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  • Barefootsies
    Choice is an Illusion
    • Feb 2005
    • 42635
    #1

    You Know You've Been in Porn Too Long When

    ...you start imagining how each girl would look sucking your dick, or how their toes curl your tip.

    Should You Email Your Members?

    Link1 | Link2 | Link3

    Enough Said.

    "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"
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    • Xrated J
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2006
      • 4347
      #2
      so that why i think about that same thing all the time

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        • cherrylula
          lol
          • Jan 2002
          • 15969
          #3
          surfers?

          I thought you were going to say, when you recognize a performer by their asshole.

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            • cherrylula
              lol
              • Jan 2002
              • 15969
              #4
              Originally posted by Barefootsies
              ...you start imagining how each girl would look sucking your dick, or how their toes curl your tip.

              http://www.truthminers.com/truth/hel...rn_addicts.htm

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                • cherrylula
                  lol
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 15969
                  #5
                  Originally posted by cherrylula
                  ...when you recognize a performer by their asshole.
                  quoting myself, because I've been working in porn way too long.

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                    • Barefootsies
                      Choice is an Illusion
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 42635
                      #6
                      Originally posted by cherrylula
                      quoting myself, because I've been working in porn way too long.
                      Should You Email Your Members?

                      Link1 | Link2 | Link3

                      Enough Said.

                      "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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                        • polish_aristocrat
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 40377
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Barefootsies
                          or how their toes curl your tip.
                          I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                            • pornask
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 6518
                              #8
                              Originally posted by cherrylula
                              http://www.truthminers.com/truth/hel...rn_addicts.htm

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                                • gornyhuy
                                  Chafed.
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 18041
                                  #9
                                  When you go to a party with non-porn people and they pull up some sites to look at for chuckles and you have to bite your tongue because you see tons of shit that you created/coded/filmed, and/or make thousands of dollars from the specific site or the sponsors on it.

                                  icq:159548293

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                                    • MandyBlake
                                      The one and only!
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 17761
                                      #10
                                      yeah we look at chicks now as content.
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                                        • Violetta
                                          Affiliate
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 28735
                                          #11
                                          nah... dont think of that much
                                          M&A Queen

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                                            • bobby666
                                              boots are my religion
                                              • Nov 2005
                                              • 21765
                                              #12
                                              i did that from the first day on .....

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                                                • JasonSmokes
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2007
                                                  • 364
                                                  #13
                                                  Indeed! I agree!

                                                  Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                                  When you go to a party with non-porn people and they pull up some sites to look at for chuckles and you have to bite your tongue because you see tons of shit that you created/coded/filmed, and/or make thousands of dollars from the specific site or the sponsors on it.
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                                                    • esteve
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 233
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                                      When you go to a party with non-porn people and they pull up some sites to look at for chuckles and you have to bite your tongue because you see tons of shit that you created/coded/filmed, and/or make thousands of dollars from the specific site or the sponsors on it.
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                                                        • L-Pink
                                                          working on my tan
                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                          • 39151
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by cherrylula
                                                          surfers?

                                                          when you recognize a performer by their asshole.

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                                                            • Barefootsies
                                                              Choice is an Illusion
                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                              • 42635
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                              Should You Email Your Members?

                                                              Link1 | Link2 | Link3

                                                              Enough Said.

                                                              "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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                                                                • Scott McD
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 67792
                                                                  #17
                                                                  You Know You've Been in Porn Too Long When :

                                                                  looking at naked chicks does less for you, than seeing some hotties with clothes ON...


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                                                                    • Barefootsies
                                                                      Choice is an Illusion
                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                      • 42635
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Scott McD
                                                                      You Know You've Been in Porn Too Long When :

                                                                      looking at naked chicks does less for you, than seeing some hotties with clothes ON...
                                                                      hilarious!....

                                                                      but true
                                                                      Should You Email Your Members?

                                                                      Link1 | Link2 | Link3

                                                                      Enough Said.

                                                                      "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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                                                                        • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                          (felis madjewicus)
                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                          • 20368
                                                                          #19
                                                                          i was like that long before i was working with porn. i'd say you've probably been in porn too long when you're wondering what it would cost to double penetrqate every woman you walk by on film. or if she bleaches her asshole or not before you even know her name...

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                                                                            • GrouchyAdmin
                                                                              Now choke yourself!
                                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                                              • 12085
                                                                              #20
                                                                              ..it takes a clothed woman, not wearing pounds of makeup, with no defining niches, to even get hard?

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                                                                                • alpinemelonman
                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                  • Dec 2007
                                                                                  • 33
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  sex doesn't appeal to you anymore

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                                                                                    • design.guru.guy
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Dec 2007
                                                                                      • 107
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      when everybody knows you as "the porn guy"

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                                                                                        • Dagwolf
                                                                                          President of Canada
                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                          • 23141
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          ... Hardcore does nothing for you but the postman gives you a hardon.
                                                                                          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                            • minniesoporno
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                                                              • 1150
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by alpinemelonman
                                                                                              sex doesn't appeal to you anymore
                                                                                              Yup, sad but true. and when you look at men and your disgusted because you know when they hit middle age they will be hitting up phone sex lines and webcam sites.

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                                                                                                • Barefootsies
                                                                                                  Choice is an Illusion
                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                  • 42635
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by minniesoporno
                                                                                                  Yup, sad but true. and when you look at men and your disgusted because you know when they hit middle age they will be hitting up phone sex lines and webcam sites.
                                                                                                  http://youtube.com/watch?v=SQ_UZGJs-hQ
                                                                                                  Should You Email Your Members?

                                                                                                  Link1 | Link2 | Link3

                                                                                                  Enough Said.

                                                                                                  "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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                                                                                                    • minniesoporno
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                                      • 1150
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Barefootsies
                                                                                                      http://youtube.com/watch?v=SQ_UZGJs-hQ
                                                                                                      That was the greatest gotta love chris rock.

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                                                                                                        • aico
                                                                                                          Moo Moo Cow
                                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                                          • 14748
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          actually when you stop imagining it, you know you've been in it too long.

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                                                                                                            • uno
                                                                                                              RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                              • 18450
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Barefootsies
                                                                                                              ...you start imagining how each girl would look sucking your dick, or how their toes curl your tip.

                                                                                                              That sounds more like being a "regular guy" to me.
                                                                                                              -uno
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                                                                                                                • MetaMan
                                                                                                                  I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                  • 28682
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  A) licking a chicks asshole is normal
                                                                                                                  B) fucking them in the ass is just as big deal to you as fucking them in the pussy
                                                                                                                  C) girl asks you for a 3some and it barely gives you a boner

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                                                                                                                    • CleopatraoftheNile
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Dec 2007
                                                                                                                      • 284
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by cherrylula
                                                                                                                      surfers?

                                                                                                                      I thought you were going to say, when you recognize a performer by their asshole.
                                                                                                                      that's the truth!! What happens when the talent can't even recognise themselves from looking at their own genitals!!!
                                                                                                                      That has actually happened infront of me
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                                                                                                                        • wanted
                                                                                                                          Certified Asshole
                                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                          • 896
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by cherrylula
                                                                                                                          when you recognize a performer by their asshole.
                                                                                                                          haha, thanks for the good laugh
                                                                                                                          Living the dream.

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                                                                                                                            • LiveDose
                                                                                                                              Show Yer Tits!
                                                                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                              • 25792
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              You've actually deposited a 21 cent check in your business account.

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                                                                                                                                • Barefootsies
                                                                                                                                  Choice is an Illusion
                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 42635
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by LiveDose
                                                                                                                                  You've actually deposited a 21 cent check in your business account.
                                                                                                                                  Should You Email Your Members?

                                                                                                                                  Link1 | Link2 | Link3

                                                                                                                                  Enough Said.

                                                                                                                                  "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

                                                                                                                                    Comment

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