And I will Take a Slurpee with that....fucked up story..

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  • LittleMack
    www.pornkings.com
    • Oct 2003
    • 4645

    #1

    And I will Take a Slurpee with that....fucked up story..

    Jesus, how sick is this....Penis found in convenience store microwave. Here is the link to the story: Link
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  • sicone
    Retired
    • Jan 2004
    • 18453

    #2
    wtf... nasty ass motherfuckers out there

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    • who
      So Fucking Banned
      • Aug 2003
      • 19593

      #3
      This basically proves the old theorem that the universe is infinite, and anything that can happen, will happen.

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      • sonofsam
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2004
        • 18648

        #4
        i knew i was missing something..

        last time i drink tequila
        I like turtles.

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        • Scott McD
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Nov 2002
          • 67792

          #5
          I wonder if it was his own.


          Either that or someone else is missing a penis...



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          • BusterBunny
            perverted justice decoy
            • Aug 2005
            • 19291

            #6

            "not again"
            my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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            • bastardsquad
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2006
              • 529

              #7
              Originally posted by who
              This basically proves the old theorem that the universe is infinite, and anything that can happen, will happen.
              isnt that the truth...wow...


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              • BusterBunny
                perverted justice decoy
                • Aug 2005
                • 19291

                #8
                my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                • pornstar2pac
                  Omaha Hi/Lo
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 17380

                  #9
                  cool, someone found my penis.
                  Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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                  • RayBonga
                    too cool for highschool
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 12164

                    #10
                    And you though a finger in the chili was bad...

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                    • Scott McD
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 67792

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pornstar2pac
                      cool, someone found my penis.
                      And looks like they are gonna have it for dinner...


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                      • LittleMack
                        www.pornkings.com
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 4645

                        #12
                        Crazy shit, I am from Pittsburgh originally and just say damn
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                        • sniperwolf
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 17743

                          #13
                          ewww.... that is soooooooooooo wronggg
                          ~Accepting design works~

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                          • Monique Niccole
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 5653

                            #14
                            We learn something from every story. So what have we learned here? Microwaved penises have "an unusual odor".

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                            • Spunky
                              I need a beer
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 133978

                              #15
                              Must have been some junkie

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                              • LittleMack
                                www.pornkings.com
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 4645

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Afrekete
                                We learn something from every story. So what have we learned here? Microwaved penises have "an unusual odor".
                                I guess it does not smell like chicken.
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                                • Syl
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 1953

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Scott McD
                                  I wonder if it was his own.


                                  Either that or someone else is missing a penis...

                                  Wonder if it may have belonged to an animal. Either way very gross.
                                  Syl
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