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  • ottoisblotto
    Registered User
    • Jan 2006
    • 1
    #1

    AshleyBrookes.com logic

    Sorry, I apologize in advance, but yes, I am just a surfer.

    Just had to share the greatness that is AshleyBrookes.com

    I just can't follow this logic:

    1. Don't post any new pictures for 24 days---just keep claiming that they are coming and that you are too busy because of online college.
    2. Don't post any new videos for 50+ days---just keep claiming that they are coming and that you are too busy because of online college or the dog ate them. Whatever.
    3. Tell everyone that your new site will be up the next day (this was Dec 10th btw)

    The net result of this...what does Ashley do?
    Work extra hard on getting the site in order? nope!

    Take a vacation. Yup, go skiing for a week. I guess those online classes and not working on her site are just too much. Silly, me a vacation was deserved.

    People have been bitching on her site forum about it for months. This is has been very typical (going weeks without updates) What does she do to solve the problem---delete their posts. Nice.

    Oh, to be fair, after 24 days of no updates, there were two grainy and shadow filled sets of pictures posted today.

    Ok, flame away.
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    • BusterBunny
      perverted justice decoy
      • Aug 2005
      • 19291
      #2
      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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        • sonofsam
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 18648
          #3


          "a new update will be up tomorrow"
          I like turtles.

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            • chadglni
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2002
              • 6924
              #4
              We love surfers, as long as they don't pretend to be webmasters.

              Cheers.


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                • 8 Characters
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 2336
                  #5
                  Is this Ashley's Member's Forum now?

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                    • LexiLexxx
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 2510
                      #6
                      Originally posted by 8 Characters
                      Is this Ashley's Member's Forum now?

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                        • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                          I guarantee it
                          • May 2005
                          • 18314
                          #7
                          Originally posted by chadglni
                          We love surfers, as long as they don't pretend to be webmasters.

                          Cheers.
                          i wonder whos fake nick it is.

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                            • nico-t
                              emperor of my world
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 29901
                              #8
                              Originally posted by sonofsam


                              "a new update will be up tomorrow"

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                                • Mike69
                                  Canadian, nuff said eh?
                                  • Jul 2000
                                  • 755
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Batts
                                  i wonder whos fake nick it is.
                                  I'll tell you in few minutes.. let me get all his billing info..

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                                    • buddyjuf
                                      #10
                                      Big post! Very informative post! But how and why did you even come here to tell us about it?

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                                        • Hornydog4cooter
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2005
                                          • 2859
                                          #11

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                                            • MrIzzz
                                              If u touch it, I will cum
                                              • Sep 2003
                                              • 22923
                                              #12
                                              www.mrizzz.com or www.limpsex.com i have ashley under my desk right now


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                                                • Mike69
                                                  Canadian, nuff said eh?
                                                  • Jul 2000
                                                  • 755
                                                  #13
                                                  I was kinda wondering the same thing.. I guess he got mad I banned his Home IP and then locked out his servers....

                                                  hey you know what... the updates have been slow as of late.. thats being taken care of...

                                                  I dont delete post on members voiceing concenrs about it.... no need to hide it... but this guys was a complete idiot.. and not a surfer.. so... delete

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                                                    • Rui
                                                      web
                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                      • 9533
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Mike69
                                                      I was kinda wondering the same thing.. I guess he got mad I banned his Home IP and then locked out his servers....

                                                      hey you know what... the updates have been slow as of late.. thats being taken care of...

                                                      I dont delete post on members voiceing concenrs about it.... no need to hide it... but this guys was a complete idiot.. and not a surfer.. so... delete
                                                      Ashley = Mike?

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                                                        • mrthumbs
                                                          salad tossing sig guy
                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                          • 11702
                                                          #15
                                                          No surfer calls himself a surfer so youre a POSER!!!!

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                                                            • Mike69
                                                              Canadian, nuff said eh?
                                                              • Jul 2000
                                                              • 755
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Rui
                                                              Ashley = Mike?
                                                              NO! she has way nicer tits.. but Im getting closer ....

                                                              Im reprogramming her members area and doing a little tech work ...

                                                              we just had some details to work out.. and it took some time....

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                                                                • Mike69
                                                                  Canadian, nuff said eh?
                                                                  • Jul 2000
                                                                  • 755
                                                                  #17
                                                                  See !!!

                                                                  HOLD ON not allowed I hear
                                                                  Last edited by Mike69; 02-26-2006, 04:57 PM.

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                                                                    • Yngwie
                                                                      I am an Alien from space
                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                      • 11118
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Mike69
                                                                      NO! she has way nicer tits.. but Im getting closer ....

                                                                      Im reprogramming her members area and doing a little tech work ...

                                                                      we just had some details to work out.. and it took some time....
                                                                      so those breast enlargment pills I sent ya are working? ;)
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                                                                        • Mike69
                                                                          Canadian, nuff said eh?
                                                                          • Jul 2000
                                                                          • 755
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Sorry first pic was Ashley and Kelly in the shower...

                                                                          seems there was an agreement made on those to not be posted sorry ... damn shame!!

                                                                          so here



                                                                          much better tits then me...

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                                                                            • Mike69
                                                                              Canadian, nuff said eh?
                                                                              • Jul 2000
                                                                              • 755
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Yngwie
                                                                              so those breast enlargment pills I sent ya are working? ;)

                                                                              well not sure its the pills or sitting on my ass all day long but man.. Im getting closer

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                                                                                • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                  • 94150
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Mike69
                                                                                  Sorry first pic was Ashley and Kelly in the shower...

                                                                                  seems there was an agreement made on those to not be posted sorry ... damn shame!!

                                                                                  so here



                                                                                  much better tits then me...
                                                                                  I just adore her... that's a "ringwhorty" girl.

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                                                                                    • BusterBunny
                                                                                      perverted justice decoy
                                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                                      • 19291
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Mike69
                                                                                      Sorry first pic was Ashley and Kelly in the shower...

                                                                                      seems there was an agreement made on those to not be posted sorry ... damn shame!!

                                                                                      so here



                                                                                      much better tits then me...
                                                                                      that clears it up
                                                                                      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                                        • nico-t
                                                                                          emperor of my world
                                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                                          • 29901
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by mrthumbs
                                                                                          No surfer calls himself a surfer so youre a POSER!!!!
                                                                                          true dat!

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                                                                                            • Hunter_ST
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                              • 763
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              The update is in the mail... honest.

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                                                                                                • Wiggles
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                                  • 14423
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  wow something i've never seen before on gfy, a surfer actually saying he is a surfer, even though he may not be, still funny.
                                                                                                  no sig

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                                                                                                    • lazycash
                                                                                                      Troll Patrol
                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                      • 15214
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Nothing new here, Ashley has been lazy at producing new content for over 3 years now despite the constant prodding of her fans and photographers. I believe Mutt predicted this about six months ago.
                                                                                                      "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

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                                                                                                        • Dagwolf
                                                                                                          President of Canada
                                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                                          • 23141
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Cheap publicity stunt or cheap character assassination?
                                                                                                          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                            • woj
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                                                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                                                              • 47880
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by sonofsam


                                                                                                              "a new update will be up tomorrow"
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                                                                                                                • modF
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                  • 1888
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Wiggles
                                                                                                                  wow something i've never seen before on gfy, a surfer actually saying he is a surfer, even though he may not be, still funny.

                                                                                                                  I got the impression that it wasn't actually a surfer, just a webmaster who is pissed. So the elusive honest surfer is still out there?

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                                                                                                                    • Young
                                                                                                                      Bland for life
                                                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                      • 10468
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      This is such bullshit.....I can't belive a GFY member didn't have enough balls to pose these questions himself...had to hide behind a fucking fake nick.

                                                                                                                      What surfer knows to announce himself as a surfer???? Load of crock
                                                                                                                      ★★★

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                                                                                                                        • czarina
                                                                                                                          Webmaster Extraordinaire
                                                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                          • 10751
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by bdjuf
                                                                                                                          Big post! Very informative post! But how and why did you even come here to tell us about it?
                                                                                                                          isn't it obvious that it is a webmater that is pissed off at her? Otherwise how did he get a hold of GFY?

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                                                                                                                            • tony299
                                                                                                                              lurker
                                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                              • 57021
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              it must be a slow sunday lol

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                                                                                                                                • chadglni
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 6924
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by czarina
                                                                                                                                  isn't it obvious that it is a webmater that is pissed off at her? Otherwise how did he get a hold of GFY?
                                                                                                                                  Because there are nooooooo surfers on gfy. lol


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                                                                                                                                    • PixeLs
                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                      • 11922
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Mike69
                                                                                                                                      Sorry first pic was Ashley and Kelly in the shower...

                                                                                                                                      seems there was an agreement made on those to not be posted sorry ... damn shame!!

                                                                                                                                      so here



                                                                                                                                      much better tits then me...
                                                                                                                                      I guess this pic made me her avid fan as well.

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                                                                                                                                        • pornguy
                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 62910
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          I think it is a webmaster that did not want to post under his real nic. And if that is the case, and you are an affiliate, you should have.
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                                                                                                                                            • Shoehorn!
                                                                                                                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 22872
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by mrthumbs
                                                                                                                                              No surfer calls himself a surfer so youre a POSER!!!!

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                                                                                                                                                • pocketkangaroo
                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                                                                                                  • 8452
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by pornguy
                                                                                                                                                  I think it is a webmaster that did not want to post under his real nic. And if that is the case, and you are an affiliate, you should have.
                                                                                                                                                  Perhaps, but he could also be an affiliate who wants to continue to keep his rebills and not have his account torched.

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                                                                                                                                                    • Meta Ridley
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 3433
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by sonofsam


                                                                                                                                                      "a new update will be up tomorrow"

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                                                                                                                                                        • jacked
                                                                                                                                                          sperm tail
                                                                                                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                                                                                                          • 11019
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          definately a fake nick classic GFY post ashley is definatley sexy as hell... the more updates the better
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                                                                                                                                                            • fetishblog
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                                                                                                                              • 5995
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Ashley is at my site, www.secksee.com RIGHT NOW. All surfers report there now.

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                                                                                                                                                                • PussyTeenies
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                                  • 6496
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
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