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**Ice** · 02-20-2006, 08:16 PM

When will you send me traffic?

**StickyGreen** · 02-20-2006, 08:17 PM

where do babies come from?

**Bluewire Ross** · 02-20-2006, 08:17 PM

who are you?would you like to avail of our services?

**MetaMan** · 02-20-2006, 08:18 PM

Originally posted by Ice

When will you send me traffic?

when i fix my interweb!

**MetaMan** · 02-20-2006, 08:19 PM

Originally posted by StickyGreen

where do babies come from?

you obviously were adopted, or probably some lab experiment, that explains your giant forhead, massive foreskin accompanied by small penis/ingrown hair.

**MetaMan** · 02-20-2006, 08:20 PM

Originally posted by Bluewire Ross

who are you?would you like to avail of our services?

do your services include shaving my balls?

and do you charge less per hour than Iceicebaby!?

**AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 02-20-2006, 08:21 PM

Ya seen the trailer for Final Destination 3?

**StickyGreen** · 02-20-2006, 08:21 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

you obviously were adopted, or probably some lab experiment, that explains your giant forhead, massive foreskin accompanied by small penis/ingrown hair.

it's all so clear now...

**MetaMan** · 02-20-2006, 08:23 PM

Originally posted by AlienQ

Ya seen the trailer for Final Destination 3?

no i have been to busy laughing at the terrible use of drop shadows and colors on ialien.c0m.

**PixeLs** · 02-20-2006, 08:26 PM

Still ass virgin until now?

**CDSmith** · 02-20-2006, 08:27 PM

I ate not one but two thunderbird burgers for lunch today. My question is:

how jealous of me are you?

**MetaMan** · 02-20-2006, 08:28 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

I ate not one but two thunderbird burgers for lunch today. My question is:

how jealous of me are you?

VERY

**EdgeXXX** · 02-20-2006, 08:31 PM

What does the color turquoise taste like?

**Holly** · 02-20-2006, 08:35 PM

Do you prefer cut or uncut?

**AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 02-20-2006, 08:36 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

no i have been to busy laughing at the terrible use of drop shadows and colors on ialien.c0m.

You are right.

I probably could do better.

We been not only working on several tours this month but also content the site suits a basic need right now but we will be rolling out a new one as soon as a few things get more streamlined.

**MetaMan** · 02-20-2006, 08:46 PM

Originally posted by Holly

Do you prefer cut or uncut?

well that all depends, your pussy is a giant bush, so CUT.

**Holly** · 02-20-2006, 08:48 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

well that all depends, your pussy is a giant bush, so CUT.

So you don't love me?

**MetaMan** · 02-20-2006, 08:50 PM

Originally posted by Holly

So you don't love me?

i love the fact we have had sex 8 times and i only know what the back of your head looks like.

do you love me? (if you're answering yes you may make Nylz a tad jealous)

**EdgeXXX** · 02-20-2006, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

**MetaMan** · 02-20-2006, 08:54 PM

Originally posted by EdgeXXX

careful BradM might steal that image, put it in his sig, and try to pretend to be me, O WAIT he already does that!

**BusterBunny** · 02-20-2006, 08:54 PM

how did you get that 40oz bottle in your ass like that sideways?

**Holly** · 02-20-2006, 08:59 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

i love the fact we have had sex 8 times and i only know what the back of your head looks like.

do you love me? (if you're answering yes you may make Nylz a tad jealous)

I didn't mind you not looking at my face. It was you screaming- "Tell me how hard you want it, Brad!!" over and over again, that sort of hurt my feelings.

**MetaMan** · 02-20-2006, 09:01 PM

Originally posted by Holly

I didn't mind you not looking at my face. It was you screaming- "Tell me how hard you want it, Brad!!" over and over again, that sort of hurt my feelings.

i only mix you up with Brad because your ass has the same problem as your vagina.

**Holly** · 02-20-2006, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

i only mix you up with Brad because your ass has the same problem as your vagina.

It's not a cock, so you don't want to touch it?

**MetaMan** · 02-20-2006, 09:15 PM

Originally posted by Holly

It's not a cock, so you don't want to touch it?

i dont want to catch bird flu.

NOR an STD.

**Holly** · 02-20-2006, 09:23 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

i dont want to catch bird flu.

NOR an STD.

It's all you filthy Canadians with the bird flu and mad cow!!! You fuck those moose long enough and then you start cross contaminating the human population with your nasty animal diseases!

**reed_4** · 02-20-2006, 09:41 PM

What are your long-range goals?

**Spider Ninja** · 02-20-2006, 09:41 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

And i will ignore the question, twist it around, and make the answer into whatever the fuck i want to.

GO!

what's a metaman?

**MetaMan** · 02-20-2006, 09:42 PM

Originally posted by reed_4

What are your long-range goals?

i want to die my skin dark, work in closed quarters with 50 philipinos, and get payed pennies by klik revenue to post on msg boards!

**Spider Ninja** · 02-20-2006, 09:44 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

i want to die my skin dark, work in closed quarters with 50 philipinos, and get payed pennies by klik revenue to post on msg boards!

I can arraign that for you

**Ben_MensNiche** · 02-21-2006, 03:23 AM

Dear MetaMan,

Vegetarians say we're not supposed to eat animals.......

...then why are they made out of sweet tasty meat?

**The Duck** · 02-21-2006, 03:58 AM

did you saw an allien before?

**Nylz** · 02-22-2006, 08:11 PM

Do you still dream about us having raunchy, unsafe sex while rubbing each other with peanut butter and staring at the rising sun on a cornfield?

**reynold** · 02-23-2006, 12:43 AM

do you believe in life after death?

**netter** · 02-23-2006, 12:57 AM

will you plz answer question about sell domain?

**netter** · 02-23-2006, 01:06 AM

how can i sell this domain (zeroporn.net)out?

**jjjay** · 02-23-2006, 01:32 AM

why does quebec suck so much?

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