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  • Luc
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    • Nov 2002
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    #1

    Classic lines from SNATCH.

    i'll start it out...

    "why the fuck would i want a caravan that's got no fucking wheels?"
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  • Sharky01276
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    • Feb 2006
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    #2
    "Dya like duogs!"

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    • KRosh
      So Fucking Outlawed
      • Nov 2001
      • 5114

      #3
      I love that fucking movie


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      • com
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        • Aug 2003
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        #4
        "dags?"
        "yeah freddy 'I've got a gambling problem' four fingers"

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        • PSGuru
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          • Apr 2003
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          #5
          "The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off."

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          • dissipate
            The Dirty Frenchman
            • Nov 2005
            • 8904

            #6
            i can hardly make a damn thing out from that movie.... but i always end up watching it drunk, which could be the issue at hand

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            • SomeCreep
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              • Mar 2003
              • 26118

              #7
              "In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary ... come again?"

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              • fuzebox
                making it rain
                • Oct 2003
                • 22363

                #8
                "Why do they call him Boris The Bullet Dodger?" - "Because he dodges bullets, Avi"

                "Anything to declare?" - "Yeah, don't go to London."

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                • axelcat
                  Adult Locals
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 25450

                  #9
                  you like dags is the most famous from it

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                  • Manowar
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                    • Dec 2003
                    • 71528

                    #10
                    i love that movie


                    gettaway driver? what the fuck can he get away from?

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                    • fuzebox
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                      • Oct 2003
                      • 22363

                      #11
                      "It's too tight" - "You could park a jumbo jet in there"

                      "It was a funny angle" - "Tyrone, it's behind you... when you back up, things come from behind"

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                      • KRosh
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                        • Nov 2001
                        • 5114

                        #12
                        Bullet Tooth Tony says ....A bookie's got blagged last night.


                        Avi respomds....

                        Blagged? Do me a favor, Tony, speak English. I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.
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                        • Kevsh
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                          • Dec 2004
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                          #13
                          "For ever action, there is a reaction. And a Pikey reaction... is quite a fucking thing."

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                          • The Truth Hurts
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                            • Nov 2002
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                            #14
                            "You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?"

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                            • Pornwolf
                              Drunk and Unruly
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 22712

                              #15
                              That's easily one of my favorite movies!


                              Avi: Eighty-six carats.
                              Rosebud: Where?

                              Avi: London.

                              Rosebud: London?

                              Avi: London.

                              Gemologist: London?

                              Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

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                              • webair
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                                #16
                                Turkish: "do you take suger in your tea?"

                                Bricktop: "no thnaks im sweet enough..."

                                classic movie


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                                • gornyhuy
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                                  • May 2002
                                  • 18041

                                  #17
                                  SHIIIIIITE!!



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                                  • Gnat69
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                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 706

                                    #18
                                    Sit Down, You big Bald FUCK!!!!


                                    many people say it is just another "Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels" but I don't care, this movie is great anyway!!!
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                                    • com
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                                      • Aug 2003
                                      • 4541

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Gnat69
                                      Sit Down, You big Bald FUCK!!!!


                                      many people say it is just another "Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels" but I don't care, this movie is great anyway!!!
                                      both are classics, gimme a third!

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                                      • Relish XXX
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                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 4904

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
                                        "You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?"

                                        desert eagle point 5 0. As vinnie jones taps the gun on the window.

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                                        • ShellyCrash
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                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 6708

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by com
                                          both are classics, gimme a third!

                                          Madonna ruins people, after that he made "Swept Away".

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                                          • willow
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                                            • Dec 2001
                                            • 131

                                            #22
                                            From memory:

                                            Turns out he's the gypsy bare knuckle champion, which makes him harder than a coffin nail.

                                            The part where the kid is hoping gorgeous george wakes up before they put him in the hole with him while Golden Brown is playing in the background is pretty classic too.

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                                            • ShellyCrash
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                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 6708

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by willow
                                              The part where the kid is hoping gorgeous george wakes up before they put him in the hole with him while Golden Brown is playing in the background is pretty classic too.
                                              Both the soundtracks to Snatch and Lock Stock have some sweet tunes in them. Even Guy Ritchie's company logo has the specials' rude boy on it if I'm not mistaken.

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                                              • liquidmoe
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                                                • Mar 2002
                                                • 4994

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by com
                                                both are classics, gimme a third!
                                                Revolver

                                                Take Luck!

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                                                • Luc
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                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 1130

                                                  #25
                                                  "i'll fight you for it."
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                                                  • FredIsMe
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                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                    • 2406

                                                    #26
                                                    i didnt understand a thing said in that movie

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                                                    • austinth
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                                                      • Jul 2002
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                                                      #27
                                                      "need ta take a shiiiieet!"
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                                                      • DamageX
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                                                        • Jun 2001
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                                                        #28
                                                        That is one of the best movies ever. Absolutely genius.
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                                                        • BigBen
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                                                          • Nov 2004
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                                                          #29
                                                          It's the Russian.
                                                          A Russian?
                                                          To be technical he's an Uzbekistanian.
                                                          Uzbekistanian? I've been dealing with those sneaky Russian dogs.

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                                                          • Pornwolf
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                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                            • 22712

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Gnat69
                                                            many people say it is just another "Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels" but I don't care, this movie is great anyway!!!

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                                                            • buddyjuf

                                                              #31
                                                              Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

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                                                              • fuzebox
                                                                making it rain
                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                • 22363

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by com
                                                                both are classics, gimme a third!
                                                                Layer Cake was fun...

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                                                                • fuzebox
                                                                  making it rain
                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 22363

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Boris The Blade? You mean Boris The Sneaky Fucking Russian...

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                                                                  • fuzebox
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                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                    • 22363

                                                                    #34
                                                                    "You're saying the gun don't work?" - "I'm saying it would do more damage if you fed it to him"

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                                                                    • fuzebox
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                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                      • 22363

                                                                      #35
                                                                      "The weight is a sign of reliability... And if it doesn't work, you can always hit him with it."

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                                                                      • everestcash
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                                                                        • Apr 2002
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        good ones, great movie

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                                                                        • Pornwolf
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                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 22712

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by fuzebox
                                                                          Layer Cake was fun...
                                                                          Layer Cake was damn good.

                                                                          So was "The Limey."
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                                                                          • mackey
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                                                                            • Feb 2004
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Perrywinkle blue!

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                                                                            • chodadog
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                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                              • 9736

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by com
                                                                              both are classics, gimme a third!
                                                                              Layer Cake.
                                                                              26 + 6 = 1

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                                                                              • Deepai
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                                                                                • Feb 2004
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                True Classic film... Has anyone seen revolver?
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                                                                                • -Turk-
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  classssssic movie!

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                                                                                  • DrGuile
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Revolver is average at best.


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                                                                                    • WiredGuy
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I love this movie, gonna have to watch it again tonight, lol
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                                                                                      • tASSy
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                                        I love this movie, gonna have to watch it again tonight, lol
                                                                                        WG
                                                                                        that's exactly what this thread did to me too hehe. =)

                                                                                        also "wee mincy balls" is a great phrase from that movie that i use often.

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                                                                                        • WillyFRESH
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                                                                                          • May 2005
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          this is arguably the best line in the movie.

                                                                                          Originally posted by Bullet Tooth Tony
                                                                                          So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.
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                                                                                          • Screaming
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                                                                                            #46
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                                                                                            • Luc
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                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                              • 1130

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              "... but he's as much Jewish as he is a fucking monkey."

                                                                                              music....

                                                                                              ta-da. ta-da-da-ta-da, ta-da-da-ta-da

                                                                                              "Avi!"
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                                                                                              • tristan_D
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                the Transporter dude is in that movie, right?
                                                                                                anyway, I never really liked that film. I find Fight Club better, and more funny.
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                                                                                                • Luc
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  yes. but unlike the transporter, this movie was great.

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                                                                                                  • WME
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

                                                                                                    Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

                                                                                                    Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.
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