through rubber stamp dealio involving a guy dressed up like Elvis.
Women are nuts when it comes to weddings I have learned. Seen a bunch of them go through the process and they turn into different people until the day is done.
Oh well... they say it's her day... and, involved with the preliminaries of planning my own right now, I can attest to the fact that's pretty much the case.... no matter how much they try and include you.
I mean, I'd be happy with a Drive-through rubber stamp dealio involving a guy dressed up like Elvis.
Since my ex moved to Cabo I have had to step up in her place for our daughter's wedding. It is an interesting perspective to be sure.
When it comes time to cut the cake at the reception, the guy should take the knife and start stabbing it through the heart shouting "YOU SLUT! YOU SLUT! YOU FUCKED MY BROTHER?!", then let out a ninja howl and decapitate the thing. You know, just to make the next holidays fun.
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