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  • vegasdude
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 3649

    #1

    can women be trusted...

    seen it to many times...

    sweetie I have taken the pill....

    no worry...

    YEAh right!
    Did you fucking talk to me??!
    Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"
  • AOLGuy
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 1261

    #2
    If rap songs have taught me anything, it is not to trust a bitch.

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    • machineg
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2002
      • 1090

      #3
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      • Headless
        Registered User
        • Jan 2001
        • 26727

        #4
        My girl joked with me about that once... I said BIATCH you better stop frontin!

        HAHAHAA

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        • vegasdude
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2001
          • 3649

          #5
          Originally posted by AKFK
          If rap songs have taught me anything, it is not to trust a bitch.
          rap is like cnn mate!
          Did you fucking talk to me??!
          Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

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          • PerfectionGirls
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Oct 2002
            • 4484

            #6
            Simple answer! No!


            But either can we..
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            • dirtyone
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2002
              • 3706

              #7
              Originally posted by AKFK
              If rap songs have taught me anything, it is not to trust a bitch.
              [Eazy E]
              Oh shit. I guess there's one less bitch you gotta worry about.

              [Narrator]
              Let's describe a certain female. A female with the disease of character
              and attitude. If you will a snob. However in a view of NWA...

              [Ice Cube]
              A bitch is a bitch (bitch)
              So if I'm poor or rich (word up)
              I talk in the exact same pitch
              Now the title bitch don't apply to all women
              But all women have a little bitch in 'em (yeah)
              It's like a disease that's plagues their character
              Takin' the women of America (yeah)
              And it starts with a letter B
              It makes a girl like that think she better than me (bitch)
              See, some get mad and some just bury
              But, yo, if the shoe fits wear it (wear it)
              It makes 'em go deaf in the ear
              That's why when you say 'hi' she won't say 'hi'
              Are you the kind that think you're too damn fly?
              Bitch eat shit 'n die (ha, ha)
              Ice cube comin' at you at crazy pitch
              (Why?) I think a bitch is a bitch

              'Who the fuck you think you're callin' a bitch you little ? muthafucka?
              I dunno who the fuck you think you're talkin' to. Let me tell you one
              muthafuckin' thang, I'm not a...' [Eazy E] 'Bitch, shut the fuck up.'

              Yo, you can tell a girl that's out for the money (How?)
              She look good and the bitch won't phony
              She ain't no dummy she's right the ...
              Yo, bitch fuck when I'm driving
              See a young nigga that's striving
              You're thru' without a BMW
              That's why a bitch is a bitch
              I guess, or ether P-M-S
              Here, test the girl that's kinda snobby (a'ight)
              And I bet you dis a nigga is her hobby
              And after she finished the test
              Write today a B-I-T-C-H
              And watch her get mad 'cause she know it's true (she know it)
              But a nigga like me, I say 'fuck you'
              Do like Ice Cube, slam her ass in a ditch (slam her ass)
              'Cause a bitch is a bitch

              'Why I gonna be a bitch?'
              'I ain't call you no bitch. If you'd listen to a goddamn song it'd tell
              you what a bitch is.'
              'Fuck the song 'cause I'm not no muthafuckin' bitch.'
              'I didn't say you was a bitch.'
              'Fuck you, punk-ass nigga!'
              'Fuck you, bitch!
              'Fuck you! Who the fuck you think you are?
              'Fuck you! Suck my dick, bitch!

              I once knew a bitch who got a slack
              'Cause she playing me like she was all that
              A bitch can be your best friend talking behind your back (yeah)
              About who's fucking who and who's getting fat
              Look at yourself for me, (look bitch)
              Now do you fall in this category?
              Or you're the kind that won't bleak
              'Cause you don't think, yo, shit stinks
              Luckily I haven't had a drink
              'Cause I'll down you ass
              Than I'll clown your ass
              'Cause the niggas I hang with ain't rich (I ain't rich)
              We're all saying 'Fuck you bitch!' (Word up!)
              Now, what I can do with a hoe like you
              Been your ass over then I'm thru'
              ? that you see Ice Cube ain't takin' no shit
              (Why?) 'Cause I think a bitch is a bitch

              [Narrator]
              There you have it. The description of a bitch. Now ask yourself,
              are they talking about you? Are you that funky, dirty, money-hungry,
              scandalous, stuck-up, hair piece contact wearing bitch? Yep, you
              probably are.

              Bitch!

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              • AOLGuy
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2002
                • 1261

                #8
                I dig that song about Ice Cube knocking up the neighborhood butterface...

                especially the "what I outta do is kick the bitch in the tummy" line and "now I'm in the closet looking for the hanger" lines.

                that Ice Cube, an American treasure.

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                • juicylinks
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992

                  #9
                  nooooooooooooooooooo

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                  • Wizzo
                    2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                    • Nov 2000
                    • 15224

                    #10
                    Originally posted by AKFK
                    If rap songs have taught me anything, it is not to trust a bitch.

                    Indeed....
                    Looking for Opportunity!

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                    • Headless
                      Registered User
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 26727

                      #11
                      f0 snizzle!!!!!!!

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                      • vegasdude
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 3649

                        #12
                        jier jier never trust anyone but yourself and your beer!
                        Did you fucking talk to me??!
                        Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

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                        • pink_in_the_middle
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 4503

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Headless
                          I said BIATCH you better stop frontin!HAHAHAA
                          "frontin'"

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