Going thru airport security - am I asking for trouble?

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  • Chris
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2003
    • 27880
    #1

    Going thru airport security - am I asking for trouble?

    I am bringing my laptop
    has a PORN sticker on it
    I plan on my wearing my gfy hoodie
    and my ringtone on my sidekick is I'm in luv with a stripper


    am I looking to get frisked? :-/
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    • crockett
      in a van by the river
      • May 2003
      • 76818
      #2
      might not just get frisked, they me decide you need an anal exam.. Have a fun trip..
      In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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        • Juicy D. Links
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992
          #3
          Dont worry last time i went through with a few FL's in my bag , tattoed arms exposed and shit , I looked 2 hot to get frisked

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            • Chris
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • May 2003
              • 27880
              #4
              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
              Dont worry last time i went through with a few FL's in my bag , tattoed arms exposed and shit , I looked 2 hot to get frisked
              lol flesh lightssssssssssssssss
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                • Chris
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • May 2003
                  • 27880
                  #5
                  lol the round tube didnt make them look twice?!
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                    • Juicy D. Links
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 122992
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Chris
                      lol the round tube didnt make them look twice?!
                      nah there were like 3 tubes and a few inserts in the carry on , they didnt even say anything

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                        • BusterBunny
                          perverted justice decoy
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 19291
                          #7
                          my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                            • crockett
                              in a van by the river
                              • May 2003
                              • 76818
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                              nah there were like 3 tubes and a few inserts in the carry on , they didnt even say anything

                              lol they didn't even take them out and inspect them?
                              In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                • volante
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 2940
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Chris
                                  I am bringing my laptop
                                  has a PORN sticker on it
                                  I plan on my wearing my gfy hoodie
                                  and my ringtone on my sidekick is I'm in luv with a stripper


                                  am I looking to get frisked? :-/
                                  Wearing GFY hoodies is great if you want to play "hunt the Air Marshall" on the flight.

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                                    • Chris
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • May 2003
                                      • 27880
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by volante
                                      Wearing GFY hoodies is great if you want to play "hunt the Air Marshall" on the flight.
                                      hahahaha didnt think aboutthat
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                                        • Juicy D. Links
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 122992
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by crockett
                                          lol they didn't even take them out and inspect them?
                                          nope nadda the airport screener was prob sleeping

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                                            • Furious_Male
                                              Doing the grind since 99
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 16884
                                              #12
                                              I always end up getting SSSSd no matter what I look like. Good luck
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                                                • volante
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                  • 2940
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Furious_Male
                                                  I always end up getting SSSSd no matter what I look like. Good luck
                                                  If you print out your boarding passes at home, try this - print them out to find where the "SSSS" appears. Then put a post-it note over the corresponding area on a blank piece of paper, put that in your printer and print them out again. Then remove the post-it.

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                                                    • xclusive
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 35218
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                      I looked 2 hot to get frisked
                                                      I would have frisked you twice

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                                                        • studiocritic
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                          • 2442
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by volante
                                                          If you print out your boarding passes at home, try this - print them out to find where the "SSSS" appears. Then put a post-it note over the corresponding area on a blank piece of paper, put that in your printer and print them out again. Then remove the post-it.
                                                          then you'll end up with secondary secondary screening, if they catch you.

                                                          SSSSSSSS

                                                          If you check in late, fly standby, etc.. those are just a few innocuous things that can lead to you getting SSSS. Do you fly united or delta by chance?
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                                                            • Spunky
                                                              I need a beer
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 133978
                                                              #16
                                                              Think about something disgusting when they finger your ass

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