Thread: Jesus Is Going To Sic Satan On You!
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Old 01-03-2008, 03:41 AM  
JaneB
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Originally Posted by BoyAlley View Post
Someone told me today that Jesus is going to sic Satan on me.

I mean, I've been told I'm GOING to hell, and have been told TO go to hell, that I'm going to burn in hell, but never before have I been told Jesus was going to sic Satan on me.

Apparently my understanding of Christianity might be a little bit off, cuz I didn't think Satan and Jesus got along real well together, much less took orders from each other.

Wost ever.


Yeah Jesus and Satan do not get along. Satan was an angel at one time, but you know the story. Jesus does not sic Satan on anyone. That is to fucking funny. Who in the hell would tell you something like that?
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