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  • design.guru.guy
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2007
    • 107

    #1

    Must Sell Design Work/Toons for great justice {pics}



    Will this work?
  • design.guru.guy
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2007
    • 107

    #2
    Yesssssss



    FINALLY, well like I said I'm a compu sci student super poor no beer 4.0 gpa I can program in C# but I don't know how to make a website. Anyways the chick at the top took about 16 hours and 130 layers in Flash. Yeah I know some other program might have been easier but I just aced a flash class and am really used to it so there. Anyways I will sell either bitch dirt cheap and would love a job or a contract to make you one/many or a logo or ANY DAMN THING all I do is go to school, make porn w/ my gf in prep for the day that I'll learn to make a website and design the shit outta some hot bitches in flash. So if anybody wants ANY KINDA DESIGN work or C# programming or 18 year old fingering her ass on cam vids, hit me up! We need spam! Like the stuff that actually comes in a can. It's that bad. Were in fucking Virginia!

    -J

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    • Oracle Porn
      Affiliate
      • Oct 2002
      • 24433

      #3
      4.0 gpa and u dont know how to make a website and no beer money?
      god damn thank god I dropped out


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      • Oracle Porn
        Affiliate
        • Oct 2002
        • 24433

        #4
        p.s. 4.0 gpa and no contact info?


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        • design.guru.guy
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2007
          • 107

          #5
          wow I feel stupid

          [email protected]

          and no so far I've taken C#, java, flash and the required math up to calc, nobody has gone over how the hell to publish a site from a to z but I've pulled off some pretty hot shit within swf's. I had a slot to take dreamweaver last semester but programmer pops said it was for amateurs, I guess he thinks I'll just figure it out from doing windows apps in visual studio or something...

          - - - - - Beginning of Credit Record - - - - -

          2007 Fall

          Program : Curricular

          Plan : Computer Programmer CSC Major

          ITD 195 Flash 3.00 3.00 A 12.000

          ITE 100 Intro to Information Systems 3.00 3.00 A 12.000

          ITP 120 Java Programming I 4.00 4.00 A 16.000

          ITP 136 C# Programming I 4.00 4.00 A 16.000

          Good Standing

          President's Honor Roll



          2008 Sprng

          Program : Curricular

          Plan : Computer Programmer CSC Major

          CSC 210 Programming With C++ 4.00

          ITD 130 Database Fundamentals 4.00

          ITP 244 ASP.NET Server Side Prog 4.00

          ITP 251 Systems Analysis & Design 3.00

          Credit Career Totals

          CUM GPA : 4.000 CUM TOTALS : 14.00 32.00 56.000

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          • DocYall
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2006
            • 149

            #6
            How about some pics or screen caps of your video footage? It's difficult to consider buying clips without samples.

            ICQ: 334973290

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            • design.guru.guy
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2007
              • 107

              #7
              her ya'll go







              take about any offers right now, we're trying to get an appt together

              [email protected]

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              • design.guru.guy
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2007
                • 107

                #8
                bububump

                c'mon now don't let this get lost in the boards somebody at least comment on the toons, what do you think?

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                • design.guru.guy
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 107

                  #9
                  self bump

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                  • design.guru.guy
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 107

                    #10
                    Somebody comment please

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                    • v4 media
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 2934

                      #11
                      Originally posted by design.guru.guy
                      Somebody comment please
                      Learn to post big fucking samples.

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                      • spacedog
                        Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 14149

                        #12
                        Originally posted by design.guru.guy
                        Somebody comment please
                        Why don't you have your girl suck your cock while you film it.. then set camera on tripod & fuck her brains out..

                        do this one hour a day for a week & you get $2000!!!

                        Sell Your Sex Tape... fucking wicked easy $2000


                        If you're not up to it, I'll fly down & fuck your girl while you film it

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                        • design.guru.guy
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 107

                          #13
                          Sweet, thanks! I'll def look into that. And hey man a months rent is a months rent, lol. J/k...I don't think she is ready for that...I need to ease her into the biz, lol. And how the hell to I post big pic samples?

                          Thanks for commenting!

                          -J

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                          • design.guru.guy
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 107

                            #14
                            babump...nobody interested in some solo vids of her or a custom toon?

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                            • mrwilson
                              mrwilson 2.0
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 5122

                              #15
                              To post bigger pictures, just post a link so they open in a new page?

                              Or use an upload site such as imagebeaver.com (they allow adult images)

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                              • design.guru.guy
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 107

                                #16
                                thanks for the tip

                                I'll try out image beaver

                                http://www.imgtank.com/thumb-7811.jpg

                                http://www.imgtank.com/showpic-7812.jpg

                                http://www.imgtank.com/showpic-7813.jpg

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                                • design.guru.guy
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2007
                                  • 107

                                  #17
                                  looks like the top one is not working

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                                  • ChargebackJoe
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2006
                                    • 356

                                    #18
                                    As an increasings number of computer science jobs are being outsourced to India, diversification into break and mortar mainstream is imperative.
                                    Buy PPC Traffic

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                                    • design.guru.guy
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2007
                                      • 107

                                      #19
                                      You mean brick and mortar right? And yeah, we have to deal with india...but what else is there? If your a tech-geek and porn addict...there is only one path, lol.

                                      -J

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                                      • design.guru.guy
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2007
                                        • 107

                                        #20
                                        bu

                                        bumptybump

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                                        • Chef86
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 2930

                                          #21
                                          Good luck

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