What's the Weirdest Thing You Can Do With Your Body Non-Sexually?

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  • kristin
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    • Sep 2002
    • 9768

    #1

    What's the Weirdest Thing You Can Do With Your Body Non-Sexually?

    Let's here em ... we all have our odd ball quarks.
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    "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."
  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    I can grab a stick and pull it over my head to the small of my back without bending my arms

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    • BT
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      • Apr 2002
      • 6481

      #3
      I can drink a beer doing a hand stand

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      • Kevin - The PNN
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        • Jun 2005
        • 1364

        #4
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        • pr0
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          • May 2001
          • 23088

          #5
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          • Trixxxia
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            • Aug 2004
            • 5600

            #6
            Touch my nose and my chin with my long tongue (the nose and chin being big help too) and can twist my tongue (or flip it).

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            • ozmatt
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              • Nov 2003
              • 1843

              #7
              shit all really i'm with Kevin on this one.

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              • MetaMan
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                • Jan 2003
                • 28682

                #8
                i always massage my asshole with warm honey while i meditate.

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                • BusterBunny
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                  • Aug 2005
                  • 19291

                  #9
                  i pay others to do weird things to my body im too lazy
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                  • Orgasmics
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                    • Jul 2001
                    • 1206

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Spunky
                    I can grab a stick and pull it over my head to the small of my back without bending my arms
                    I used to be able to do that... haven't tried in years though.

                    I can put both of my legs behind my head... but Hubby kind of turned that into a sexual thing... it started off innocent though.

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                    • kristin
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                      • Sep 2002
                      • 9768

                      #11
                      Mine is probably flutter my eyes, but I don't know I'm doing it ...
                      Vacares rules.

                      "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                      • com
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                        • Aug 2003
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                        #12
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                        • Nylz
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                          • Apr 2004
                          • 8285

                          #13
                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                          i always massage my asshole with warm honey while i meditate.
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                          • SilentKnight
                            Megan Fox's fluffer
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 24812

                            #14
                            Hmm...

                            Both my thumbs and ankles are double-jointed, lol.

                            Haven't found a unique use for it, other than (and this may sound somewhat amusing or odd)...having dbl. jointed thumbs comes in handy when shooting pool (holding a pool cue stick).

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                            • TheDoc
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 13827

                              #15
                              My shoulder is busted up, I can pull it out, reach behind my back and put my hand on my head, straight jackets are no problem, and arm bars don't work I can rotate out of them.
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                              • Vittorio
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                                • May 2003
                                • 1974

                                #16
                                I can SWALLOW my tongue (seriously) and not die. I have a Gene Simmons tongue, and I can shove it all down my throat until the lil' ding dong thing dangling in the back is stretched all the way to the front!


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                                • SilentKnight
                                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 24812

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by TheDoc
                                  My shoulder is busted up, I can pull it out, reach behind my back and put my hand on my head, straight jackets are no problem, and arm bars don't work I can rotate out of them.
                                  I used to be able to pull my arm outta its socket and pop it back in. But that was years ago. Dem bones are too old and brittle to try that stunt these days, lol.

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                                  • Lace
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                                    • Mar 2004
                                    • 16116

                                    #18
                                    I an umm...pop my left shoulder like a million times, same with my ankles and toes.....i doubt thats too good though.
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                                    • kristin
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                                      • Sep 2002
                                      • 9768

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Vittorio
                                      I can SWALLOW my tongue (seriously) and not die. I have a Gene Simmons tongue, and I can shove it all down my throat until the lil' ding dong thing dangling in the back is stretched all the way to the front!
                                      That IS weird ... but I bet it's one hell of a party trick.

                                      Keep 'em coming!!
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                                      "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                      • Jakke PNG
                                        ex-TeenGodFather
                                        • Nov 2001
                                        • 20306

                                        #20
                                        I can shake my eyes.. really fast, like shivering fast.
                                        ..and I'm off.

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                                        • ronaldo
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                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 5475

                                          #21
                                          This is actually a pretty novel idea for a contest at an upcoming show. Start with THIS one, then do the "What's the weirdest thing you can do with your body SEXUALLY", and I'm thinking you'll have the sponsors lined up at the door.

                                          P.S. Sadly, I have nothing to offer either contest.

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                                          • PussyTeenies
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                                            • Feb 2005
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                                            #22
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                                            • reed_4
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                                              • Jul 2005
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                                              #23
                                              I can do the moonwalk perfectly like michael jackson.

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                                              • CDSmith
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                                                • May 2001
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                                                #24
                                                I can wiggle my ears, either both together or independantly.
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                                                • RedShoe
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                                                  • 14831

                                                  #25
                                                  It kinda makes people uncomfortable.. but I can turn my feet so far outwards they rotate to the back... so my heels are forward and my feet are behind me. Not all the way, but kinda close.

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                                                  • slavdogg
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                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                    • 3570

                                                    #26
                                                    I can pick my nose with my tounge

                                                    while going around the back of my head and neck with my left arm and grabbing my left ear. I can do it both arms.
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                                                    • reginaldo
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                                                      • Jan 2006
                                                      • 610

                                                      #27
                                                      i can eat dinner at the mexican place near my house and wake up in the morning with explosive diarrhea consistently

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                                                      • Enema
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                                                        • May 2004
                                                        • 599

                                                        #28
                                                        I can control my eyes independently... not just cross-eyed...

                                                        e.g. I can make one eye look straight ahead and spin the other one in circles.

                                                        Other than that, I can crack all 3 sets of knuckles on my hands.

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                                                        • reynold
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                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 51271

                                                          #29
                                                          pamper your body... go to the gym, soend houors in the jacuzzi and eat your favorite dessert

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                                                          • chupachups
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                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                            • 6576

                                                            #30
                                                            I can play "popcorn" on my throat with my fingertips

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                                                            • michel
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                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                              • 3420

                                                              #31
                                                              I can let my belly dance, but i'm not fat

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                                                              • 3M TA3
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                                                                #32
                                                                i can wiggle my ears

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                                                                • JamesK2
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                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                  • 6589

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                                  I can shake my eyes.. really fast, like shivering fast.
                                                                  Cool, I can do that with my whole head.

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                                                                  • Gunni
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                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                    • 2385

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I vcan lick my elbow

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                                                                    • Teodora
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                                                                      • Feb 2006
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      i can put body lotion on my back... all alone

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                                                                      • The Duck
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        i can stand with one foot...
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                                                                        • kristin
                                                                          GOO!
                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                          • 9768

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Teodora
                                                                          i can put body lotion on my back... all alone
                                                                          Now if only you could massage your whole back too ...
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                                                                          • dissipate
                                                                            The Dirty Frenchman
                                                                            • Nov 2005
                                                                            • 8904

                                                                            #38
                                                                            i can dislocate my left thumb - its not really possible to handcuff me - came in handy in tiajuana once

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