I am definitley getting some ASS come Christmas!!!!

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  • dropped9
    Registered User
    • Jan 2001
    • 26727
    #1

    I am definitley getting some ASS come Christmas!!!!

    I have a brand new dishwasher coming on christmas eve!!!! My wife is so going to love the cock over the holidays!!!

    hahahahahaha
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    • riddler
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2004
      • 3726
      #2
      thats your wife in your sig isnt it? dont lie!

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        • Headless
          Registered User
          • Jan 2001
          • 26727
          #3
          Originally posted by riddler
          thats your wife in your sig isnt it? dont lie!
          No, my wife has a bigger gut!!!

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            • directfiesta
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Oct 2002
              • 30148
              #4
              once a year ...
              I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

              But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                • RyuLion
                  ClubDomCash.com
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 32364
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Headless
                  No, my wife has a bigger gut!!!

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                    • riddler
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 3726
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Headless
                      No, my wife has a bigger gut!!!
                      hot! GET THE FLOUR READY GOOD SIR!

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                        • Xrated J
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 4347
                          #7
                          shes gonna be throwing the pussy at you like a baseball

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                            • Spunky
                              I need a beer
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 133978
                              #8
                              Going to try for another kid?

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                                • Sly
                                  Let's do some business!
                                  • Sep 2004
                                  • 31377
                                  #9
                                  I really hope that this thread is a joke. I learned by the age of 12... never buy a woman an appliance as a gift and expect to get away with it.

                                  A dishwasher? LOL.
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                                    • cherrylula
                                      lol
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 15969
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Sly
                                      I really hope that this thread is a joke. I learned by the age of 12... never buy a woman an appliance as a gift and expect to get away with it.

                                      A dishwasher? LOL.
                                      As a woman, I'll vouch for it. He might even get a blowjob.

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                                        • Iron Fist
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2006
                                          • 23400
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by cherrylula
                                          As a woman, I'll vouch for it. He might even get a blowjob.
                                          i like waffles

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                                            • BLUE RIBBON
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • May 2007
                                              • 60
                                              #12
                                              I thought this thread was going to be about how you were going to try to rape Santa when he showed up at your house this Christmas.

                                              Nothing beats North Pole Ass!

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                                                • Headless
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 26727
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by cherrylula
                                                  As a woman, I'll vouch for it. He might even get a blowjob.


                                                  Goddam that would make this christmas rock!!!

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                                                    • D Ghost
                                                      null
                                                      • May 2006
                                                      • 9819
                                                      #14
                                                      Fuck yeah Headless! you can say that again..

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                                                        • msan
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jun 2006
                                                          • 1336
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by riddler
                                                          thats your wife in your sig isnt it? dont lie!
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                                                            • td690
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2007
                                                              • 232
                                                              #16
                                                              congrats to you and your wife lol

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