Fat people are a source of global warming and must be destroyed. Proof Pic inside.

**GlydeGirl** · 02-20-2006, 02:57 PM

What a theory! LOL

**breaker** · 02-20-2006, 03:01 PM

Fart shield hahah

**Jace** · 02-20-2006, 03:02 PM

I must weigh 400lbs then, cause I fart at least 30 times a day

**jimthefiend** · 02-20-2006, 03:02 PM

It's been empirically proven. Here it is as a deductive syllogism:

Methane causes the greenhouse effect.
Fat people produce more methane than skinny people.
Therefore, fat people suck.

Definition of syllogism for the 'tards:

Syllogisms are the cornerstone of the logical tradition, known as term logic or Aristotelian logic, that originated with Aristotle (see Prior Analytics, Book I, c. 1.) and survived broadly unchanged until the advent of modern predicate logic in the late nineteenth century. A syllogism (Greek sullogismos, meaning deduction) consists of three interrelated propositions, in which the last proposition is shown to be necessary if the first two propositions are true. Occasionally these are called categorical syllogisms because the propostions they contain involve relatively simple declarations about categories, objects, and the properties that apply to these categories and objects. Syllogisms are usually considered to be a form of inference, but the inferences drawn in syllogisms are generally trivial and tautological. Instead, syllogisms are used to examine the validity of reasoning involved in a given statement by exposing questionable assumptions and incorrect category relations.

**jimthefiend** · 02-20-2006, 03:04 PM

A syllogism is kinda like a haiku, only not gay.

**minusonebit** · 02-20-2006, 03:04 PM

That is so wrong.

**jimthefiend** · 02-20-2006, 03:07 PM

Heres another:

Fat people suck.
Guba sucks.
Therefore, Guba must be fat people.

bwhahahahahah

**jimthefiend** · 02-20-2006, 03:13 PM

Bump because this is important info that MUST get out.

Start killing fat people today, you'll be saving mother earth.

**tristan_D** · 02-20-2006, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by jimthefiend

Bump because this is important info that MUST get out.

Start killing fat people today, you'll be saving mother earth.

you can only imagine how much of the American population will be wiped out

**sicone** · 02-20-2006, 04:28 PM

you're a idiot

**WME** · 02-20-2006, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by jimthefiend

Bump because this is important info that MUST get out.

Start killing fat people today, you'll be saving mother earth.

is this the Holocaust for the overweight?

**adultchica** · 02-20-2006, 06:36 PM

Originally posted by jimthefiend

A fat fuck, like a morbidly obese one; can produce 15 pounds of methane gas per year solely from FARTS, yes FARTS.

I believe this doodie hole stank is directly responsible for the greenhouse effect, and for global warming.

I've made this drawing, Sonofsam style, to help you visualize my theory.

[img]http://www.*****************/fart.jpg[/img]

Jim the Fiend you keep hope alive by posting your innovative thoughts and scientific breakthroughs.

Thanks for being born, Jim. I tear up when I think how much of a contribution you are making to this world

**PixeLs** · 02-20-2006, 07:39 PM

Originally posted by jimthefiend

Bump because this is important info that MUST get out.

Start killing fat people today, you'll be saving mother earth.

I am not that fat but I'm notorious on releasing deadly methane gas everyday..

**jimthefiend** · 02-21-2006, 03:01 AM

Originally posted by adultchica

Jim the Fiend you keep hope alive by posting your innovative thoughts and scientific breakthroughs.

Thanks for being born, Jim. I tear up when I think how much of a contribution you are making to this world

It's a curse, but a burden I must bear.

**Mr.Right - Banned For Life** · 02-21-2006, 03:02 AM

**Jakke PNG** · 02-21-2006, 03:03 AM

I fart a lot. However, I'm pretty sure even larger mammals like cows and rhinos produce marginally more methane than I do.

But I'm glad jim got to boost his self-esteem by mocking us fatties. This thread wasn't in vain.

**jimthefiend** · 02-21-2006, 03:05 AM

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

I fart a lot. However, I'm pretty sure even larger mammals like cows and rhinos produce marginally more methane than I do.

But I'm glad jim got to boost his self-esteem by mocking us fatties. This thread wasn't in vain.

I have to let my narcissistic rainbow shine dude.

**FlogTheLog** · 02-21-2006, 03:23 AM

i love the photo.... and its all true

**The Duck** · 02-21-2006, 03:51 AM

global warming... cool photo...

**bhutocracy** · 02-21-2006, 03:57 AM

Originally posted by jimthefiend

A syllogism is kinda like a haiku, only not gay.

lol. Ok.. so you may troll like a tard on crack, but thats fucking great..

**Ben_MensNiche** · 02-21-2006, 03:58 AM

fantasticly vivid photo capturing global warming in action jim, where was it taken?

**GFX Wiz** · 02-21-2006, 04:10 AM

You must be a fat-fuck, as you put it...skinny people don't get hot and don't complain about the heat...only fat-fucks do.

By extension, you're a part of the problem.

Kill yourself now.

**jimthefiend** · 02-21-2006, 04:12 AM

Originally posted by GFX Wiz

You must be a fat-fuck, as you put it...skinny people don't get hot and don't complain about the heat...only fat-fucks do.

By extension, you're a part of the problem.

Kill yourself now.

Hater...

Fat people are a source of global warming and must be destroyed. Proof Pic inside.

Fat people are a source of global warming and must be destroyed. Proof Pic inside.

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