Fleshlight Confessional: From an ordained pastor

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  • Ramos2
    Custom User Title
    • Dec 2004
    • 11927
    #1

    Fleshlight Confessional: From an ordained pastor

    "I am an ordained pastor, PHd, successful businessman, martial artist, father of seven, satisfied husband. The product was a challenge for me intellectually and morally until I thought it through, then I realized that a quality surrogate was a great solution to an ancient problem - the feeling of freedom, the release of guilt, the incredible sensation - just telling it like it is."

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    • Ramos2
      Custom User Title
      • Dec 2004
      • 11927
      #2
      This is from Dwreck

      "I just got my FL today, couldn't wait to get home and try it. I got the pink lady super ribbed. This thing does not let you down. I almost came upon entry! Those ribs... OMG. I thought I was going to explode when I tried to pull it out. Being a bare back type of guy, it has been a long time since I have came in my wife. Let me tell ya, this product is all it claims to be and more. I cant wait to order and try a different insert as well! Thanks Again!"

      lol
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        • modF
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2002
          • 1888
          #3
          I can see the public service ad campaign now.

          "The Fleshlight, saving alterboys one at a time."



          I do things
          skype:themodF

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            • Ramos2
              Custom User Title
              • Dec 2004
              • 11927
              #4
              Originally posted by modF
              I can see the public service ad campaign now.

              "The Fleshlight, saving alterboys one at a time."


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                • Dagwolf
                  President of Canada
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 23141
                  #5
                  If you would also like a minister's license so that you can condemn and then forgive yourself for your lustful indecency with your fleshlight, visit the Universal Life Church and become ordained!

                  Adult webmasters welcome!
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                    • Ramos2
                      Custom User Title
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 11927
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Dagwolf
                      If you would also like a minister's license so that you can condemn and then forgive yourself for your lustful indecency with your fleshlight, visit the Universal Life Church and become ordained!

                      Adult webmasters welcome!
                      I'll check that out after I click your sig and check out lovedollars new sites
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                        • Ramos2
                          Custom User Title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 11927
                          #7
                          I just used my new Mouthlight...mocha...hollla
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                            • jacked
                              sperm tail
                              • May 2004
                              • 11019
                              #8
                              Originally posted by modF
                              I can see the public service ad campaign now.

                              "The Fleshlight, saving alterboys one at a time."



                              hahahah thats just wrong
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                                • reynold
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 51271
                                  #9
                                  nice and very convincing testimonials. i guess you should start the worldwide fleshlight campaign.

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                                    • modF
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 1888
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by jacked
                                      hahahah thats just wrong

                                      I blame it on my lack of sleep during the weekend.

                                      I do things
                                      skype:themodF

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                                        • Phoenix
                                          BACON BACON BACON
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 35475
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by modF
                                          I can see the public service ad campaign now.

                                          "The Fleshlight, saving alterboys one at a time."



                                          haha nice...i love it
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                                            • Thurbs
                                              The Thrilla in Manila
                                              • Sep 2004
                                              • 4785
                                              #12
                                              the mocha butt was nice thx buddy

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                                                • xclusive
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 35218
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by modF
                                                  I can see the public service ad campaign now.

                                                  "The Fleshlight, saving alterboys one at a time."


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                                                    • ServerGenius
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                      • 9377
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                      If you would also like a minister's license so that you can condemn and then forgive yourself for your lustful indecency with your fleshlight, visit the Universal Life Church and become ordained!

                                                      Adult webmasters welcome!
                                                      Thanks for that link.....I've just become an ordained Reverend
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                                                        • JFK
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                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 67369
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by xclusive
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                                                            • DaddyHalbucks
                                                              A freakin' legend!
                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                              • 18975
                                                              #16
                                                              Do you think the muslims would endorse it too?

                                                              Maybe the Fleshlight could be the key to MidEast peace?

                                                              The Fleshlight --the end of terrorism?!

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                                                                • Hollywood Horwitz
                                                                  Porn To ROCK!
                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                  • 4357
                                                                  #17
                                                                  they should issue FL's out to prisoners in jail,it would probally cut down on rape!
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                                                                    • pr0
                                                                      rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                      • 23088
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Hollywood Horwitz
                                                                      they should issue FL's out to prisoners in jail,it would probally cut down on rape!
                                                                      people make them with a towel rolled up, a latex glove & lotion

                                                                      i learned that from a kid in juvenile
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                                                                        • reynold
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 51271
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Ramos
                                                                          This is from Dwreck

                                                                          "I just got my FL today, couldn't wait to get home and try it. I got the pink lady super ribbed. This thing does not let you down. I almost came upon entry! Those ribs... OMG. I thought I was going to explode when I tried to pull it out. Being a bare back type of guy, it has been a long time since I have came in my wife. Let me tell ya, this product is all it claims to be and more. I cant wait to order and try a different insert as well! Thanks Again!"

                                                                          lol
                                                                          Sounds true here..

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