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  • xxxjay
    Tube groupie.
    • Aug 2002
    • 13482

    #1

    XXXJay?s Rare Tech Tips

    How to completely defrag, optimize performance, and rid your laptop of all viruses, worms, spyware, and malware without any type of RAM upgrade or software in just a few seconds:



    Also: Removes annoying monitor glare from your screen too (well, not really).



    Quick message to whoever the assholes that wrote Spy Sheriff and NT Authority\System Shutdown shit?there?s a special layer in hell being reserved for you right now. It will be the 27th layer and will be three times as hot as the rest of hell, but with no air.

    I will be there to meet you assholes. You?ll notice me because I will be the guy pouring acid into your faces while holding a bag of air and charging you to breathe! Ya? fucking bastards! Go back to slaying Orcs with your broadsword / working on your resistance to lightening ? you fucking geeks!

    And stop fucking up our computers?we have porn to publish!

    On a side note: Hewitt Packard noticed a slight increase in laptop sales in the Los Angeles area.

    From:
    http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/sex-blog/
    http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/
  • BumpUglyz
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2001
    • 1124

    #2
    you can use a hug
    http://www.whoore.com
    icq: 37991616

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    • FredIsMe
      So Fucking Banned
      • Dec 2004
      • 2406

      #3
      ya... nice tip...

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      • StuartD
        Sofa King Band
        • Jul 2002
        • 29903

        #4
        it looks like the hard drive was trying to make a break for it.
        This is me on facebook
        This is me on twitter

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        • PussyTeenies
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2005
          • 6496

          #5
          hmz.. do you also do house calls?
          i got 2 laptops that need a quick fix
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          • Antonio
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Oct 2001
            • 14136

            #6
            now you can sell it on Ebay

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            • Juicy D. Links
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 122992

              #7
              that laptop was gubaed to death

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              • xxxjay
                Tube groupie.
                • Aug 2002
                • 13482

                #8
                Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                that laptop was gubaed to death
                haha...that's a good one...you are on a roll tonight Juicy
                http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/

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                • Love Sex
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 1905

                  #9
                  breaking things is so much fun. if you cant fix break it

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                  • u-Bob
                    there's no $$$ in porn
                    • Jul 2005
                    • 33063

                    #10
                    thanks.. very useful tips

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                    • V_RocKs
                      Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 32451

                      #11
                      Hmmm.. did it ever occure to you that you could just reinstall windows?

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                      • Zarathustra
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 1094

                        #12
                        Hey, is that the HP ZD7000?

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                        • broke
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 4501

                          #13
                          Fucking trash.
                          Perfect Gonzo

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                          • ServerGenius
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2002
                            • 9377

                            #14
                            First you get hacked.....now a virus
                            | http://www.sinnerscash.com/ | ICQ: 370820 | Skype: SinnersCash | AdultWhosWho |

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                            • Nicky
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 30071

                              #15
                              oh crap, did spyware do that? I gotta get rid of mine

                              gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                              • Downtime
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2004
                                • 7320

                                #16
                                did you beat the fuck out of it while u listened to "Die Motherfucker Die" from the Office Space soundtrack?
                                #27024067

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                                • Manowar
                                  jellyfish  
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 71528

                                  #17
                                  damn that is crushed

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                                  • Tom_PM
                                    Porn Meister
                                    • Feb 2005
                                    • 16443

                                    #18
                                    I just did a system restore when I got hit with that one, but your method looks more extensive and thorough.
                                    43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                                    • Thurbs
                                      The Thrilla in Manila
                                      • Sep 2004
                                      • 4785

                                      #19
                                      jay fucked that laptop up

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                                      • brand0n
                                        been very busy
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 26983

                                        #20
                                        ive so wanted to do that so many times
                                        want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                        • Validus
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 4012

                                          #21
                                          Jay, I can't even get my personal website listed #1... grrr... SE's suck... or maybe I do!?

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                                          • Pornwolf
                                            Drunk and Unruly
                                            • Jan 2002
                                            • 22712

                                            #22
                                            G'ddamn Jay, OCCash and Jay's XXX Links must be doing pretty good huh.
                                            I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                            Webair, bitches.

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                                            • xxxjay
                                              Tube groupie.
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 13482

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by V_RocKs
                                              Hmmm.. did it ever occure to you that you could just reinstall windows?
                                              Hahaha, of course...reinstalling windows is for pussies.
                                              http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/

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                                              • xxxjay
                                                Tube groupie.
                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 13482

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Downtime
                                                did you beat the fuck out of it while u listened to "Die Motherfucker Die" from the Office Space soundtrack?
                                                That is one of my favorite parts to any movie - EVER! I laugh every time I see them bust that fax machine up.
                                                http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/

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                                                • xxxice
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 5042

                                                  #25
                                                  LOL good stuff

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                                                  • Spunky
                                                    I need a beer
                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                    • 133978

                                                    #26
                                                    Looks like somebody has a temper

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                                                    • bDok
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 1917

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by StuartD
                                                      it looks like the hard drive was trying to make a break for it.


                                                      good stuff.
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                                                      • nadanada
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                        • 330

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Downtime
                                                        did you beat the fuck out of it while u listened to "Die Motherfucker Die" from the Office Space soundtrack?
                                                        hah thats the same thing that went through my mind

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                                                        • dij
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2003
                                                          • 2163

                                                          #29
                                                          haha, it's a classic

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                                                          • DWB
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                            • 31779

                                                            #30
                                                            that's rock and roll.

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                                                            • wedouglas
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                              • 5921

                                                              #31
                                                              I think there should be a large underground investigation launched into finding spyware producers and ruining their lives.

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