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  • wyldworx
    So Fucking Banned
    • Dec 2006
    • 5144
    #1

    What do you want for xmas?

    I am hoping for a new microphone. I allready got a new tripod and i love it!!!

    merry xmas all, and may you get everything you wish for.
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    • digifan
      The Profiler
      • Oct 2002
      • 14618
      #2
      Health.. merry christmas to you too.
      [email protected]
      Webair Rocks

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        • webjoker
          Confirmed User
          • May 2004
          • 367
          #3
          the guy who fucked NATS's balls on a stick
          hehe

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            • Big_D
              CRAZY MOFUKKA
              • Jun 2006
              • 3296
              #4
              I would like two hot romanian escorts to show up at my hotel room door so i could ravage them both for hours....

              yeah that would be nice, did it the other day, its quite satisfying

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                • Star 69
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 8602
                  #5
                  I want a new lens
                  e-mail star69

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                    • Iron Fist
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 23400
                      #6
                      Happy Holidays
                      i like waffles

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                        • Chef86
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2930
                          #7
                          I would like an xbox 360

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                            • L-Pink
                              working on my tan
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 39151
                              #8
                              Donny banned.

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                                • D
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2006
                                  • 7412
                                  #9
                                  As we're traveling, the gal and I did most of our gift exchanging last night - and I already got one of the things I wanted...

                                  20 x 80 Supergiant Astronomical Binoculars.

                                  -D.
                                  ICQ: 202-96-31

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                                    • Blazed
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2006
                                      • 1701
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by D
                                      As we're traveling, the gal and I did most of our gift exchanging last night - and I already got one of the things I wanted...

                                      20 x 80 Supergiant Astronomical Binoculars.

                                      Nice now she will have no trouble finding your penis.
                                      ☻

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                                        • D
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2006
                                          • 7412
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Blazed
                                          Nice now she will have no trouble finding your penis.
                                          I think you're confusing binoculars with a microscope.

                                          However, it doesn't matter... I mean, either way, my girlfreind's typically not had a problem finding my penis, as - if she's ever gotten lost - she's generally just followed the stank of your mom's ass.

                                          Not for too much longer, though... seems the smell finally starts to wash away after a few years.

                                          -D.
                                          ICQ: 202-96-31

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                                            • media
                                              Confirmed Moneymaker
                                              • Apr 2002
                                              • 9853
                                              #12
                                              A time machine...
                                              I'm here for the violence!

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                                                • Blazed
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jun 2006
                                                  • 1701
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by D
                                                  I think you're confusing binoculars with a microscope.

                                                  However, it doesn't matter... I mean, either way, my girlfreind's typically not had a problem finding my penis, as - if she's ever gotten lost - she's generally just followed the stank of your mom's ass.

                                                  Not for too much longer, though... seems the smell finally starts to wash away after a few years.

                                                  My mum has trouble with diarrhea the smell is not surprising, could also possibly be what eroded your penis so small.
                                                  ☻

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                                                    • amandaspost
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 1935
                                                      #14
                                                      A new kitchen
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                                                        • D
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                          • 7412
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Blazed
                                                          My mum has trouble with diarrhea the smell is not surprising, could also possibly be what eroded your penis so small.
                                                          But if it were small... a microscope would be needed to see it.

                                                          Needing binoculars implies that it's so large that I have to walk far away from the viewer so that one could appreciate it in all of its glory.

                                                          But don't take it form me... ask a fifth grader.

                                                          -D.
                                                          ICQ: 202-96-31

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