You guys wanna hear what the definition of OWNED is?

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  • sonofsam
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 18648
    #1

    You guys wanna hear what the definition of OWNED is?

    In vancouver we got a radio station 99.3 the fox

    and i have no idea what the hell kinda contest they had running, but apparently it was a good idea, to get a girls boyfriend to call his girlfriend at work and lie and say that hes been fucking her best friend for a month...

    anyways, they threeway the girl... and he starts off like

    "hey... remember how you wondered if i was checking out your friend that one time.... and i told you that you had nothing to worry about etc.... well.... we've been seeing eachother for a month now"

    she freaks out for a moment and can't believe it.... and then shes like... well i have been fucking your dad for the last year!!!

    and hes like WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?

    and she was like What are YOU talking about!?!

    and hes like i was just joking!!!!!


    "oh my god....." *click* she hung up






    that is fucking brutal and a half.... ouch.
    I like turtles.
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    • After Shock Media
      It's coming look busy
      • Mar 2001
      • 35299
      #2
      Umm serves him right though.

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        • Dirty F
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2001
          • 59204
          #3

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            • Jace
              FBOP Class Of 2013
              • Jan 2004
              • 35562
              #4
              that is a pretty old audio clip actually, if it is the same one.....but that has been floating around the net for a long time

              anyway, it is still fucking hilarious

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                • sonofsam
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 18648
                  #5
                  Originally posted by After Shock Media
                  Umm serves him right though.
                  Him being stupid and thinking that kind of joke would be funny, is EXTREMELY retarded to put it lightly...

                  but i don't think it means that they are squared up for her fucking his dad for a year
                  I like turtles.

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                    • xNetworx
                      So Fucking What
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 14445
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Franck

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                        • sonofsam
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 18648
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Franck
                          I like turtles.

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                            • Sam Granger
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 3958
                              #8
                              lol,this thread is useless without mp3 or any other form of audio

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                                • GlydeGirl
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 1516
                                  #9
                                  That's such a burn! Hahaha!

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                                    • ssp
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2005
                                      • 7990
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Franck

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                                        • After Shock Media
                                          It's coming look busy
                                          • Mar 2001
                                          • 35299
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by sonofsam
                                          Him being stupid and thinking that kind of joke would be funny, is EXTREMELY retarded to put it lightly...

                                          but i don't think it means that they are squared up for her fucking his dad for a year
                                          You are right they are not squared up cause now mom is hurt too. He has ruined holidays forever. Thus he must move to Greenland to live as a hermit trying to figure out when the polar caps will finally melt and drown out his entire families trailer park.

                                          [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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                                            • sickkittens
                                              I am a meat popsicle.
                                              • Jul 2002
                                              • 25100
                                              #12
                                              Would be funnier if you played the clip. There's a clip out there of this where the girl says she's banging the guys brother.

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                                                • PixeLs
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                  • 11922
                                                  #13
                                                  OK, I guess I'm not part of this sleeping crowd..


                                                  That's fucking owned dude!

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                                                  Bi-weekly payments with no hold.

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                                                    • Alex
                                                      So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 10963
                                                      #14
                                                      So funny but not true.
                                                      Care about me?
                                                      Who?
                                                      Me!
                                                      Who?

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                                                        • sickbeatz
                                                          The Hustler
                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 4993
                                                          #15
                                                          i only listen to the beat

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                                                            • BV
                                                              wtf
                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                              • 10914
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Franck

                                                              looks like a Jim Jones mass suicide.

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                                                                • Donny
                                                                  As you wish...
                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                  • 13754
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by BV
                                                                  looks like a Jim Jones mass suicide.
                                                                  That's what I thought too.

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                                                                    • MattO
                                                                      The O is for Oohhh
                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                      • 10861
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Franck

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                                                                        • BV
                                                                          wtf
                                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                                          • 10914
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by MattO
                                                                          I have another pick still embedded into my mind from that tragedy. The one where they have the big galvanized wash tub full of Grape Koolaid.

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                                                                            • BusterBunny
                                                                              perverted justice decoy
                                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                                              • 19291
                                                                              #20
                                                                              kudos to the real jj pic
                                                                              my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                                • Scroto
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                                  • 2804
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  can you imagin finding out your woman has been fucking your dad? dayum

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                                                                                    • BV
                                                                                      wtf
                                                                                      • Sep 2001
                                                                                      • 10914
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Scroto
                                                                                      can you imagin finding out your woman has been fucking your dad? dayum
                                                                                      better than it being your mom i guess, lol

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