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  • Trixxxia
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    • Aug 2004
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    #1

    JOKE:: No speakah de English

    NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH


    A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
    animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
    but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following
    "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
    once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
    twice. Then I come one lasta time."

    "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
    this country . .we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives"

    "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa
    tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'."


    I thought it was cute!
  • thaifan99
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    • Jul 2003
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    #2
    lol.....not bad
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    • G-Rotica
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      • Aug 2005
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      #3
      Oldie but goodie.

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      • Fabien
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        • Jul 2003
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        #4
        Quoi ?
        Je comprends pas ?
        Bahhh, c'est pas grave

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        • amandaspost
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          • Aug 2004
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          #5
          lol, cute one
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          • EdgeXXX
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            #6
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            • u-Bob
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              #7
              good one!

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              • Sharky01276
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                • Feb 2006
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                #8
                I like i like..

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                • Trixxxia
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                  • Aug 2004
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Fabien
                  Quoi ?
                  Je comprends pas ?
                  Bahhh, c'est pas grave
                  *why did you put my link there?* hehehe
                  Arrét de faire ton 'Québecer' difficile!!!

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                  • Manowar
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                    • Dec 2003
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                    #10

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                    • dinkz
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                      • Jun 2002
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                      #11
                      Here's another classic:

                      The italian man who went to Malta

                      One day Ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina Morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis of toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss onna ma plate. She say you better not piss onna plate, you sonnowa bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonnowa bitch.

                      Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonnowa bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonnowa bitch.

                      So I go back to ma room inna hotel and there is no shits onna ma bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on ma bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonnwa bitch. I don't even know the man and he call me sonnawa bitch.

                      I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonnwa bitch, I gonna back to Italy.


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                      • Syl
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                        #12
                        Hehe. Good one Trix.
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                        • axelcat
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                          #13
                          lol

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                          • pornguy
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                            #14
                            The second one I heard when I was about 10. but it always makes me laugh/
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                            • PixeLs
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                              #15
                              Nice on man.

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                              • buddyjuf

                                #16
                                I fuckin loved it!

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                                • jade12
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                                  #17
                                  oh Christ LOL that second one sounds like my dad and some of my relatives before we moved to Canada from Palermo hehehe ;o))

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                                  • Loch
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                                    #18
                                    hehehe as a true ASL i had to re read that one LOL

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                                    • sniperwolf
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                                      #19
                                      ahehehe.. funny shit man.. thanks for sharing
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                                      • Stacey_JoinRightNow
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                                        #20
                                        hahahahahaha, thats very funny!

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                                        • pornpf69
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                                          #21
                                          pretty good one!!!

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                                          • Bluewire Ross
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                                            #22
                                            funny indeed

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                                            • The Duck
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                                              #23
                                              lol very cool one...
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                                              • reynold
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                                                #24
                                                thanks for the good laugh!

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                                                • reed_4
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                                                  #25
                                                  old but still funny. thanks

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                                                  • INCINERATOR
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                                                    #26
                                                    lolllllllllll

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                                                    • Downtime
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                                                      #27
                                                      not a bad one
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                                                      • Tyric
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                                                        #28
                                                        That's just the kind of smile I need to start my morning! Thanks TrixXxia!!
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                                                        • Downtime
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by dinkz
                                                          Here's another classic:

                                                          The italian man who went to Malta

                                                          One day Ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina Morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis of toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss onna ma plate. She say you better not piss onna plate, you sonnowa bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonnowa bitch.

                                                          Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonnowa bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonnowa bitch.

                                                          So I go back to ma room inna hotel and there is no shits onna ma bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on ma bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonnwa bitch. I don't even know the man and he call me sonnawa bitch.

                                                          I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonnwa bitch, I gonna back to Italy.
                                                          that was pretty good
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                                                          • PussyTeenies
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                                                            #30
                                                            lol
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