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Old 12-25-2007, 07:42 PM  
Pleasurepays
BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: I live in a pile of boogers
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Originally Posted by minusonebit View Post
Its GFY, Tony. Most of them think this is the only adult webmaster board. If it wasn't posted here, it didn't happen. Truly not the case.

The fact of the matter is this:

I have a source for every allegation I made. In order for John to prevail in a libel suit he will not only have to prove that the allegations were false he will also have to prove that I knew so when I published the story. He still has not done several of the things he is required to do under the libel laws.

Additionally, if he is actually stupid enough to go through with this - which I now think he is - he will be sorry. Because I will use the discovery and subpoena process to go through every aspect of his miserable and pathetic little existence on this planet and the truth of exactly what TMM did and did not do will be public knowledge. John wants this to be ugly so I will make it ugly. This started as being about how John's company fucked alot of people over through its incompetent handling of things, John turned it into an issue of it being about John himself: personally, professionally and as a player in the industry.

John was the first one to declare war. He did it in an unprofessional manner (legal threats are to be made by certified mail, return receipt requested - not on GFY) and when someone declares war on me I am not going to sit around and wait to be invaded.


BREAKING NEWS

Keith AKA "minusonebit" was shot friday evening 47 times by 5 unknown assailants while he was masturbating to a Kevin Federline photograph in a Shell gas station bathroom. He was known to have had few friends and leaves no one behind that wants to admit to knowing him.

Minusonebit was best known for his fake and transparent attention getting/trolling efforts on GFY which were always executed with all the style and flair of a retarded chimpanzee. To name a few examples, he was posting usernames and passwords, explaining how people should defraud the IRS and took the time to write a lengthy, well documented article (backed by incriminating photos) about how he was robbing his local power company of electricity because they were, as he put it "cocksuckers begging to be made an example of" and for taking on fights that weren't his to fight such as that with John at NATS.

It is strongly suspected by many in the adult business that his deep rooted fear of authority and constant craving for negative attention are the result of being sexually abused as a child by several family members, friends and neighborhood animals. "No one likes him, no one supports him. No one believes him and further, no one is entirely sure if he even has or has ever had anything to do with the adult business." said one adult webmaster.

Calls to the prosecutor handling the case of this brutal slaying had went unanswered until late this afternoon when the official statement was given that was this; "seriously, does anyone really care?... the guy couldn't put two words together without pissing someone off or saying something mind numbingly stupid. I don't know what happened, but reviewing his past behavior, the record strongly suggests he probably deserved what he got". The police said the investigation is ongoing. Or maybe not. They don't seem to care either.
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