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  • smutnut
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2007
    • 5889

    #1

    Make 1 Million Dollars Gauranteed!

    Get a job.

    Check it out, if you get a job that pays one hundred grand a year, and you don't pay rent or buy a car or anything else (including eat) you can be a millionaire in just ten years.

    A fifty grand a year job you can do it in twenty. You can even do it with a crummy 25 grand a year job even though it will take you 40 years. Once again, the secret is not doing anything whatsoever. You basically find a dark alley and pitch a tent or cardboard box.

    Maybe a few days a week you can eat some 99 cent burgers or some pj sandwiches if you really budget your money well. But the secret is doing nothing but living in a cardboard box and jacking or jilling off for as long as it takes.

    Cool. I'm about to pattern this program so let me know how it works out. This is just a beta test at this point.
  • L-Pink
    working on my tan
    • Mar 2005
    • 39151

    #2
    Taxes you tool.

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    • smutnut
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jul 2007
      • 5889

      #3
      Originally posted by L-Pink
      Taxes you tool.
      Shit! See, this is why I have this in beta.

      More feed back please.

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      • BoyAlley
        So Fucking Gay
        • Nov 2004
        • 19714

        #4
        That's assuming that you don't invest the money you make in any way shape or form?

        There are ways to make money with your money, if you don't keep it in a shoe box under your bed.

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        • smutnut
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jul 2007
          • 5889

          #5
          Originally posted by BoyAlley
          That's assuming that you don't invest the money you make in any way shape or form?

          There are ways to make money with your money, if you don't keep it in a shoe box under your bed.
          Okay, lets not get complicated or I'll never get this thing out of beta or be able to start my own infomercial or motivational program

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          • WiredGuy
            Pounding Googlebot
            • Aug 2002
            • 34512

            #6
            I think you forgot about a small detail that will make you take a lot longer... taxes.
            WG
            I play with Google.

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            • smutnut
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jul 2007
              • 5889

              #7
              Originally posted by WiredGuy
              I think you forgot about a small detail that will make you take a lot longer... taxes.
              WG
              Yeah, I'm working on that right now. I might have to revise my program slightly

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              • aico
                Moo Moo Cow
                • Mar 2004
                • 14748

                #8
                This is cutting edge stuff, keep it up.

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                • smutnut
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 5889

                  #9
                  Originally posted by aico
                  This is cutting edge stuff, keep it up.
                  Thanks, I'm looking for investors as we speak.

                  I probably shouldn't be laughing considering the commercials I see getting thrown at us by the drug companies where our dicks could fall off as one of the side effects, etc. etc.

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                  • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                    best designer on GFY
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 30307

                    #10
                    Sounds great so long as you like scraping yer balls on broken glass up hill.

                    And umm Taxes...
                    Even a 100K year a job will land you just barely 60K after taxes per year.
                    If you are poor now odd's are you will be poor for the rest of yourlife.
                    Thats just the way it is.

                    Not many Jobs will land you 100K a year out the gate unless you actually have an education.

                    Or... You can be a truck driver in Iraq. Ya can make good money doing that.
                    Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 12-25-2007, 03:37 PM.

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                    • smutnut
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 5889

                      #11
                      Originally posted by AlienQ
                      Sounds great so long as you like scraping yer balls on broken glass up hill.

                      And umm Taxes...
                      Even a 100K year a job will land you just barely 60K after taxes per year.
                      If you are poor now odd's are you will be poor for the rest of yourlife.

                      Thats just the way it is.
                      You know, you're really a downer. Make sure I get your name so I can have you locked out at the door when I start my motivational tour

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                      • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                        best designer on GFY
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 30307

                        #12
                        Sorry

                        On the upswing Money does not equal Happiness.

                        Start with that

                        Poor fucks love to hear there is more to life than money and they will pay you, to hear it told to them Now thats motivational.

                        Infact you could start a cult along those lines.
                        Being religeous you might be able to get tax exempt!
                        Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 12-25-2007, 03:41 PM.

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                        • smutnut
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 5889

                          #13
                          Originally posted by AlienQ
                          Sorry

                          On the upswing Money does not equal Happiness.

                          Start with that

                          Poor fucks love to hear there is more to life than money and they will pay you, to hear it told to them Now thats motivational.

                          Infact you could start a cult along those lines.
                          Cool, thanks. That's what I'm looking for. Input for my training course. I already have the "I used to walk 40 miles to school with a 50 lb ruck sack on my back in a snow blizzard" and "I once met a quadraplegic that won the gold metal in the marathon", but this is good stuff too

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                          • xmas13
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 5176

                            #14
                            1M to do what?
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                            • smutnut
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 5889

                              #15
                              Originally posted by xmas13
                              1M to do what?
                              See, now you're just fucking up the entire program.

                              I don't need this type of negative thinking when I'm trying to do something genius

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                              • madfuck
                                Registered User
                                • Oct 2004
                                • 2032

                                #16
                                sounds good ")

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                                • Barefootsies
                                  Choice is an Illusion
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 42635

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by aico
                                  This is cutting edge stuff, keep it up.
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                                  Enough Said.

                                  "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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                                  • Paullie
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2007
                                    • 174

                                    #18
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                                    • sexykat
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2006
                                      • 1017

                                      #19
                                      What about unseen expenses like ill health, accidents, etc
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                                      • NetHorse
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2006
                                        • 3526

                                        #20
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                                        • smutnut
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jul 2007
                                          • 5889

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by sexykat
                                          What about unseen expenses like ill health, accidents, etc
                                          Like all other programs and motivational speakers and sure things - THOUGH LUCK!

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                                          • tiger
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Apr 2002
                                            • 6986

                                            #22
                                            Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that.

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                                            • smutnut
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Jul 2007
                                              • 5889

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by tiger
                                              Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that.
                                              Don't be so hard on yourself. It takes a certain kind of entreprenuer

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                                              • SGx
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2003
                                                • 282

                                                #24
                                                i don't know if it was said before but also look out for inflation

                                                1.000.000 now is maybe nothing in 40 years

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                                                • Iron Fist
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                  • 23400

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by smutnut
                                                  Shit! See, this is why I have this in beta.

                                                  More feed back please.
                                                  WOW.. that made me laugh
                                                  i like waffles

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                                                  • woj
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                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                    • 47882

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by smutnut
                                                    Shit! See, this is why I have this in beta.

                                                    More feed back please.
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                                                    • mechanicvirus
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 4219

                                                      #27
                                                      1,000,000 is gonna be worth less in 40 years

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